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@thecrowpost.bsky.social
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She/they Artist Sculpture Graphic Design The Crow Post delivers the following news: -Shit posts and Puns galore -Song recommendations -Chronic illness humor -Every Little Thought I have -Art -The Onion No Kings No Queens Happy Halloweens🎃

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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Get that info in their charts early on. Smart haha
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ACLU @aclu.org · 02/12/2025
The Supreme Court is hearing a case today about New Jersey’s subpoenas seeking sensitive donor information from a nonprofit running crisis pregnancy centers. We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.
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ADF, ACLU ‘Strange Bedfellows’ in High Court Free Speech Case
The Alliance Defending Freedom and the ACLU, frequently at odds, have joined together in urging the Supreme Court to allow pre-enforcement review of state subpoenas that may chill speech.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 29/11/2025
You're now (strikethrough) not free to move around the country.
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Royalty Free
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I volunteer my nonsense as tribute. Let me know if any of it is actually funny to anyone out there 😂
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I am prepared to engage in button mashing if epic proportions This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️ This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
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a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it (this is boring alt text) It’s a little blobby green frog doing little summersaults He rolls forward off his little lily pad, bonks his little head into the water a bit and completes the roll forward onto a new lily pad that spawns in It’s an ombré of medium to light blues and the lily pad makes a little bloop of a splash when the froggo lands on his new lily pad💚🐸
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Happy Sexurday😛
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If you’re reading this you need to unclench your jaw and stretch your neck out You’re welcome🫡
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
¿Cómo se dice “fuck that shit up” en español?
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Make sure everyone remembers to courtesy flush this holiday season. Especially if there’s a whole gaggle using the same bathroom. You’re welcome❤️
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Meijer closes at 2 pm I think
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
¿Alguien hablan conmigo? Yo aprendo español y necesito más práctica Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Spiritually Friday
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Song of the day open.spotify.com/track/0oXie8...
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SALT
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Guys stop breaking the lily pads. I’m trying to jump around!
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Translucency Bias
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Minimizing everything in my medical chart that seems concentration campable.
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Leafing through the lunch meat on my sandwich like a Rolodex to ensure there’s no cheese for real this time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
La ba di di la ba bi di ba
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squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
More like thankless giving Am I right fellas? 🦃🦃🦃
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a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .
ALT: a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
youtu.be/r78H2JqD_eo?...
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Mirror Bacteria Could Destroy All Life As We Know It
YouTube video by SciShow
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
*me clicking on a video that’s going to teach me something I very much do not want to learn
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
If you want to watch some cozy cottage core gaming and also do some good, @lilsimsie.bsky.social is doing charity lives streams every night at 4 PM ET to raise some money for Feeding America. Check out their livestreams! twitch.tv/lilsimsie/sc...
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lilsimsie Schedule - Twitch
Check out lilsimsie stream schedule, and set reminders so you don’t miss out!
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Everyone’s just too horny We could frolic over hills made bread Sit beside the pond of warm butter And have a picnic instead
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
imdb is short for im down bad
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Song of the day (for crafting with my grandma and my sister🥰) open.spotify.com/track/0zDVcl...
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La vie en rose - Single Version
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Ell Huang ♠️🩶🤍💜 @nocturnalxlight.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
queer/autistic kin and dino fans, check it out! 🦖 🦕 🌈
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
high fucktose porn syrup
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
🥲🎻
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cat all stretched out
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I can’t make myself answer the phone 95% of the time anymore I resent the fact that I have to spend my time deleting fake voicemails every day
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
And despite the fact I know they’re fake and I don’t answer them and I don’t listen to the message I just read the summary to make sure it’s them I think maybe phone call is a dead medium for me
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
And its a rotating group of a couple different names and for random other purposes Sometimes they cut off in weird places. Sometimes only half the message gets recorded I can’t block them because none of them are real numbers. Just a bunch of robots whose only job is to harass me all day long
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’m pretty sure I’m getting shaken down by constant spam calls because I’m not currently in any debt (Please know that I am aware of what kind of a privilege that is) It’s just call after sketchy AI bullshit call saying “hey you’re pre approved for a loan. Would you care to take out a loan?”
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Push posh, pot is for the birds is something I might have to get as a tattoo😂
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 21/11/2025
You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Is that a stick of cookie dough in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s important to allow your younger siblings to discover their family trauma in their own time
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’ll put em on my head don’t test me
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Don’t tell me I have to put on pants. Because I tell you what imma walk around outside in these undies if you keep making outlandish requests😁
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I can feel it slipping away as I begin tapping my way over Bluesky
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
They should invent a magnet that just works on socks 🧦
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Song of the day (for throwing it back in the woods) #music #dancevibes open.spotify.com/track/4klTvY...
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Bring the Wow
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hey there Bluesky folk I am unfortunately now making tik toks for art/business growth purposes If you sometimes hop over to tik tok to be disturbed before hopping back on here to be equally horrified I would appreciate the follow and a like here and there Will follow back for peanuts 🥜
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TikTok video by Anna
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Guarden Hose
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Song of the day from the gym this morning (La La La, la La La la La La La) open.spotify.com/track/3Y7a0t...
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Spotify – Web Player
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The Crow Post 💜 @thecrowpost.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Just a little bit of disassociation as a treat
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