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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I would personally love to know what a commenter of things like this thinks is going to happen next that isn't just an immediate block

A man has commented on one of Jack's posts with a million emojis and the words "naked or not you still look good and hot"

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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need some of you to know that the Boston Globe article is exactly how you sound all the time

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Look, I'm a bigger fan of shoving protein where it doesn't belong than most, but even I would say Doritos have gone too far here

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Alarming words overheard at Victoria station just now: "Hell has been summoned and it's heading to his door. In West Drayton."

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This evening I got asked for ID to buy a knife (for which you have to be 18) and then a hot 25-year-old twink thought I was younger than him so I guess I'm fit again 🥹

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It is beyond staggering to me how many PRs get AI to write their pitch emails. Do you think we can't tell? Do you think normal people write like this? Do you think it makes us enthusiastic about your story when you can't even be bothered explaining to us why we should be?

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Patrick every morning: "I'm so tired, I'm so sleepy, I'm gonna get an early night tonight" Patrick at 1am:

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If I was BBC Comedy and wanted a million five star reviews, I would simply commission a gentle (not funny) comedy series about a harried mum and her good-for-nothing lazybones husband and their three hot, nerdy, and cute (in that order) sons. It would be called "Kath Of Least Resistance"

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A while ago, I thought to myself 'if planes and birds and stuff are flying over us all the time, why do we never notice a momentary shadow passing over us?' Anyway, since thought that I have noticed these momentary shadows passing over me all the time and I find it very cool

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Robin says 'your money may buy you security but it will never buy you freedom'

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It must be said that Heinz and Thea Lachman and Irene and George Engle really did choose the best spot on Hampstead Heath on which to situate their memorial bench

A lovely view of nothing in particular of note in a particularly handsome part of Hampstead Heath

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Inventory management and carry limits are by far the worst part of RPGs and we as a society should have moved past them by now

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am convinced there's a secret station between Victoria and Green Park that has some sort of memetic field around it so we never remember it, but it's THERE, I know it!!!

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I know that having phone signal underground is a modern miracle and we should be grateful for having it at all but the black spot around Euston makes me so angry on a daily basis 😭

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

15 weeks of 2026 left and I've got 13 more books to read to hit my target, can I do it? (Unrelated but if you have any short books to recommend, please lmk)

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

True, but Smoggie Queens is genuinely brilliant and I don't see it getting enough support from the community so please go and watch it and celebrate it and tell all your mates to watch it too xoxo

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The phrase 'Picky Bits' muscling out 'picnic food' is endemic of the infantilisation of society in the UK.

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We have reached the delightful stage in the year where I could, if I chose, take every Friday off between now and the end of the year with my remaining holiday days 😌

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you weren't paying your license fee you're not allowed to complain about Drag Race UK being axed by the BBC

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ocarina Of Time looks absolutely stunning, Nintendo has come to slay on that one!

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Taking thirst traps in the boutique camping showers 🙌🏼

A picture of the scene described in the accompanying post, but if you're blind you're just gonna have to trust how disgustingly hot it is

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Spent my day in meetings with charities pitching themselves to us to be a part of the Christmas appeal this year and I feel like I've been through the emotional ringer fackin 'ell

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A few years ago on Drag Race UK, one of the queens got a sliver of positive feedback and replied "ooh, I could cum" and I quote it all the time and always have to remember this is not acceptable chat in polite company

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Started two Bluesky posts in a row with the words "by the way" might have to kms 🫣

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

By the way, I had a Greggs Steak & Stilton bake earlier and it was honestly one of the tastiest things I've eaten in ages so I thoroughly recommend!

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

By the way, I am aware that it's rude to eavesdrop on other people's calls. However, making calls in public so loudly and so long-form that passers-by can pick up your annoying turns of phrase is gauche and vulgar

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There's a guy on the phone near me bitching about his staff and he keeps saying "they just stand around like lemons", "they're like lemons they just stand around", "it's like working with lemons all the standing around they do" I mean, if there's one thing lemons famously do not do it is, uh, stand

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

By the way, if you're a London gay who didn't even attend, no one would blame you for not posting your disgust about Manchester Pride putting "profit before politics" just because they charged an entrance fee to help fund security and crash barriers and stuff to keep the community safe

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me and my bestie had a cute trip to Stratford-upon-Avon to see #TheMadKing - second viewing for me but significantly better seats so very magical 10/10 recommend

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Conquering the post-Manc Pride blues the only way I know how

The only way he knows how is to take pics in a jockstrap

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Look at the crowd for Kate Nash, the absolute impact of @bussyfairy.bsky.social

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just rang out my pussy in the Via toilets

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Overheard on the Manchester Pride main stage just now: "we've just been talking about global conflict and genocide, but what conflicts have you had in your relationship?" 💀💀💀

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Gen Z/Alpha cuspers are bringing back huge eyebrows and I for one welcome our new Frank-N-Furter-looking overlords

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Mancunians absolutely love slop and so do I!

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Lot of people moaning about the rain in Manchester, what are you guys? The Wicked Witch of the West? A bit of rain isn't gonna make u melt, mom

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I actually deeply love the idea of major plotlines in movies being a total secret until they're about to launch. Ideally they shouldn't have mentioned this at all until the film was out

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Are CD Projekt Red ever gonna let me play something else or am I doomed to keep replaying The Witcher 3 every single time they add something new and delicious to it? (I am very excited for the Remastered edition, thank your CDPR 🙇🏼‍♂️)

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One of my friends hosted a Greek mythology themed birthday party and I was my huge pleasure to use the occasion to put some respect on my boy Ganymede's name 🦅💜🏳️‍🌈

Your pal Jack dressed Ganymede bearing a cup and his pal, Aquila the Eagle

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Leo Woodall was in my Barry's class this morning and I saw his ass in the changing room and honestly, I can't blame the White Lotus uncle

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm sorry but seeing vaguely irritating internet personalities being gifted free stuff doesn't really make me want to buy that stuff...

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

London taxi drivers never beating the accusations of being insane Tonight's taxi driver take: "I don't listen to music because everyone is putting subliminal messages into it because they're all freemasons who worship the devil and make blood sacrifices to gain fame"

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"You're not a smoker are you?" "No, I'm not." "You don't look like you are but you might have some cigarettes and if you do can I have one?" Victoria station is the most rancid place on earth and overhearing exchanges like this this merely confirms my bias

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Uncontroversial opinion: if a colleague approaches your desk to ask a very quick question, you should lift your eyes from your screen to speak to them

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Really vexes me when people on the tube say "excuse me" when I'm clearly letting other people get off on the other side of me Where would you like me to go? Shall I block all these other people's exit to let you off? Fuck off, have some spatial awareness

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We saw the Game Of Thrones play in Stratford-upon-Avon and it was f*cking great!!

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Jack 🏳️‍🌈 @jacksayspurple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just booked my train tickets to Stratford-upon-Avon to see The Mad King tomorrow so I'm looking forward to the forthcoming email from the RSC saying they've cancelled the performance because of, I don't know, an escaped swan or something

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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me when my posts get 0 likes

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