Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 19mI'm in an airport terminal but not an actual one. It's like one of those cheapo sets that sitcoms construct and is the size of a cupboard. I don't know why I'm there but while I'm queuing, a steady line of people I haven't seen since school, exit and stop for a chat. 100
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 18hAbsolutely delighted by the way to watch last night's episode this morning after avoiding all spoilers. Goes without saying that it's a much better watch with Acaster's moral dilemma in play rather than knobhead's narcissism. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 18hLovely afternoon for watching Borussia Dortmund thump Real Madrid 3-0 in the Champions League. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Unfair perhaps, but I find it really jarring when footballers appear to have no historical knowledge of the game. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Comedy gold from the reliably idiotic Ferdinand. Every caveat he inserts only highlights the absurdity of this situation and the ridiculousness of his manbaby mate. www.football365.com/news/opinion...football365.comCristiano Ronaldo fanboy Rio Ferdinand 'annoyed' at critics for 'judging him' in only rational way"Where were Portugal before Cristiano Ronaldo?" 🙄 011
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuSaint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Least attractive teenage magazine cover ever - a giant Brian Moore hovers over England goalkeeper Peter Shilton like a giant red-jumpered village idiot. (Look-In, 1974) 2285
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I really should stop reciprocating 'Happy Friday' to colleagues. It's just not me. 010
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not even thinking about the Traitors cliffhanger because I'm missing it tomorrow. I just hope that common sense prevails. 010
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Going into the office because I thought it might "do me some good". 010
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Having a mild but unwelcome case of the Sunday evenings. 001
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have been informed on numerous occasions that this isn't an attractive quality of mine but in these moments, I rarely feel more alive. 041
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026After recent battles with the larger size pizza, I ordered the smaller one and it was just the right amount. Can't be long now before all my meals are mushed up into a paste. 000
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuKirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is the word "horse" an actual horse? 173
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuCraig Hamilton @craighamilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Chelsea were allowed to become a 10 foot tall chicken. This allowed Man City to become 20ft chicken. Newcastle were prevented from becoming a 30ft chicken. Now everybody else has to sell their eggs in case they become massive chickens. 1139
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 26/09/202640 years ago, that corner of the bus would have had a small window where you could look down and check the top of the driver's head was okay. (I think the driver also used it as a kind of periscope to check on upstairs) I miss that. 511213
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Burnham-Schmurnham. The joy and romance of the match day pub experience cannot be sacrificed. 010
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Once the PL welcomed Abramovich, the game was (as they say) gone. I genuinely feel for City fans whose love for the club predates the current ownership. Even the exposure of City’s ills has a seedy nature, a computer hacker at its heart. But the whole game’s toxic now and hasn’t suddenly been cured. 4255
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33672971089
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Twenty-eight years since Paul Alcock's comedy dive. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tom Cruise is the only AI product I'm occasionally prepared to tolerate. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every time I scroll past this I keep thinking that's Robert Smith, (right). 000
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuAndrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 24/04/2026[Melancholy Sarah Cracknell voice] 28110
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuPhilippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We can now look forward to a long appeal process, I know. But we can also say, now, "Manchester City, who were found guilty of 114 charges..." every time we mention the club's name; and I believe we should. No more "allegations". They were found guilty, and that is a fact. 44885189
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Will Arnett but as BoJack Horseman, so BoJack Horseman. 010
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when Pochettino said everyone should celebrate the decision. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comMauricio Pochettino regrets not being ‘more involved’ with Balogun decisionThe comments are the most direct Pochettino has made regarding the Balogun situation since the World Cup 000
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuJustin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nine years ago today, 25 Sept 2017, I started the daily #whenisbirths birthday cards*. You can still order exclusive and bespoke cards for you or loved ones. Email in bio. *This is a newer card I made in 2023 with added names and a space for a recipient’s name. 096
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hauntological horror sitcom where these people are next door neighbours with the British Pork advert family when? 1216732
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have accepted for a while now that the press and our most trusted media outlets are craving and pushing for a hard right government but have to wonder how they think this is going to play out in the meantime. 100
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't reveal too much about this morning's secret mission but let's just say that Operation Drop Off Card, Go For A Coffee, Do The Food Shop And Buy Bread was a huge success. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Re last repost: caught two minutes of last night's match but it was two minutes in which he fired another free kick into another wall, which was nice. 000
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuChauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you. 2361471
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My karaoke tune if I were ever to do karaoke which will never happen because karaoke. 010
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442229731
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never noticed Trump's evil hand puppet before. Makes sense. 000
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuMrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"That's it, gents, nice natural smiles for the camera." 9225
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Will never tire of watching this or hearing Martin Tyler's yelp. 010
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026World Championship Pond Crossing at the Sugarloaf Bike Park in New Brunswick, Canada 🇨🇦 IG: @crankworxsummerseries www.instagram.com/crankworxsum... 2174829889
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the only assembly that I can remember. It's really not worth repeating. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Christ alive, seconds after I quote-post me, I'm momentarily looking forward to see who's reposted me. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sometimes I think I'll never get around to writing the great American novel. 000
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don't want to get all Live Laugh Love on yo asses but rewatching Brooklyn Nine-Nine last night, when this line caught me off guard. 100
Duncan Doubleu @thedaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Washing up, because you also get a perfectly stacked drainer afterwards. It's art. 100
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Did my first proper big belly laugh in a very long time to this. Magnificent. 118153
Reposted by Duncan DoubleuDavid Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...theguardian.comDavid Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe lamenting the decline of once-mighty empiresOur cartoonist on Manchester United’s billionaire joint-owner showing a startling lack of self-awareness 1711432