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Jeff Churchwell

@theempath.bsky.social
1.1K followers 856 following 2.6K posts

In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote. Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. I do not automatically follow back. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Go, Cubs, Go! ⚾️

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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The man, the myth, the lost cousin of the Yeti… Leland Sklar.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, gee, Los Angeles and San Diego, it sure was nice knowing you. But I guess you're expendable. Try not to take it personally, eh?
Heads. On. Pikes.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a big, steaming bowl of Fuck Donald Trump and his sociopathic MAGA-teers?
We-he-ell, that's too long.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Susan Oliver as a green Orion woman in the Star Trek original pilot episode, “The Cage.”
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I see a little silly doggie on a couch.” “Scare a pooch, scare a pooch?” “No, he might bite my hand-o”
Sleeping dog 🐕 on a blanket on the sofa
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Or here:
Album cover for John Denver’s Album: Rocky Mountain High. John Denver standing on a rock outcropping in the middle of a wild river in the Colorado Rocky Mountains.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wherever this is.
Image of album cover for Roxy Music: Avalon. Features a medieval hunter in a helmet, and a bird of prey, overlooking a body of water at sunset.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Where a kid can be a kid.
Chuck E. Cheese arcade token
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Local Hero: Peter Riegert, Denis Lawson, Burt Lancaster, Jennifer Black, Jenny Seagrove, and Peter Capaldi. Music by Mark Knopfler.
Movie Poster for Local Hero: Peter Riegert, Denis Lawson, Burt Lancaster, Jennifer Black, Jenny Seagrove, and Peter Capaldi. Music by Mark Knopfler.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What is your favorite shot in the history of cinema? (From “M*A*S*H”, 1970)
Last Supper scene from the movie MASH, 1970
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yep
An article headline reading:

Convex (CVX) increases gains as "curve wars" intensify and Seesaw Protocol
(SSW) launches presale.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People whose opinions and/or “leadership” are utterly irrelevant in 2026.

James Carville
Chuck Schumer
Hakeem Jeffries
Nancy Pelosi
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
George Bush
Barack Obama
Joe Biden

8 of those 9 are Democrats. I’m a Democrat. 
And as much as I may admire some of them, not one has actual power in 2026, and many are working from ancient perspectives or paradigms. Some (Schumer and Jeffries) have no backbone. Jeffries was sold to us as Pelosi’s protégé, but Pelosi was a tiger shark, and Jeffries has no shark-like qualities. Obama, who I respect deeply, is the past (on amazing display at his Presidential Center here in Chicago). Their approaches and solutions do not meet today’s issues, including the one from which all other situations and horrors stem.

I am three weeks older than Obama, and even I know you don’t look to the past to change the future. If we’re going to claim to care about the future, on behalf of our children and grandchildren, we have to help give them leadership who will represent them during their ascendancy. The “good old days” don’t mean shit to generations who never lived through them. Let the dinosaurs die.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People whose opinions and/or “leadership” are utterly irrelevant in 2026.

James Carville
Chuck Schumer
Hakeem Jeffries
Nancy Pelosi
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
George Bush
Barack Obama
Joe Biden

8 of those 9 are Democrats. I’m a Democrat. 
And as much as I may admire some of them, not one has actual power in 2026, and many are working from ancient perspectives or paradigms. Some (Schumer and Jeffries) have no backbone. Jeffries was sold to us as Pelosi’s protégé, but Pelosi was a tiger shark, and Jeffries has no shark-like qualities. Obama, who I respect deeply, is the past (on amazing display at his Presidential Center here in Chicago). Their approaches and solutions do not meet today’s issues, including the one from which all other situations and horrors stem.

I am three weeks older than Obama, and even I know you don’t look to the past to change the future. If we’re going to claim to care about the future, on behalf of our children and grandchildren, we have to help give them leadership who will represent them during their ascendancy. The “good old days” don’t mean shit to generations who never lived through them. Let the dinosaurs die.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Loni wore it better.
Loni Anderson as Jennifer Marlowe on WKRP In Cincinnati
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
BeeGees. Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Starship Records and Tapes, Tulsa OK Also Peaches.
Starship Records and Tapes building, Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Ice Cream - Havanese
Havanese dog named Ice Cream
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Baseball-shaped bullpen cart
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Other shoe, dropping
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Every female journalist who has, or will be, denigrated by Trump needs to be granted one complimentary slap or right cross, the instant the insult leaves his lips.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yeah, this works. And I didn’t even save it for myself, but for someone I love.
The first stage of healing is rage.
No one talks about it because it's not pretty. It's not Instagrammable.
But the moment you stop gaslighting yourself, the fury comes. The anger at the years you lost. The anger at the way you were failed. And society will tell you to calm down, to forgive, to be grateful. But your anger is sacred.
It's the fire that will burn down the version of you who kept pretending it was all okay.

via @ThirdEyeMastery
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Bette Davis, made up as her child-star character Jane, in “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane,” co-starring Joan Crawford.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Bette Davis, made up as her child-star character Jane, in “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane,” co-starring Joan Crawford.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The evil that men do lives after them. Full stop.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Chicago. We rocked.
Protest poster in Chicago, October 18, 2025:

Hey, Don, in your wildest dreams did you ever imagine you’d be able to pull off so much graft? Congrats you won. Now Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $2 billion.Protest poster at no kings March in Chicago, Illinois, October 18, 2025. Includes photo of Stephen Miller:


Hey Stephen, you have zero immunity, and murder is murder. Whether on the high seas, or on the streets of Chicago. I can’t wait for your trial.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Photo of the look on White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller's face after accidentally declaring that President Trump has Plenary (absolute) Power. The caption reads "The face of a man whose Garanimals are too tight." Garanimals is a brand of infant and toddler clothing, including undergarments, with cartoon animals printed on the fabric.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Photo of the look on White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller's face after accidentally declaring that President Trump has Plenary (absolute) Power. The caption reads "The face of a man whose Garanimals are too tight." Garanimals is a brand of infant and toddler clothing, including undergarments, with cartoon animals printed on the fabric.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Behold the Autumn Equinox,
The harbinger of Fall.
If the Sun can get up later,
Why must I get up at all?

— Jeff Churchwell, age 60
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Poster in the style of an Indiana Jones movie poster, with photos of Hitler, Trump, and Stephen Miller, with the caption “Nazis… I hate these guys,”
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sign which reads: Dear Texas National Guard:

The City of Chicago Welcomes You! 
No hard feelings.
Please be cool, and enjoy our World-Class Hospitality during your stay.

Dear I.C.E.:

Fuck Off.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Oh no!
Not James Dobson!
Now who will focus on my family?
Satan has left the building, Pt. III. 🔥
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Image of the Starship USS Enterprise original television model, at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum, in Washington, D.C.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Quote from Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle:
"I mean, its a drag, and were all busy, but there's going to need to be some kind of revolution."
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Donald Trump holding a sign which reads:
Ooh Eee, 
Ooh Ah-Ah.
Ting Tang
Walla-Walla 
Bing-Bang.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Happy Havanese!
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Remember, friends, it’s not only those on “The List” who have to be taken all the way down. It’s also every single person involved in the cover-up. No excuses, no “just following orders.” Think of it as a going-out-of-business sale: everyone must go.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Image of actor Robert Hegyes as character Juan Epstein in the classic 70’s sitcom “Welcome Back, Kotter.”
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Colbert got Smothers Brothered. Same network. Same reason. Same spinelessness.
No Glen Campbell.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
You’d think more Russian autocrats would think to invest in a pair of these:
 Blue and silver spring-loaded bouncy boots.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Welcome to the FSA (Fascist States of America).

Your interrogator will be with you shortly.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Meteorite/Plague ‘26
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve wished Trump and his minions behind bars, the GOP would have to offer me a huge tax break that wouldn’t need.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
What Angelenos should do when the National Guard arrives. This is from 1967.
Flower Power is the title of a photograph taken by American photographer Bernie Boston for the now-defunct newspaper The Washington Evening Star. Taken on October 21, 1967, during the March on the Pentagon by the National Mobilization Committee to End the War in Vietnam, the photo shows protester George Harris placing a carnation into the barrel of an M14 rifle held by a soldier of the 503rd Military Police Battalion
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Post Card Design. You'd have to scale it, it's 8.5" by 11"
Post card design showing a plate of black beans with a rubber chicken taco, and Ivanka Trump's illegal advertisement for Goya Black Beans. Ivanka is holding a can of Goya Black Beans as a model would, with her most charming vapid smile.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Also starring a VERY young Peter Capaldi.
Poster for the movie “Local Hero,” with Peter Reigert and Burt Lancaster. Also starring a VERY young Peter Capaldi (Doctor Who (Twelfth Doctor).
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Ice Cream, aka Winston
Havanese dog named Ice Cream, with the stub of a chew toy in his mouth, looking like Winston Churchill.Havanese dog named Ice Cream, lying on his back looking cute.
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