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TheGrimRecapper

@thegrimrecapper.bsky.social
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.

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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 4h
The food type or the "I've been very naughty, spank me daddy" type?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 4h
What about staring *up* at you?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 12h
If the article is right that they're saving stuff because they need ad revenue next year to sell the thing, it's probably because basically every attempt at a reality show the last couple of years has died a VERY quick death so they have no other options to get it with.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 12h
There's only so many 🥵 emojis I can fit in a reply.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 17h
Found out today my two office crushes are both leaving at the end of the week. This is cruel and unusual homophobic punishment.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 22h
Ceiling fan scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Personally, I think the reality show probably should have smooshed some of its contestants into a big fan, but that's neither here nor there.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 22h
And even the watermelon thing, the biggest reaction it got after "oh shit that looks painful" and "did she survive?" was "wait, that show is STILL on?!" Sort of insane it's managed to survive for basically multiple decades at this point on the back of a few good seasons in the mid-2000s.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 23h
I've genuinely heard more about CBS inexplicably sticking Amazing Race on three nights in a row last week ("25 years" ET filler special on Tuesday, first two actual episodes Wednesday and Thursday), and that show hasn't been relevant since the woman took a watermelon to the face *sixteen years ago*.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's not even a hard word to pronounce (tee-SHUCK), it's just spelt Irishly.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cockatoo. Made of gum leaves in a 3-2 formation, shaped like Queensland, with the eye roughly where the city centre of Brisbane is.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't love the bland corporate font but they clearly saw the Paris "lady, but her hairline is a flame!" logo and said "hold my beer". So so so many layers to this.
Logos for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics and Paralympics.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's true, we are a messy bitch.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com Heads up: Brisbane 2032 logos have been released.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please excuse the me-shaped hole that's about to appear in every building, mountain, and Big Thing in between Melbourne and Newtown.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wasn't feeling the premiere (seemed they didn't know how to make Vancouver exotic so looked at TAR Canada for inspiration without realising it has different needs as a show) but this leg was very solid. Crazy it's taken 39 seasons to get to either of the cities so far (and a couple still to come).
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
4.8 near Leongatha, apparently.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean you might be, but not about the earthquake.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earthquake? Earthquake.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, the Olympics were 2020 branded too.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like 60% of Australia's missions were "some of you see something, then describe it to the others to find/recreate".
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no, I would never use my teeth.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#16: Cubs & Campfires (Dylan Drakes, 2024) I tried. It's clearly good, but I couldn't get into it, and I don't know why. Maybe it's just chapters are so long I couldn't "just a few minutes" it and the gaps between spare time were so long it kept taking me out of the story? 6/10.
Cover of Cubs & Campfires by Dylan Drakes. Two chonky lumberjack looking bois drawn in fancy cartoon style, one heavily bearded and one looking younger, cuddle in the forest.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, it looks even better hanging. It's like "what if the Immunity Idol from Survivor was actually something you wanted to look at?"
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, and also you've done a picture. 😝
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow. Looks great.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mip mip.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best season!
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe it beat The Wedge.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does it have to be a Sunday? Can I have it every day?
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's been on my to-do list for SUCH a long time. Must remember to get around to finally playing it one day.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, I don't have an opinion on iced coffee at job interviews, but after two weeks working for people who complained about that sort of thing I'd probably buy one just so I can replace it for an emotional support shiv.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, a phone?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dream Sunday night.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, I don't want a lot for Christmas, buuuut
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You're supposed to make the baby batter before you put it in the oven.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile half the drivers in Melbourne don't even accept the next-stop button as a safeword.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chicken needed help. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Why did the seal cross the road? To bring Wellington traffic to a halt
Police officers appeared to use road cones to persuade the “pretty small” seal not to cross the road, but it was too headstrong to obey.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SHE'S IN IT, APPARENTLY.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Correctly. 🥵
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's supposed to be a World of Pure Imagination, and instead they've given us the most tired, derivative reality show in years. It's almost like Eureka hasn't learned they need to do more to make good TV than to just buy the rights to an existing pop-culture property.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oooooof.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any good? I hadn't heard about it until I saw it advertised on the side of a bus stop today.
You read the post, you know what's here.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TIL the Taskmaster Iceland trophy looks like they bought the bad Cristiano Ronaldo statue off of Temu. You're welcome, sleep paralysis demons.
Bust of Cristiano Ronaldo?Bust of Icelandic comedian whose name I cannot spell?
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman's European Vacation
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"There's no better place to see the opera." Sydney disagrees but go off king.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't get why "vanilla" is the opposite of "spicy". Vanilla IS a spice.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's so rude of them, they should try being less good at their job like most neurovanilla people.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Riverdance.
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TheGrimRecapper @thegrimrecapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That thread is still one of my favourite things I ever did on the old site.
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