Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Canola oil is from a plant, it's from the Earth. 110
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Obviously pouring it into a hole in your yard and covering it over with gravel is an inappropriate way to dispose of used motor oil, but that's motor oil. It's fine with cooking oil, right? 110
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)JoJo Screams @jojoseames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#Sonoratober day 11! Unlike most barrel cacti which grow as singles, the many-headed barrel cactus naturally grows in clusters! #Drawtober 093
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 11/10/2026On December 31, you need to turn on the director's cut of The Blues Brothers (1980) at 10:15:03 PM so that the new year will come in right as Elwood Blues tells Jake, "This is glue. Strong stuff." 0213
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 10/10/2026Lit Brick #948: James Fenimore Cooper It's good to know that it's been over 16 years and Lit Brick can still be this self-indulgent and stupid. litbrick.com/comic.php?da... www.patreon.com/longtalljodi... 43410
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's called a Boston Marriage, MOTHER. 050
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Down to the musical score, the Jimmy Stewart trailer looks like a Drunk History segment. Anyway, Drunk History, pretty good. 020
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If the computer feels pain, then I will feel no agony when I kick it into the wall. 030
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Cleanest Bathroom in the City; Los Angeles City Council District 3 (In-Home Category) 020
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was surprised by how tender this movie was. 130
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He's got those nasty piggies out full time. 020
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Vegan nuggets that approximate the experience of mechanically separated chicken provided by LAUSD are among the rewards awaited in Heaven. 031
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Scary Brians to Tweet in the Dark @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ah hell, the AIs have started scraping the works of Sutter Cane 186
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier" 734257917
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mascot for a Balkan themed paper towel brand called Absorbent the Greek. 030
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We got to the one where Laverne gets a job as a horse. 181
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm always glad to see Paul Winchell. That Bob Denver video is nuts! 000
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Halloween, yelling at politicians, demolition derbies. A few things that don't make me feel embarrassed to be from here. 130
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Confident that I'll see Willis Carrier canonized within my life. 120
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The past tense of Sneak Peek is Snuck Puck. 182
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Calling himself The American Nightmare because people called his dad The American Dream is the only cool thing Cody Rhodes has done as a wrestler. Downhill from there. 030
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Live action Chun-Li? Nice try, Hollywood. I'm still not paying money to see Cody Rhodes. 040
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was fascinated by his dick just falling off. 011
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They occasionally give each other this look like they can't believe they're talking to the stupidest person in the world. Incredible face work. 020
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Laverne got beat up by a toy robot and now her neck is busted. Shirley is curing her by painting a little face on her chin. 251
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A thing I enjoy about Laverne and Shirley is that neither of them know they're both the stupid one. 3213
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like pretending I don’t know who Chris Chan is when someone brings them up. So I can play dumb, snd look into it in front of them to invoke shame. “So internet addicted people stalked, humiliated, and manipulated this person with a severe intellectual disability?” 1347381
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 07/10/2026This October, remember... 02111
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We do that thing where a dog lays its head on the floor and looks at you out of the corner of the eye while raising an eyebrow. 040
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They've been inflating the sales numbers of these books like this for decades. They do this and then get to keep claiming they're inspiring kids to read. 011
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026images that spring to mind unbidden, part 986: "can only dream of crime and ruin" // "choose society over chaos and filth" // "discover the anti-bird equation" 45515
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't know why the GOP and Turning Point have decided to start texting me, but I hates it! 030
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Ash in China @ashinchina.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i do enjoy the loony tunes aspect of China's offroad community 1023962
Reposted by Marian Gonzalez (scary)Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I hope NOBODY³ is about Nobody's daughter learning how to remove a man's head with his own car. 032
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Children really like those ugly 3D printed dragon eggs with the 3D printed dragon fidget toys in them. 040
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There were once multiple erotic bakeries in this city. Nothing gold can stay. 071
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dogs respond to their owners. The owner probably just doesn't like when people are wearing headphones. I wonder if they also blame their farts on this dog. 010
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gonna start spelling "bisexual" as "bysexual" and say I learned it from British TV. 050
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I guess they just put their emesis bags anywhere in their homes. 010
Marian Gonzalez (scary) @thegonzalez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My actual hobbies are gainful and awesome. As are my children, those are their names. 031