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Marian Gonzalez (scary)

@thegonzalez.bsky.social
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Theater Actress•Arm-Wrestler•Puppeteer•Voice Over Actual Martian Princess•Just some coyote It's-It "...talent on loan from God." - Abby Denton (she's talking about how good I am at smoochin'.)

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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Canola oil is from a plant, it's from the Earth.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obviously pouring it into a hole in your yard and covering it over with gravel is an inappropriate way to dispose of used motor oil, but that's motor oil. It's fine with cooking oil, right?
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JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Sonoratober day 11! Unlike most barrel cacti which grow as singles, the many-headed barrel cactus naturally grows in clusters! #Drawtober
An ink drawing with red gouache spot color of a many-headed barrel cactus, labeled with both its common and binomial names.
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 11/10/2026
On December 31, you need to turn on the director's cut of The Blues Brothers (1980) at 10:15:03 PM so that the new year will come in right as Elwood Blues tells Jake, "This is glue. Strong stuff."
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 10/10/2026
Lit Brick #948: James Fenimore Cooper It's good to know that it's been over 16 years and Lit Brick can still be this self-indulgent and stupid. litbrick.com/comic.php?da... www.patreon.com/longtalljodi...
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's called a Boston Marriage, MOTHER.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Down to the musical score, the Jimmy Stewart trailer looks like a Drunk History segment. Anyway, Drunk History, pretty good.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If the computer feels pain, then I will feel no agony when I kick it into the wall.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cleanest Bathroom in the City; Los Angeles City Council District 3 (In-Home Category)
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was surprised by how tender this movie was.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's got those nasty piggies out full time.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vegan nuggets that approximate the experience of mechanically separated chicken provided by LAUSD are among the rewards awaited in Heaven.
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Scary Brians to Tweet in the Dark @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah hell, the AIs have started scraping the works of Sutter Cane
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess that's pretty wide.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mascot for a Balkan themed paper towel brand called Absorbent the Greek.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"kiss the egg"
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Colton Burpo is that child's name.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We got to the one where Laverne gets a job as a horse.
Shirley, a white lady in a bob and a yellow sweater, is holding a white horse's reins in her bedroom. She looks upset as this is happening in her house.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm always glad to see Paul Winchell. That Bob Denver video is nuts!
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you, I think I will.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Halloween, yelling at politicians, demolition derbies. A few things that don't make me feel embarrassed to be from here.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ha ha ha
blue sky search showing three tweets I've already posted praising Willis Carrier. They are as follows

I won't live to see it, but at some point Mother Church is going to canonize Willis Carrier. He'll just be remembered as like a Cold guy in general so you'll pray to him if you wanted someone to invent sweaters.

Willis Carrier be praised!

I am a good Catholic, so Willis Carrier blesses me with covered parking at work.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Confident that I'll see Willis Carrier canonized within my life.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The past tense of Sneak Peek is Snuck Puck.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You helped this happen.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Calling himself The American Nightmare because people called his dad The American Dream is the only cool thing Cody Rhodes has done as a wrestler. Downhill from there.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Live action Chun-Li? Nice try, Hollywood. I'm still not paying money to see Cody Rhodes.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was fascinated by his dick just falling off.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They occasionally give each other this look like they can't believe they're talking to the stupidest person in the world. Incredible face work.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Laverne got beat up by a toy robot and now her neck is busted. Shirley is curing her by painting a little face on her chin.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A thing I enjoy about Laverne and Shirley is that neither of them know they're both the stupid one.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like pretending I don’t know who Chris Chan is when someone brings them up. So I can play dumb, snd look into it in front of them to invoke shame. “So internet addicted people stalked, humiliated, and manipulated this person with a severe intellectual disability?”
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 07/10/2026
This October, remember...
A black and white photo of Ted Cassidy as Lurch from THE ADDAMS FAMILY; cursive text on top reads LIVE, LAUGH, LURCH.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We do that thing where a dog lays its head on the floor and looks at you out of the corner of the eye while raising an eyebrow.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They've been inflating the sales numbers of these books like this for decades. They do this and then get to keep claiming they're inspiring kids to read.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 986: "can only dream of crime and ruin" // "choose society over chaos and filth" // "discover the anti-bird equation"
https://www.tumblr.com/adactivity/73552347250/here-are-the-raw-images-which-make-up-the-eat-no
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know why the GOP and Turning Point have decided to start texting me, but I hates it!
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Ash in China @ashinchina.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i do enjoy the loony tunes aspect of China's offroad community
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hope NOBODY³ is about Nobody's daughter learning how to remove a man's head with his own car.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yooo!
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh shit that rules
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Children really like those ugly 3D printed dragon eggs with the 3D printed dragon fidget toys in them.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There were once multiple erotic bakeries in this city. Nothing gold can stay.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dogs respond to their owners. The owner probably just doesn't like when people are wearing headphones. I wonder if they also blame their farts on this dog.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kah toh-loo may-tay, Sebulba.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gonna start spelling "bisexual" as "bysexual" and say I learned it from British TV.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess they just put their emesis bags anywhere in their homes.
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Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My actual hobbies are gainful and awesome. As are my children, those are their names.
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