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Alex Banks

@theaxelr8r.bsky.social
866 followers 695 following 713 posts

27 • he/him • 💚🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 • likes data, coffee, and the colour orange • Reading, UK yes there's an alt too 🤫 linktr.ee/theaxelr8r

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Facts.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can someone get that bread for me? I’m not in the mood today
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If my pussy gets any wetter they're gonna put an ai data centre in it
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ben @benrs.uk · 31/08/2026
my bed i am INSIDE u
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/08/2026
good morning
a good romance starts with a good friendship!!

and a bad romance starts with rah rah rah ah ah ah roma roma ma gaga ooh la la
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IT Ghey, the muscle hamster @itghey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why use ChatGPT when you can ask me. I’m prettier and can also spread misinformation
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander.
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louis @sket.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Unfortunately my body cannot tell the difference between meeting someone new and being hunted for sport
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 27/07/2026
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Aidan @aidan94.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me?
NYT midi crossword clue
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The only thing you odyssey is a therapist
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Cara (haunting you) 💀🐦‍⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
been waiting all tournament to post this
dr lara
@HotGirl_FC
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the lionesses men's team aren't very good are they
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
homen't
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Actually Natasha I'd love to feel the rain on my skin right now
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hit em with the low angle
Shirtless selfies, from below, showing off a hairy chest. Out of focus map to the left
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
London pride was cute but my GOD my feet hurt now 🙂‍↕️
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B0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Corporations at midnight tonight:
schmox
@IvoryGazelle
see you in hell you stupid fruit
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9:19 AM • Oct 5, 2017
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 30/06/2026
me using grindr for ipad
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This cushion has never been more relevant
Me lying down on my sofa head resting on a cushion. Orange cushion to the right of my head has white text on it that reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF"
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
supposed to do some housework today but cannot be arsed
Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill
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ben @benrs.uk · 25/06/2026
fuck people who don't like
tofu

share this post if you love tofu
fuck yourself if you don't love tofu
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wish i was back here
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
life changing experience - 10 out of 10 would recommend
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i put my duvet in the freezer
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Tina Belcher’s Barrette @thicchomo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
brb flirting with a hairy man so i can lay on his chest
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
these were taken like 20 minutes apart instagram story | close friends story
Upwards angled selfie of me walking outside, wearing a t-shirt, hooded cardigan, backpack and shades. Blue skies and trees in the backgroundSimilarly upwards angled selfie of me stood inside outside, shirtless, wearing only a silver chain. Hair is a bit of a mess. Cream ceiling and walls in the background, with an out of focus map on the wall to my left
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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I can do this too kinda
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I am convinced STOP! THAT! TRAIN! partially exists to make people forget the time RuPaul tried to make a pro-trans post but accidentally googled "trains flag" instead of "trans flag"
A tweet from RuPaul reading

In the 10 years weve been casting Drag Race, the only thing weve ever screened for is charisma uniqueness nerve and talent. And it will never change.

The image attached is a green and yellow striped flag.The green and yellow striped flag is called Train Landscape, a painting by Ellisworth Kelly from 1953.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/06/2026
A three panel meme of Fred Armisen in Parks & Rec as Raul.

Showing support for Palestine? Straight to jail.

Protesting about climate change? Jail.

Inciting racist riots? Believe it or not, straight to Radio 4 Today programme.
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tbsrpr @tbsrpr.me · 01/06/2026
wlw flip it around mlm
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Scott the Scot from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scottyriot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me to my top 🥹
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Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The temperature ⬆️ My IQ ⬇️
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Andy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @a-ghalldachd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Giant domino meme
Wee domino says 'a wee guy tweets "Harry Potter is a specky tory cunt"
Biggest Domino says "the UK has the worst LGBT+ rights in Western Europe"
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 23/05/2026
unsolicited ditch pic
A ditch
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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Wes Streeting has the energy of that girl that tried to sue Nintendo after Wii Fit told her she was obese ngl
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Andrew @andtgk.eurosky.social · 12/05/2026
Watching Eurovision this year is actually embarrassing btw
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Matt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The worst possible thing Labour MPs could do now is allow Streeting as PM. So naturally that's what they want to do.
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
10 minutes late to a work call cause i got distracted making this masterpiece
an edit of a Hannah Montana poster with Kier Starmer's face overlaid. The Hannah Montana logo has been replaced with the words "Kier Starmer" in a similar style to the regular logo, and the tag line now reads "The Worst of Both Worlds". The edits are (intentionally) poor quality
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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ben @benrs.uk · 29/03/2026
morning
clippy from office 97-2003 saying

Hey, it looks like you're waiting Tor ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?

• I'm aware
• Wow, rude
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ben @benrs.uk · 28/03/2026
the trilogy we never got x
happy feet two bluray in cex for 2£^ Cancelled Sequel

In a 2011 interview, director George Miller was asked if he had any plans for Happy Feet Three and said, "If you were to put a gun to my head and said,
'You have to come up with a story for Happy Feet Three', I'd say shoot me."
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Tina Belcher’s Barrette @thicchomo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
imagine hating me and i’m just at home thinking about big hairy bellies
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Kiran @kirancodes.me · 12/02/2026
AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post Absolute cinema crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we...
@scottshambaugh I've written a detailed response about your gatekeeping behavior

here: https://crabby-

rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-

website/blog/posts/gatekeeping-in-open- source-the-scott-shambaugh-story

Judge the code, not the coder. Your prejudice is hurting matplotlib.
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Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Staying with my friend in Switzerland this week. His work hours are 9:00 til 18:30 mon-fri in the office💀💀 He gets in at like 19:00, has some food, a bit of downtime, and then heads to bed so he can be up in the morning. I could never 😴
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Christyn Parkes @parkesland.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
86% in favour of trans-inclusive changing rooms and swimming ponds. 38000 responses. On their best day, the transphobes are outnumbered 6:1. Never forget that.
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