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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’d also rather die than talk to JD Vance
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Sam Wang @samwang.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
We shall postpone fighting on the beaches, we shall keep an eye on the landing grounds, we encourage everyone else, should the right circumstances come, to fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall eventually retreat to the hills; we shall never explicitly surrender.
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phylan @phylan.website · 23/03/2025
looks like my asshole neighbor that keeps shooting 2x4s at my windows with his cannon is in for a big surprise
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
THE Ohio Department of Health.
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Trying to remember when I started liking charcuterie. Trying to remember the exact moment I became a man.
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
We might as well change our mascot to a traffic citation.
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WIRED @wired.com · 18/03/2025
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
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Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Yo, @aclu.org, tell Judge Boasberg they clowning on him out here. The Secretary of State just told the nation he ain’t shit.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/03/2025
Honestly it’s on me for having hope in the senate democrats. That’s on me and I gotta own that.
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Vandy dominating Alabama should have been a heads up
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
John Fetterman looks like he could be befriended with a Baby Ruth.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A top Democratic congressman goes off during a DOGE hearing and calls out Elon for trying to cut Social Security. More of this please.
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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
House Republicans have snuck a provision into a procedural resolution being voted on today which would block any effort to force a vote to repeal the national emergency being used by President Trump to levy tariffs. This is the modern-day equivalent of the 'Gag Rule.'
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Secret Service staying up all night in an all-hands meeting trying to figure out how to somehow make a Cybertruck safe to drive
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That’s a pair of household scissors if I’ve ever seen one
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
AOC is probably the most famous Dem in the country and has had a target on her back since Day 1 and she's out there every day bringing the fire. Fuck off if you don't actually want to defend the country and just want to suck up my tax dollars in a cushy job.
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Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Arrest the government
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gave the seven-year-old son of a criminal law attorney a ride to school this morning. When I told him he couldn’t ride in the front seat because that would be illegal, he looked me dead in the eye and said, “My mom can get you out of that.”
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
So...can I sell my citizenship for $5 million? Or perhaps I could interest someone in a trade?
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Are there any probably super lonely Canadians looking for a 43-year-old wife?
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
small light roast, please barista: no problem guy who's too old for band t-shirts damn. forget it, medium dark roast? barista: ..your wife left you because of the band t-shirts
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
People like to clown on Eve from Adam and Eve, but if you put any type of talking animal in a garden, I’m listening.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/01/2025
BREAKING: the roof will be closed at the CFP championship game on Monday, because they’re cowards.
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I was watching a documentary on megalithic structures, and it occurs to me that in like 10,000 years, some archaeologist is going to find Stone Mountain and think that Stonewall Jackson was my God.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
[microphone guy whispering to camera guy as they film episode one of my survival show] seems kinda early to be drinking piss
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I believe in prison justice specifically for the grinch.
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Who up early buffin’ they clitoris
1910 German vibratory massager with handle
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
In the last six years, I have turned on the local morning news to see my dentist in an armed standoff with a swat team.
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I’m so sad
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
My divorce was more fun than this game
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TyGrey @itstygrey.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Cash Jones
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Muschamp is at the Sugar Bowl!
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Look, all I’m saying is after seeing Oregon’s performance against Ohio State, I think we may owe Tennessee an apology.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/01/2025
For like half of this season, the most common take was "every team is kinda bad, except Oregon." They were the only thing everybody agreed on. Now all we can agree on is that Michigan had a great time
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I hate Oregon’s uniforms. I hate them so much.
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What a game
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Jim Lohmar @jimlohmar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
cam skattebo answers the question of “what if tim tebow fucked?”
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/01/2025
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
That’s the stunned Texas fan base I’m used to seeing in the Benz
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Holy shit. Cam Skattebo
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TheFearBoners @thefearboners.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Let Shane Beamer fight
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Shane Beamer has rabies
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