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She/they Artist Sculpture Graphic Design The Crow Post delivers the following news: -Shit posts and Puns galore -Song recommendations -Chronic illness humor -Every Little Thought I have -Art -The Onion No Kings No Queens Happy Halloweens🎃

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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time
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ACLU @aclu.org · 02/12/2025
The Supreme Court is hearing a case today about New Jersey’s subpoenas seeking sensitive donor information from a nonprofit running crisis pregnancy centers. We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.
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ADF, ACLU ‘Strange Bedfellows’ in High Court Free Speech Case
The Alliance Defending Freedom and the ACLU, frequently at odds, have joined together in urging the Supreme Court to allow pre-enforcement review of state subpoenas that may chill speech.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 29/11/2025
You're now (strikethrough) not free to move around the country.
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I am prepared to engage in button mashing if epic proportions This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️ This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
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a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it (this is boring alt text) It’s a little blobby green frog doing little summersaults He rolls forward off his little lily pad, bonks his little head into the water a bit and completes the roll forward onto a new lily pad that spawns in It’s an ombré of medium to light blues and the lily pad makes a little bloop of a splash when the froggo lands on his new lily pad💚🐸
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Happy Sexurday😛
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If you’re reading this you need to unclench your jaw and stretch your neck out You’re welcome🫡
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
¿Cómo se dice “fuck that shit up” en español?
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Make sure everyone remembers to courtesy flush this holiday season. Especially if there’s a whole gaggle using the same bathroom. You’re welcome❤️
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
¿Alguien hablan conmigo? Yo aprendo español y necesito más práctica Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Song of the day open.spotify.com/track/0oXie8...
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SALT
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Guys stop breaking the lily pads. I’m trying to jump around!
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Translucency Bias
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Minimizing everything in my medical chart that seems concentration campable.
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Leafing through the lunch meat on my sandwich like a Rolodex to ensure there’s no cheese for real this time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
La ba di di la ba bi di ba
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squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
More like thankless giving Am I right fellas? 🦃🦃🦃
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a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .
ALT: a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
*me clicking on a video that’s going to teach me something I very much do not want to learn
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If you want to watch some cozy cottage core gaming and also do some good, @lilsimsie.bsky.social is doing charity lives streams every night at 4 PM ET to raise some money for Feeding America. Check out their livestreams! twitch.tv/lilsimsie/sc...
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lilsimsie Schedule - Twitch
Check out lilsimsie stream schedule, and set reminders so you don’t miss out!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
imdb is short for im down bad
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Song of the day (for crafting with my grandma and my sister🥰) open.spotify.com/track/0zDVcl...
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La vie en rose - Single Version
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Ell Huang ♠️🩶🤍💜 @nocturnalxlight.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
queer/autistic kin and dino fans, check it out! 🦖 🦕 🌈
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
high fucktose porn syrup
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m pretty sure I’m getting shaken down by constant spam calls because I’m not currently in any debt (Please know that I am aware of what kind of a privilege that is) It’s just call after sketchy AI bullshit call saying “hey you’re pre approved for a loan. Would you care to take out a loan?”
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/11/2025
You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Is that a stick of cookie dough in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s important to allow your younger siblings to discover their family trauma in their own time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Don’t tell me I have to put on pants. Because I tell you what imma walk around outside in these undies if you keep making outlandish requests😁
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
They should invent a magnet that just works on socks 🧦
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Song of the day (for throwing it back in the woods) #music #dancevibes open.spotify.com/track/4klTvY...
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Bring the Wow
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hey there Bluesky folk I am unfortunately now making tik toks for art/business growth purposes If you sometimes hop over to tik tok to be disturbed before hopping back on here to be equally horrified I would appreciate the follow and a like here and there Will follow back for peanuts 🥜
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TikTok video by Anna
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Song of the day from the gym this morning (La La La, la La La la La La La) open.spotify.com/track/3Y7a0t...
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Spotify – Web Player
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Just a little bit of disassociation as a treat
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Share a TV Series you watched from beginning to end more than once
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a woman wearing glasses and a fringe is smiling
Alt: Jessica Day from New Girl is smiling awkwardly and shrugging. She is wearing glasses and has fringe bangs covering most of her forehead.
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
My MIL gave me a nice cotton ball of yarn for my birthday so I wanted to make myself something nice:) I think I actually started it nearly in time to wear it for the winter since it’s about a foot and a half long so far🤞🏽
An hombre of light purples make of the cotton yarn I am currently crocheting into a scarf for myself💜

It’s in a shell stitch pattern that look kind of like sea shells connected to each other repeating🐣🐣🐣
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
walking to work to this banger
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NISSAN ALTIMA
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
when you're having a flare and someone asks if you took a tylenol [pic of murdery guy with axe]
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2025
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how…
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I would love if someone could give me a small lecture about becoming more woke about a niche topic you care about I would love to become better informed It’s gotta be niche I’ll let you know whether you’ve increased my wokeness levels or not🫡
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 16/11/2025
google dot com do roombas have an apology endpoint
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I’ve decided that a crucial part of my gender identity is that I like things to be just a little sparkly✨ Just kinda anything is a little nicer with a little bit of glitter going on
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Song of the evening🎹🎧🎶 open.spotify.com/track/3kJACF...
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Idea 1
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
If I can get strong enough to become a muscle mommy on the internet I should do that right? Just doing some light life planning
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I’m carving a stick in the woods out back and I feel better open.spotify.com/track/40h65H...
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Peaceful Easy Feeling - 2013 Remaster
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
People: we want affordable housing and healthcare Government:
Pawn stars meme that reads "best I can do is pedophilia"
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Tips for success If you need to get someone’s attention at a restaurant, don’t fucking whistle at them Sit down and wait to make eye contact😳👀
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Good morning y’all☀️ Here’s the chill YouTube video I’m using to wake up this morning:) youtu.be/PMy1xLZyYpM?...
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i built a PETTING ZOO in the sims
YouTube video by lilsimsie
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