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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 5h
ads for Utah ski resorts should be crimes, there’s not going to be snow, maybe never again
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 5h
I’ll take them to this deli I know where all they serve are knuckle sandwiches
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 7h
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10h
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 8h
I am once again begging for the opportunity to be a CFB head coach whose fans want me fired or better yet dead
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 11h
I’m worried Pete Hegseth isn’t going to drink himself to death until he’s impeached
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 22h
Noah Fifita was good once, I saw it with my own eyes.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PJ Fleck is unapologetically who he is and as far as I know not a scum bag so this gets a hell yeah from me
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got an herb and epsom salt bath soak at the farmers market today. I read the ingredients. This is a brine recipe. I’m becoming juicier as we speak.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey everyone remember the 2013-2018 Pac-12 that was really good top to bottom and anybody could beat anybody every week but nobody was good enough to win a really big game? I think that’s your current era SEC.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You probably think you know what cowbells sound like because of that Will Ferrell sketch and you’re so wrong
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the best part about drums is its the easiest instrument to practice without equipment
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penn State isn’t a bad team right now they just need to find a head coach who fits their identity and can win 11-12 games a year like clockwork
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll bet none of those security upgrades are “not letting racist assholes on campus”
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve always disliked Drake’s verse on Poetic Justice and it’s aged like, well
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish so bad my employees were posters. It’s so hard to get my employees to say things. I’m begging them to tell me what they think about new policies and procedures. Nothing. If I had some posters I’d know everything. I’d know hypothetical viewpoints. We’d all be more mentally ill. I want this.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s really struggled ever since he raped all those women and we found out
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whimsy is good actually. Don’t hate your whimsical coworker. Join them. They aren’t the problem, your serious ass is the problem. Slow down and be less serious once in a while.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Wemby is something else, man
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In my best Macklemore: I’m gonna miss my flight
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not a doctor but I am an alcoholic who talks too much and I don’t know if Sark is a bad guy I think he’s just probably got something like high functioning OCD presenting as severe anxiety that he treated with alcohol until he couldn’t and then switched to stimulants which work until they don’t.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So excited for Dems to win the midterms. Blue wave*! * 1. Laws to expand surveillance state 2. Giving money to Israel 3. Insider trading
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody watched Fury last night
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
men, if you want women to like you, have you considering being friends with women?
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I die bury me in focaccia
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fine I will watch Katseye on SNL again
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my god Dakota Johnson is hosting SNL again when will we be freed from her tyranny
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Praise Way-hova
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am so glad that the rest of the nation is finally getting the Kyle Whittingham experience
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is always how this game has been and Iowa State hung around during the officials and my nap in the third quarter but the important thing is that Iowa State eat my ass like a Cyclone go Utes
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wayshawn Parker has 19 touches for 200 yards and 4 of those touches are in the second half
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I took a nap in the third quarter too
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not a mastermind offensive coordinator but I’d probably give the ball to that one guy on my team who has all the yards for my team
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Officials are saying that passed by Devon Dampier was incomplete which means it’s almost certainly gonna be overruled
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim Brando is putting the hard sell on keeping you on the Utah and Iowa State game.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thinking about all the Utah fans lamenting losing out on Arbuckle and Mateer
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
15 quarters into the season and the score is Utah: 156 Opps: 24
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every day there’s a new story about how the AI companies have lost control of their product and we just pretend that’s a normal thing that happens to healthy businesses
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bluesky doesn’t agree on much but I think we can all agree that it would be great if Utah beat Iowa State in football today
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Devon Dampier winning the BVP award would be perfect because he’s arguably not even the most fun QB on Utah
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m going to invent a new app that combines all the new apps where we talk to all the same friends into one app and I’m gonna call it The Bår or something and then I’ll be rich enough to buy the rest of Napoleon
It’s unknown how the penis looks today, but one visitor from the 1927 New York exhibition described it as “maltreated stripper buckskin shoelace“. Others have described it as “piece of leather or a shriveled eel.“ One thing is, however, clear – the value of Napoleon‘s penis has increased dramatically since it changed owners in 1977. It isn’t easy to put a price tag, but the bizarreness of the item and its incredible history make it truly unique as a collectible. Related: why is Napoleon so popular auction? A photo of Napoleon’s face looking like a sad little boy.
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need Senators who were born after rape was made illegal
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cam @cam-utah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy friday to everyone who remembers when Joe Williams came out of retirement for Utah to do this to UCLA in the Rose Bowl.
goatin-game goatgoat box scoregoat double tap
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