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The Count von Curdles

@thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social
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He/him. Ghoulish funnyman. www.youtube.com/@TheCountVonCurdles

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 23h
sorry but the ghost story you wrote is too sad. what if it was about an alive person instead :) and the importance of family :D
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
74. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS 📽🍿 You know Dream Warriors is great. But did you know that John Saxon wrote a prequel script that revealed Freddy was framed by the Manson family? They passed on that one.
Freddy Krueger in a darkened hallway
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
73. STRANGE HARVEST Staunch commitment to the bit keeps this respectable slasher out of Poughkeepsie Tapes territory. Never drops its spot-on ID Channel impression, which makes the crime scenes look extremely nasty and the digital muzzle flash stand out like a sore thumb. Fun, creepy procedural!
A swimming pool surrounded by razor wire and filled with leeches; crime scene technicians inspect
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
72. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW 📽🍿 Shown to my girlfriend's nephew, who could barely play off how dazzled they were with a cool "oh! It's gay!"
Susan Sarandon in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
71. HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH 📽🍿 The best sequel, hands down. If audiences had been 10% more receptive to this in 1982, we'd be vacationing on Mars in 2026.
Silver Shamrock Halloween masks sitting in a storefront window
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hellooooo #portfolioday! I’m Boog, I’m a cartoonist and illustrator working mainly in the indie comics/ttrpg fields, but I also do graphic design, vtubing assets and concept art for video games! You can find my work in the cyberrats ttrpg, in the promo for the game Pig Iron, and at inkandrubbish.com
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh hey, that's probably from the new Pig Iron demo video that went up! Tell you what lads, lasses and distinguished alternatives we're droppin' the price of issue one of worst girl to $5 for the duration of Poss' kickstarter, check it out while supplies last! hence-boog.itch.io/worst-girl-i...
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 06/10/2025
Art by • Steve Crisp
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(Carla Gugino as a newly widowed Ellen Brody) Honey, I'm starting to think our unresolved family trauma is a lot like that damn shark. We may not be able to see it beneath those cold black waves, but we can see the things it touches—and tears apart. Webster's Dictionary defines 'grief' as
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ian Murphy thinking about Cillian Murphy:
William Peterson in MANHUNTER looking out a window in the rain
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 08/10/2026
"Clowns are scary" wasn't a mainstream sentiment until Stephen King's It. Similarly, before Texas Chainsaw Massacre, people loved leatherfaces.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t let her fool you, she’s completely batty 💪🦇🧛🏻‍♀️🩸💜
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really bugged me that the movie's so short and they spend so much time on stuff like that. Aping Carpenter takes more than synths and doing your titles in Albertus MT. His movies are paced like clockwork!
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No can do boss, gotta spend ten minutes introducing another character with a bunch of weird quirks who won't do anything
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it has become common place for people who create media in nerd spaces to think it is a good idea to throw in things that will make nerds online happy. I am here to tell you that you must strangle that impulse to death every time it appears.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most days it's hard for me to call bluesky a replacement for Twitter, but I'll give it this: no one's talking about Digger here
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[sentiment inexpressible] @goresorcerer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this prints in 2 weeks
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 13/11/2024
Loveland Frogman
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man what I wouldn't give to never have to look at a list of ballot props ever again
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Japanese poster for PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987) Written and directed by John Carpenter Starring Donald Pleasence - BOTD in 1919
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
70. HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS 📽🍿 Pretty bad. Should've stuck to their guns and made the little kid the new killer; it was 1989, Chucky had barely arrived. There was a gap!
Some guy dressed like Michael Myers pretends to scare a woman dressed like a vampire in yet another Halloween prankster scene
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
69. Actually Happened! Most Terrifying Psychic Phenomena. Psychic Research Team Report. Relived. 📽🍿 If your brain, like mine, has been cooked by ghost videos, you'll be in hog heaven. If you're normal you'll be bored to tears. Either way, a real ghost attack on tape would look exactly like this.
A man stares into the camera with a haunted expression under green night vision
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Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
top 3 locations in the Enterprise is the hangar with shelves full of unsecured empty plastic barrels that fall down at the slightest turbulence
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Updated my vgen, got a couple pinup slots left! vgen.co/Boog/service...
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Single Character Illustration by Boog (@Boog)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is the new Crypt Keeper so tall
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joe Hasson @buzzsawbravado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I'm in search of is a giant monster movie that is also a Halloween movie. Many giant monster movies are also horror movies, but I've yet to encounter one that has the spooky autumn feel that says Halloween
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NJ BARNA @neonjawbone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I needed a warmup and I just adore them @thebrightestlodge.bsky.social
digital illustration of two women, one hulking and blushy and the other small and angry
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NJ BARNA @neonjawbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi i like your helmet
two digital sketches of agamemnon from nolans odyssey, one forward facing and one in profile, on a saturated orange background.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great movie, very thoughtful, very funny. Pattinson's on an all-timer run, like you need to hear it from me.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Corner him and you could make him admit that, yeah, he's just tricking people for money. That's some kind of victory. But if the tastemakers driving us slowly insane are soaking just as deep in the same toxic sludge we are...uh oh! Where do you go then?
Pattinson as Chris Hansen wearing a bulletproof vest alongside his film crew
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As we look back at the strange artifacts of Bush-era culture--those that make us ask "how did we think that was okay?"--it's comforting to think of the people who sold us that trash as pure cynics. The corrupt TV exec may be contemptible, but his goal is logical and his actions are his own.
Pattinson as Chris Hansen and a man kneeling on the ground in a living room
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
68. PRIMETIME 📽🍿 Far kinder to Chris Hansen than I imagined it would be, which makes the final result WAY harsher.
Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's my strong desire to make a horror movie that features some really busted, grimy, powered by magic and spite EC Comics zombies.
Zombie covered in cobwebs from BONE SICKNESSZombie with long wispy hair covering its skeletal face like a curtain, from THE HAUNTED MANSIONThe Blind Dead
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The slow realization that Wolverine was supposed to be a load-bearing thing for Disney *and* Sony has had me giggling like a madman. I just saw a Wolverine minifridge.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really is a shame that there's no Elric adaptation, and that we're past what would've been the ideal moment to make the perfect one (dreamy OVA not unlike Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust).
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R Lochlann @runesword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moorcock's Elric has such a weird niche in the ecosystem of the imagination. Imagine creating a character so pervasively but subtly influential that a thousand artists recreate him without knowing who he is. This post brought to you by the 10,000th OC I briefly thought was supposed to be him.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't actually know, come to think of it. Surely it's a John Williams piece.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remedy has kinda made that their whole thing; Diet SCP, Diet Stephen King, Diet Hard Boiled
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jensen Ackles is in some kind of quantum superposition when it comes to fan casting. Any moderately grizzled character that wears a jacket, he's there. If Red Hood edits were gold he'd be King Midas.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mostly what I do these days is retweet pictures of castles, ghouls, dungeons. It's a big commitment.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DRAGON'S LAIR (1983)
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
67. GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM 📽🍿 Knowing the heights it would reach warmed me up to Gonjiam's very predictable first half. I love that for how much they speculate as to why the place is haunted, the ghosts never offer an answer: they know that's not why you're here. You want a show? You'll get one.
A man is grabbed by hands in a found footage view
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heart's out to the people of Raccoon City today. Stay Strong, folks.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Skyfall's pretty good, but the way it shifts into Franchise Construction feels like going to a birthday party and arriving at a funeral. Fifty years of respectable pulp ground up and fed to the MCU
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David (is taking some time away) @scarolinascorpio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Art by Jeff Easley
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm making a list of TV ghost specials. The good kind, that run about an hour, have reenactments and grainy photos, and don't fill their pants worrying about demons. Recommendations welcome:
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Ghosts on TV: No Bullshit Edition*
TV specials about ghosts and ghost hunters from the time before Zak Bagans, reaction videos, and demonologists using Zoom. Used to be you had to put on a collared shirt and sit under the studio lights...
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