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TheeBoneDaddy💀

@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
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Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 7h
"The Rainmaker" is back, on USA! HOORAY 👏
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 7h
I was eyewitness to a slow motion accident this afternoon, (with clearly no injuries) but since it was the middle of a busy intersection on a main street, I drove home instead of stopping. The sheriff's office was practically stunned when I called them to make a report.Guess the right thing is rare
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 8h
When are we FINALLY going to ARREST this piece of shit for espionage
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 8h
Can you say international right wing conspiracy of the billionaires
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 16h
Life was a simpler time when you had to pay for ringtones
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16h
0.45 of a Scaramucci!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 19h
Now who would want to block a thing like that?
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
ARREST NETANYAHU
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The courts need to stop accepting his stupid fucking frivolous nuisance suits; maybe even start charg HIM for fraudulent filing
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'm a single guy living alone now, but to this day I buy two gallons at a time, or if I know there's just one full one left when I happen to hit the store i buy another - and I remember his protests every time.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wow. "Law and Order" just killed off a headliner
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Nodachi @nodaichi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A biológia csodái ... :))
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15/10/2026
What do old people win for aging? Atrophy.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My father used to get furious when i chugged a quart of milk every time I stuck my head in the refrigerator. "Drink WATER if you're thirsty!" he would yell. Took me a long time to realize maybe he couldn't afford my milk habit, especially when there were four other people who needed some as well.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This guy is such a fucking louse that somebody needs to screw his wife
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Takes a weasel to project a weasel - useless greasy piece of shit
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Free groceries
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ꜰᴇᴍᴍᴇ (🜅) @violentfemme.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m on the top shelf, collecting dust and becoming a relic of my own existence.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yeah, two years probably seems like a long time to a senile old git
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🎶Memories, light the corners of his scalp 🎶
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
youtu.be/ifWOSnoCS0M?...
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Barbra Streisand - The Way We Were (Official Audio)
YouTube video by barbrastreisandVEVO
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Might go on vacation to Beijing soon because according to Trump's new press secretary Zacharia all you have to do is go there and you can become an attorney!
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey I recently met a Mexican guy who didn't like black beans and rice, so everything is possible!
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I would have more likely expected sushi or dim sum in Seattle
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The White House has labeled The Chicks’ Natalie Maines a “despicable nobody” after she called Donald Trump a “deranged nut job” during a New York concert, adding that she’d now give George W. Bush “a big wet kiss” by comparison. consequence.net/2026/10/the-...
consequence.net
The Chicks Draw Ire of White House After Natalie Maines Calls Trump a "Deranged Nut Job"
The Chicks' Natalie Maines called Donald Trump a "deranged nut job" during a New York concert, prompting the White House to label her a "despicable nobody."
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
People are actually bothered to listen to podcasts? Amazing! What. Ever.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Personally I'm over avocado but to each their reach!
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have to wonder if Seattle service would have to be removed from the "roach coach" category. They probably delivered avocado toast and kale salad before it was even trendy
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Amazing how they almost universally had awful tasting tuna salad
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Could this be a reason to actually see this movie? consequence.net/2026/10/neil...
consequence.net
Neil Young Says Digger Is "The Best Movie I Have Ever Seen"
The artist urged his fans to "see it with an open mind."
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Random question: When was the last time you got your lunch from a parking lot roach coach?
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Or, didja get your weed from a dispensary instead of the old reliable neighbor kid
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's time for a midweek (late week?) mood check!
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Hamster Dance
Alt: 4 cartoon characters from the original Hamster Dance
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You aren't the boss of me!
                          Pets
Sign says NO - Cooking 
                          Bicycles

Photo depicts a dachshund in chef's clothes cooking a bicycle in a frying pan
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remembering when the Hamsterdance was one of the more groundbreaking developments on the interwebs.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hell hath no fury Fun!
Kimberly Guilfoyle is threatening to publish her "burn book" of the Trump family's dirty secrets.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
They're only underpants if you have something on over them
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
More adults should take up activities they’re not already good at. We make kids do it all the time.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe you should calm the fuck down
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Baby Cute
Alt: Baby Cute doing the "How You Doin" schtick
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fucking scumbag
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have discovered family-sized bags of frozen chimichangas. Snacking in this house has achieved an entirely new dimension.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hip! Hip! Hooray 👏
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who's?
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tomato paste can is a heavier gauge)
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
([amateur] Pro tip: two clamps and a tomato paste can make a great patch for an exhaust pipe)
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 ♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A meme with the text, "OMG haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's fucking way", above an image of two people with shopping carts chatting in the middle of a grocery store aisle.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Would be interesting if they worked out a way to take out his satellites
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