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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026
oh we should regulate the supplement industry out of existence. we’d knock out half of right wing podcasts in the process. bsky.app/profile/hamm...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit.
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
how have I never seen this all-timer from the onion before
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Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
CAMBRIDGE, UNITED KINGDOM—Saying that the species knew it had to start fucking and start fucking fast, officials from the International Union for Conservation of Nature announced Monday that loggerhea...
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Roger Ebert thums up with speech bubble
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Journalism is a public good. It needs to be publicly funded, for the same reasons that health care needs to be publicly funded. The privatization of public information has created a true crisis. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/paying-for...
hamiltonnolan.com
Paying for News Is Cheaper Than Not Having It
The consequences of privatizing public information.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
hey siri, set calendar reminder: monday morning, 7am. add note "end war in iran". make recurring
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I really thought klobuchar was like a one-of-one thing
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
hot take: we should actually let them do this and then follow it to its conclusion
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
saw someone say THE LOBSTER was the worst movie they'd ever seen in a theater. personally I love it, but I can admit that if you don't get the cut of its jib in the first 20 minutes, you're probably gonna have a bad time overall. it's just not gonna get easier
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The apparently nonsensical lyrics have a common theme revolving around the ability to deal with one's problems by "whipping it"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Childhood... A kid eats a bug and another boy points out "yop this kid's eating a bug! A bunch of boys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!" 

Adulthood... A man points to a man on a computer and says "yo, this guy's having a protracted mental breakdown online." A bunch of guys gather around him and chant "GO! GO! GO! GO!"
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Blackburn is the only thing standing between Chinese investors and the priceless real estate in (checks notes) Grundy County, TN
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
you can extend this back to say that the court in State v. Mann thought the problem of slavery was "solved" in 1829, or at least just a temporary problem. the widely held (and tremendously convenient) belief was that black people would just gradually die out after importing new slaves was banned
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
in woke 2 we will be doing the racial draft skit and italy will steal the show by drafting director Brian De Palma
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
scientists report that there are multiple untaxonomied types of 'sleeveless guy' contained within richard linklater's Everybody Wants Some that are yet to be mined
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this made me do the "guy leaning forward meme"
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this is what it sounds like when im posting
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Marathon Soundtrack #04 - Flippant
YouTube video by Forgotten Soundtracks
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series of gj tubes @ozarkhowling.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
found out about Claude Lemieux and got promptly flash banged by this section of his Wikipedia page:
Lemieux was born in Buckingham, Quebec, on July 16, 1965.[21] He resided in Huntington Beach, California. He became a naturalized U.S. citizen on June 26, 2009.[22]

He was the older brother of former NHL forward Jocelyn Lemieux.

Lemieux had four children between two marriages: three sons and a daughter. His son Brendan was a forward in the NHL, playing for five NHL teams over seven seasons.

HIGHLIGHTED: They are the only father–son duo to both be punished by the NHL for biting other players.[23][24]

Lemieux died by suicide on May 28, 2026, at the age of 60. He was found by one of his sons on the property of a furniture store Lemieux owned in Lake Park, Florida.[25][26] His final public appearance was at game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals on May 25, 2026, where he was a torch-bearer for the Montreal Canadiens.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Canes-Canadiens currently on track to end regulation tied with sixty goals each
scorebug says MTL 1 - CAR 1 at 19:00 in 1st
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
look, i dont want to live forever. i just want to destroy one (1) SUV with a katana and uzi like morpheus in The Matrix Reloaded
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Matt Damon in The Odyssey (2026) saying "Micwoahpwahsessas"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is the vast imbalance in our media ecosystem: Democrats are held accountable for what they *might* do based on the words of their fringe voters and policies they are considering but never happen. Republicans aren’t even accountable for what they *are* doing.
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
my brain is inventing yakety sax from first principles
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
martinook lmfao #canes
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I think if someone showed trump the video of "kash patel falling on his butt playing hockey" 100 times, we would have a new director of the FBI
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
this is me but with the terran music from starcraft: brood war
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Drama: Walk Hard Action/adventure: Walk Hard ("Guilty As Charged" montage) Horror: Walk Hard (LSD sequence) Comedy: Walk Hard Romance: Walk Hard Oscar Winner: 😡
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Here's @ryanlcooper.com on the end of American empire, pointlessly ripped asunder by a mad king. A global hegemon has been bad for international security and subjugated peoples, especially in the hands of a tyrant. But the barbarism to come isn't exactly better. prospect.org/2026/04/08/d...
prospect.org
Donald Trump, Wrecker of American Empire - The American Prospect
The president has done more damage to American power than anyone in history.
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the ball stops instantly. which means all of the force is transferred out. that's exactly what killed Dale Earnhardt on the last lap of the Daytona 500
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
this is a headline from @theonion.com
NYT headline: Trump Says He Won't Send Troops to Iran But Leaves Wiggle Room
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
if we can't change the world, at the very least we will turn a bad time into a good time.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about
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Aanand @aanand.style · 16/03/2026
Gregg Turkington wearing angel wings with an unlit cigarette in his mouth
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Bullshit Jobs: A Theory (2018) by David Graeber
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
how it feels taking public transit rn
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 05/03/2026
time to cut em loose prospect.org/2026/03/05/i...
prospect.org
Time to End the American-Israeli Alliance
Alliances are built on shared interests. Those do not exist here.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
to be fair, this is why James Earl Jones was so good as vader. he could telepathically strangle people in real life
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
DOJ when they get a jury
Tony Snell zeroes
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Wil McMillen @wilmcmillen.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Oh my god this lady rules. I love this. Just make fun of these poseurs.
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I think the avatar discourse tends to put the cart before the horse a bit. it has good politics for a movie that is fundamentally about watching a whale jump on a hovercraft and making it explode. that's it
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joe @theedingus.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
if i could have any two people -- living or dead -- over for dinner, i think i'd go with roger ebert and meg white
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 06/12/2025
hey check this out youtu.be/CuOd_mTABn8?...
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Shop 'til You Drop - No One Can Stop Mr. Domino
YouTube video by SomeMusicLayingAround
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