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I had been fortunate enough up until this point in my life to have never woken up to find a huge spider millimetres from my face. I’m not sure which of us was more scared but it’s going to take a while to get back to sleep either way 😫

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Joanne is going to be that faithful who always overconfidently pushes them in the wrong direction based on nonsense #celebritytraitors

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An unexpected hidden benefit of having vitiligo is having a legitimate excuse for my beard starting to look a little grey

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you ever think how many things in life would be more enjoyable and less stressful if they didn’t have to involve other people?

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is it called Project Glitterturd?

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Weather in Manchester this morning

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*orders lasagne and chips* (don’t judge) “Would you like gravy on that, love?” I know I’ve been in the north 15 years but I have my limits 🤢

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is there any reality TV show that Dani Dyer, Romesh Ranganathan or GK Barry haven’t been on?

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Honestly the passive-aggressiveness from PT accounts on Instagram when you don’t reply to their endless unsolicited messages should be studied

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The anxiety trigger when the doors open on an already rammed tram/tube and waves of people still insist on pushing themselves on (despite the next one being due in 2 minutes). I do quite like the ability to be able to breathe thanks.

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I have rediscovered pesto and I don’t know how I went for so long without it

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I really need to ask other actors how to reduce my lisp. I think Anna Hathaway but I should ask Colin Firth.

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GameBoyHeart @gameboyheart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can we just hold our tongue when we don’t like something and signal boost things we do love? Because some of you are becoming pretty abrasive.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

1) calm 2) storm 3) pride 4) fall 5) kneel 6) Zod 7) darkest 8) dawn 9) age 10) beauty 11) pearls 12) swine 13) bros 14) hoes

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Matt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Man without ADHD tries uppers for the first time: I mean honestly we're scraping the barrel on this now surely. I'm not diabetic. If I took insulin the affects would be far worse.

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Some Questions for Channel 4, about their documentary ‘The Great ADHD Myth?’ theneuroscienceofeve... Channel 4 have many questions to answer about their upcoming 'documentary'. Here are some of the most pressing (and snarky, because when dealing with brutal cynicism, why not join in?) #ADHD #C4

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I strongly suspect Wagamama make 90% of their profits from chicken katsu alone

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My unwarranted wrath when people incorrectly refer to a song by the first line of the chorus… It’s “Holding Out For A Hero” not “I Need A Hero” It’s “Bring Me To Life” not “Wake Me Up Inside” It’s “Don’t Look Back In Anger” not “Sally Can Wait” (and worst of all) it’s “Song 2” not “Woohoooo”

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Put My Head In The Oven Kate

ALT: Put My Head In The Oven Kate

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Apparently there’s a new trend of speed reading books by focussing on ONLY THE DIALOGUE. We are doomed as a society 😂

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I was today years old when I learned this show was specifically created with deaf and hard-of-hearing children in mind

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“Wannabe” turning 30? Just put me in the grave already 😫

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Have to admire the balls of the guy getting on my bus every morning claiming his phone has just died and he doesn’t have his card on him to pay. He must have saved a good few hundred quid in the time I’ve noticed him doing it!

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

RuPaul: I can’t see any drag family resemblance. I’m sorry my dear but you’re up for elimination

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Increasingly realising it’s in fact the stupid and not the meek that “shall inherit the earth”

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Animal cruelty will always be something I cannot abide. There’s news of a local swan (who is part of a family with a male and cygnets) being killed in a horrible manner for absolutely no reason whatsoever. It’s made me really quite angry.

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’ve eaten multiple ice creams today and I could not care less

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If the devil had an arsehole I imagine it would very likely feel like this 🥵🔥

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Returning from a run to see a collection of dead flies on my fivehead is a new experience. I know it’s big but it’s not a fecking windscreen

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The cognitive dissonance from hating that 🎵 First Time In San Juan… 🎵 song because it’s AI, but simultaneously singing it constantly as it’s firmly lodged in your head

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The realist thing about the Assassin’s Creed games is people constantly getting in the way when you’re just trying to get from A to B 😫

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Anne Hathaway’s accent in The Witches is less Norwegian and more drunk Russian woman on holiday in Inverness attempting to imitate the locals

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

What possesses people to put pots of houmous/couscous etc. in a shared work fridge WITHOUT A LID ON

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Me ordering at the local Chinese Takeaway

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

The iconic “Yul Save Plenty” House of Fires building in Trafford has finally been demolished. End of an era! #open8daysaweek

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What are your plans for the Bank Holiday?

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

If you ever wondered where the cinematic inspiration for Gollum came from, just wander through Manchester City Centre early on a Saturday morning

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Gollum's Furious Outburst

ALT: Gollum's Furious Outburst

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