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Jeff Churchwell

@theempath.bsky.social
1K followers 847 following 2.6K posts

In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote. Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. I do not automatically follow back. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Go, Cubs, Go! ⚾️

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 3h
Something something Queeg.
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Ann @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 9h
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
Dukat and Weyoun looking strident
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 16h
Finally, someone undestands.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 20h
Are you suuuure?
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
imagine being Case Keenum, being 38 years old, playing in an NFL game for the first time in years, you’re tired as shit, and then you gotta run to the radio station to record American Top 40
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, steaming bowl of Fuck Donald Trump and his sociopathic MAGA-teers?
We-he-ell, that's too long.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
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Trump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton National Park
Major League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location.
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Dale Walls @dalewalls1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With the new school year starting and with some republicans still campaigning on this "they want to force your kids to have a sex change" nonsense, I figured I’d better post this again 🤷🏽 🙄
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIL learned that Heather Locklear is just two months younger than I. Here we both are , age 65, and she looks like Heather Locklear, and I look like Rowlf the Dog with male pattern baldness. Sorry, Heather, we can’t all stay hot.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m really not a fan of my dog needing me to take him outside in the wee hours. So to speak.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They should have read history - real history.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Mike 🇺🇦🕯️ @mike-teevee-1971.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That Venn fella deserves a prize.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Accurate
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 17/09/2026
The last thing you see before the trunk lid closes.
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MAGA might even understand this one.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Democracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DO NOT GIVE GOP ANOTHER CHANCE THEY ALREADY TOOK AWAY HEALTHCARE FROM MILLIONS SNAP FROM CHILDREN FEMA DISASTER RELIEF Gave us BOOK BANS ICE GESTAPO CONCENTRATION CAMPS GAVE US HIGH GAS AND GROCERY PRICES AND THEN TOOK VACATIONS AFTER VACATIONS AND DRAGGED MITCH IN TO VOTE VOTE THEM OUT
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I saw this at the Dr office #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if your opponent pulls up ChatGPT during an argument against you, you win by default
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going STRAIGHT to Hell in three, two…
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some folks who have seen the videos of Mitch being wheeled around and wearing an eerie grin are suggesting he may be the victim of elder abuse. Which would be ironic, dontcha think?
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Bill Leibenguth @bill-leibenguth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The definition of insanity.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you, Mr. Trump! —A Grateful China
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just sayin' 🤭😅🤣
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I see a little silly doggie on a couch.” “Scare a pooch, scare a pooch?” “No, he might bite my hand-o”
Sleeping dog 🐕 on a blanket on the sofa
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/09/2026
Republicans don’t suddenly discover empathy. They discover proximity.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Repoost yf once upon a tyme you were a denizen of a diale-uppe BBS and wyth your entyre soule you remembir the birde-screeche-dissolvinge-ynto-static noyse
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Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/jose...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Jenn @ Charge To The Parks 🔌🔋🛻 @chargetotheparks.com · 07/09/2026
First day in New America: ketchup on tamales.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every living thing...
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