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I MET MY FIRST PRAYING MANTIS TODAY AND ITS COS WE HAD TO RESCUE HIM OFF A ROLL OF PACKING TAPE. AND. me and my trainee (she saw it and immediately went "this is a Lorna problem, where is Lorna") managed to free the little guy without ANYTHING getting stuck to the tape and pulled off 🥹🥹🥹

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

not just any ol’ someone either lol

Jay @jay.bsky.team

Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick
The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term
How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?
April 27, 2023 at 7:45 PM

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Saw a tiktok saying any time this girl hears a name that doesn't sound real, she decides it's a Roger persona (American Dad) Yoink I'm stealing that. And thus Black Bolt is a Roger persona.

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Because fuck you, that's why, you fucking dork lmaooooooo

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My drive to work. From getting on the freeway (I left from the grocery store but both the store and my house are within half a mile of the onramp) to parking at work. Was exactly the length of Shogun by Trivium (song not album) I am pleased by the success of my little experiment

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Help this shit has me in tears

Tiktok screenshot of someone holding a bumper sticker/magnet that says
"Cargo pant?
Uhh no buddy,
Car go beep beep"

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"I don't think I get that emotional over anime" *cries over a tiktok about All Might*

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Also, if you listen to Dark Omen by Angelmaker It starts with the Boar God's final words :)

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The lil kodama bootycheeks 😭😭

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Princess Mononoke 💚 and coloring

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

NW James and The Giant Peach And now I'm remembering how badly I want to cosplay Aunt Spiker LMAO

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The entitlement to think you can dictate when someone else hosts their own child's first birthday... This family has such interesting problems

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jumpscare watching ParaNorman cos I forgot the bully is voiced by gd MCLOVIN

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The amount of time I spend staring lovingly at my posable Stain the Hero Killer action figure should be studied

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bestie been playing Wardogs and I will not refer to it as anything except Battlepuppies

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🎶 anything men can do, I can do better Better and faster and with longer nails 💅

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ok he's not little but LOOK AT THEM

A black and white panel from Black Torch showing a human sized lady mononoke, scantily clad, and sat in the lap of a LARGE man in a large cloak the covers his whole body (except his shins and feet), his face is covered by a deer skull I think? Anyways
The mononoke demon lady is Ibuki and Big Boy is her husband, I think his name is Monjumaru and I love them

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The only thing bigger than this mononoke's heart of gold is those TIDDIES I love her.

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I bought someone 2 bags of red rhinestones for bedazzling but they're no longer going to her and now I need something to bedazzle in all red

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Too bad the author died" is such a dogshit game of pretend when you use it as justification to continue funding a literal genocide Pull your children's book obsessed smooth brain out of your unwashed ass. You're not a wizard, you're a belligerent dork who hasn't read a book in 15 years.

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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The reality: Men do not need to put on a dress and go into a public restroom to abuse women and children. They usually just go home. Or don a clerical collar. Or wear a badge. Or run for office. Or play pro sports. Or they just do it at a political conference. Wearing pants.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026

to me dogpiling is when tons of people jump on a person for having an opinion perspective or thought they don't agree with. I feel like if someone is doing something really actively wrong and bad it's not dogpiling if a bunch of relatives strangers go out go their way to be on record as against it

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am a sucker for prompt posts I can't lie

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That scene at the end of the Purge where Cersei Lannister slams that bitchs face into a table She says something like "I said no more killing" or some shit and I LOST IT in an otherwise silent movie theatre......

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Your mustache tickles my nutsack 🎶

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Damn, Seattle said "it's September, bitches, summer is OVER"

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

people are already annoying me tomorrow

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

P sure I love Malcolm Bright the way the girls love(d) Will Graham from the Hannibal TV series

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bluesky is a piece of shit Is this the result of AI and vibes coding I've been hearing about

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I talk about how much I love Inosuke but have I ever talked about Genya? how he got fed up running so he ripped a fucking whole tree out of the ground and YEETED IT AT A DEMON that his breathing technique is just... gun (p sure I DID talk about this) that he has an interesting taste in snackies

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Accidentally pushed my tiktok algorithm into giving me too many Peter Cullen tributes and now I'm trying not to cry my makeup off over Optimus Prime

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's already funny enough that my cat not only tolerates but seems to like wearing clothes but also he let me put a probably unreasonably large pendant on his collar because he can't be Toji Fushipurro without his Inverted Spear of Heaven

My hand, Palm up, holding Toji's tag as well as the bell and 2" long pendant of Toji's sword, the Inverted Spear of Heaven, a cursed tool that forces active curse techniques to deactivate on contact :)

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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026

LEND ME SOME SUGAR. 🫵🏾 I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR.

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Whoever wrote this, edited it, okayed it... everyone responsible for this escaping containment deserves chronic UTIs. Just. Pissing blood and battery acid. Forever.

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

GODDAMN DARWIN IN THAT FUCKASS X-MEN MOVIE

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Mind your hairline before coming for other people's diction. The Trump Combover doesn't work for anyone and I'm curious if you're even tall enough to think you're fooling anybody with it.

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Maleficunt @jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

PERFORMAT- why am I yelling. This is 100% rage bait but like... What, am I stealing Southern valor? White men give me one day without a new reason to hate you. Challenge level: over 9000 BRB gonna go tell bro to mind his hairline before my diction

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