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Jeff Churchwell

@theempath.bsky.social
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In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote. Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. I do not automatically follow back. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Go, Cubs, Go! ⚾️

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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 14h
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello little one. 😍
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 7h
Hey! I can’t unsee that !
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reason that Dolly could be and was so nice her entire life was because she was “universally” loved, meaning that whatever few who might have felt otherwise didn’t dare speak a word against her without fear of career-ending blowback. But I don’t know of anyone who would have been mean to Dolly.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shine a light through that and you have outdoor party lighting.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lovely hat. Does it come in red?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is no bottom. Just eternal freefall.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be the Bear…
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every song a masterpiece, no hyperbole. That said, “The Chain.”
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MARLON BRANDO explains to Dick Cavett why rejected his Best Actor Oscar for THE GODFATHER (1972)
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bernie was (and still is) an Independent, insisting in 2016 that the DNC treat him as one of their own, which they were NEVER going to do. If his platform truly was winnable, he should have run without looking for Dem Establishment assistance. That election was a debacle for the left, and for us.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you.
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No Context Gillian Anderson @contextgillian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Weekend!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sure it was done humanely.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This flipbook character realizes he's trapped on the page and decides to walk right off it
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My best guess is he’s gonna talk Hegseth into buying Starships to use as ballistic missiles, because up and right back down is about as far as they ever get.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a great combo. I recommend it as well.
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 02/10/2026
🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨 Discussion of rape/sexual violence & strong language. ☑️ Bear ☐ Man This spoken word poem stopped me in my tracks The bear was never really the point. The point is why so many women understood the answer immediately Listen to her words. They matter. —Claire Donohoe🐻💜 #SheShed
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The late, lamented Duncan Sheik. 💔 youtu.be/wsdum5yTmDg?...
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YouTube video by Duncan Sheik - Topic
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope she has this framed and on her Senate office wall.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously, I’ll bring the gasoline.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pulled pork. And I could say “quiet, piggy” while I was eating it.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really want to see that.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where? In the part of his brain that tells him he’s the most adored person on Earth. The Twilight Zone.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at him. He thinks he’s Patton.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put aside gods and grudges. Permanently.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God help us.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He wrote that himself, so proud of his cleverness and rhyming. He rehearsed and rehearsed. But he still couldn’t keep from stumbling over his lines. He’s never gonna win an Oscar with that poor delivery. And transgendered men are 1,000,000 times the man he’ll ever be. Impeach the bastard.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something something Queeg.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought it was just his hands. You know, the cold, dead ones.
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Ann @lifeinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear Eric Schmitt: Other places where Jack Smith was not on February 3 — Skateboarding with Tony Hawk Watching a Howard Hawks film Visiting Ethan Hawke Jamming with Hamish Hawk At a Seattle Seahawks game At a Chicago Blackhawks game Birdwatching Cooper’s hawks …but now he’s watching you like a hawk
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, I was thinking of him just yesterday. This is awesome. Thanks.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God dammit. Now I’m all hungry.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
Dukat and Weyoun looking strident
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Le Mans
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally, someone undestands.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With a cinder block.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you suuuure?
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My then-college-freshman son made the family binge the whole thing in one sitting, and it was beautiful and brilliant and macabre and wistful and poignant. Loved every minute. You def were right.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In Your Eyes,” Peter Gabriel “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic,” Police “Broken Wings,” Mr. Mister
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I named one of my bands Hawk From A Handsaw… and then had to keep explaining it. Alas.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As long as the dog doesn’t have to.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus, break the window!!!
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit-stirring is what passes for journalism way more often than not.
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Jeff Churchwell @theempath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bow.
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