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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If someone says “you’re so tall”, are they trying to compliment you the same way saying “you’re so strong” or “you’re so smart” is?
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sick of these pencil necks asking stupid questions
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw a guy who looked exactly like @bransonreese.bsky.social on the B-line yesterday. Suffice to say I was to scared to ask
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The path of indignity
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jerksontheright.bsky.social @jerksontheright.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This new trending topic, the Israel-Lebanon conflict, is not a conflict. It is a brutal invasion by Israel to steal more land and murder more innocent people to clear the land for Israeli settlements. Why can't they be honest?
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Every Damn Case
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think I fall in love way too easily
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/05/2026
Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Obviously FDR was the greatest president, he held the position the longest.
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fuck dude… hate to find out this way
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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riksredguard.bsky.social @riksredguard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fog in Paris, 1955. Photograph by Yale Joel
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Blueberry has its place but blue raspberry makes a lot of emotional sense and had it never been invented you would on some level notice the absence.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Taurus: Actually, Frankenstein is the doctor. The monster is you.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Has reality been pulled out from beneath me?
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I would reel the chaos should it render your order
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I would end the darkness should it threaten your light
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A fire… a true friend
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Carved a scar across my heart have you Dug your name into my chest have you Branded your sigil into my brain have you You cannot control me
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There is not a moment where I long for your touch. Yet I know there is not a moment you long to rid yourself of the carnal. Pain shall always proceed love. The iron law of affection
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I close my eyes and imagine you, I should see her but I see you, the pain and all yet I long. Yet I long for the touch that cannot be while shunning the forbidden truth of my lust. I hate myself. How can I not? I love you How could I not?
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Dark sky’s shall consume me until I let me be myself: ‘tis th day
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I hate you almost as much as I hate myself, that is a fact few dare to confess
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Doomed to live a life longing for a melancholy escape from a joyous world
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Fuck me, I truly am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The highball is the most underrated cocktail
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 22/02/2026
i've made a new comic called "TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story".
"TOY STORY II: a sequel to Toy Story" by splendidland.
two bell shaped clay figures of warriors are standing.
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Del Winters @del.winters.rodeo · 13/02/2026
oh my god??
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Welcome to the doors of perception
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The smoke and mirrors of the elite, truly unmasked
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/01/2026
that’s enough internet for today that’s enough internet for forever
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Great movie
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Snow covered the Acropolis, framing the Parthenon in a stunning winter setting Athens Greece 🇬🇷 Travel #wednesdaymotivation 📹farawayfarers
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I think that Kamala Harris has proven that she is not a real leader. In times of crisis the opposition leader should be rallying support, mounting a defense. Not tacitly waiting until the next election cycle. Instead she is nowhere to be seen. A politician, not a leader.
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Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The king cannot be wrong, only misled by wicked advisors.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Today I learned that not letting an abusive dad near his kids is worse than murdering a loving mother.
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It’s further interesting to know that shooting someone and calling them a “fucking bitch” won’t get you fired, but calling them a “pedophile protector” will.
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The world is falling apart. America is at the forefront of it
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
All leftists and liberals need to purchase a firearm ASAP and take a firearms safety course.
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Did you ever consider that Dr Pepper could be a woman? Did you ever consider Dr Pepper could’ve committed malpractice? Did you ever consider the horrors Dr Pepper was responsible for? We are the monsters we make of ourselves.
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 12/05/2024
>calls story "the odyssey" >main character is named odysseus what does marge see in this hack?
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Torts will be my death
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
How do you control a population? You make a common enemy.
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The_Hipster_Cow @thehipstercow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
“Dress up” says the whiny fucker who can’t be bothered to wear a tie
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