Reposted by Alex Banksit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can someone get that bread for me? I’m not in the mood today 91283
Reposted by Alex Banks ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If my pussy gets any wetter they're gonna put an ai data centre in it 0101
Reposted by Alex BanksIT Ghey, the muscle hamster @itghey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Why use ChatGPT when you can ask me. I’m prettier and can also spread misinformation 1666
Reposted by Alex BanksMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander. 25981199
Reposted by Alex Bankslouis @sket.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Unfortunately my body cannot tell the difference between meeting someone new and being hunted for sport 514111
Reposted by Alex Banks ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The only thing you odyssey is a therapist 071
Reposted by Alex BanksCara (haunting you) 💀🐦⬛ @geekpie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026been waiting all tournament to post this 5393104
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Actually Natasha I'd love to feel the rain on my skin right now 010
Reposted by Alex BanksJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app. 543017471
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 05/07/2026London pride was cute but my GOD my feet hurt now 🙂↕️ 030
Reposted by Alex BanksB0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Corporations at midnight tonight: 212518
Reposted by Alex Banksliz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 30/06/2026me using grindr for ipad 0487
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 28/06/2026supposed to do some housework today but cannot be arsed 040
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 24/06/2026life changing experience - 10 out of 10 would recommend 000
Reposted by Alex BanksTina Belcher’s Barrette @thicchomo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026brb flirting with a hairy man so i can lay on his chest 181
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 22/06/2026these were taken like 20 minutes apart instagram story | close friends story 180
Reposted by Alex Banks✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I am convinced STOP! THAT! TRAIN! partially exists to make people forget the time RuPaul tried to make a pro-trans post but accidentally googled "trains flag" instead of "trans flag" 235793
Reposted by Alex BanksScott the Scot from Scotland 🏴 @scottyriot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Me to my top 🥹 0343
Reposted by Alex BanksSacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The temperature ⬆️ My IQ ⬇️ 7751
Reposted by Alex BanksJack 🏳️🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Wes Streeting has the energy of that girl that tried to sue Nintendo after Wii Fit told her she was obese ngl 1182
Reposted by Alex BanksAndrew @andtgk.eurosky.social · 12/05/2026Watching Eurovision this year is actually embarrassing btw 05917
Reposted by Alex BanksMatt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The worst possible thing Labour MPs could do now is allow Streeting as PM. So naturally that's what they want to do. 1202
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 08/05/202610 minutes late to a work call cause i got distracted making this masterpiece 162
Reposted by Alex BanksPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman 287218437373
Reposted by Alex BanksTina Belcher’s Barrette @thicchomo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026imagine hating me and i’m just at home thinking about big hairy bellies 181
Reposted by Alex BanksKiran @kirancodes.me · 12/02/2026AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post Absolute cinema crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we... 1645683
Alex Banks @theaxelr8r.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Staying with my friend in Switzerland this week. His work hours are 9:00 til 18:30 mon-fri in the office💀💀 He gets in at like 19:00, has some food, a bit of downtime, and then heads to bed so he can be up in the morning. I could never 😴 170
Reposted by Alex BanksChristyn Parkes @parkesland.bsky.social · 29/01/202686% in favour of trans-inclusive changing rooms and swimming ponds. 38000 responses. On their best day, the transphobes are outnumbered 6:1. Never forget that. 29721