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Dolphin pilot in exile

@theami2ie.bsky.social
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
In gabbys dollhouse, there is an elevator named Catervator, but it sounds like caturbator
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My main gets reinstated in the next hour or so and I’m itching to make content
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How are you gonna be a billionaire, look like this, and NOT spend every day at margaritaville
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Dana called them gumbands on the Pitt tonight
Pittsburgh mentioned meme
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 06/03/2026
This is (still) Minneapolis:
Paper sign on a light pole with a MN state & fist in the center + text: ITS WORKING.
WE ARE WINNING.
DON'T GIVE UP NOW.
ICE OUT, JUSTICE FOR OUR DEAD!
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
who the fuck cares please shut up
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Absolutely slammed my knee on a trailer hitch right on the joint. Awful experience. 0 out of 5 stars
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mother, would you like it if they pumped the semen from my testicles one last time
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
To rent a U-Haul, you have to download their app, take a photo of yourself, and take a photo of your ID
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Joss Whedon Hard Times Initiated
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Aw man :(
My former office, now devoid of furniture
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My goodness. Ryan poles, everyone
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Chapter 1: computers can be used to organize information and write letters to friends Chapter 9: and that’s why it’s ok an AI chose to blow up a children’s school
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Last day at my current office. Sad to see it go. So is tres
Tres sniffing a chair in an office space
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One of the greatest plays in football history. Best of luck, DJ
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Please vote for crigael
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 05/03/2026
please vote on what my display name should be: 1️⃣ congragulations 2️⃣ CRIGAEL 📊 Show results
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 04/03/2026
Matt Yglesias with arms crossed and a weird smiley beady eyed face idk he looks so stupid lolChihuahua arms crossed
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Evil Prickle …
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The pilot G2 is the pinnacle of every day penmanship. Accept nothing less
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com hey Craig
A license plate that reads “crigael”
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Another delicious slice of pizza, made here right in the home of pizza, California
A slice of pizza
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
you are so full of shit and dog hair eat a dick
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Sending this to grandpa Don
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tho thorry i died
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wonderful to not have to defend this anymore. Very exciting time for me
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Holy shit they actually created the torment nexus lmfao
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HEALTH @health.band · 04/03/2026
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
NOOOOOOOOOO NO NO BAD
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Oh HELL yes
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Lol
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I don’t know what this says but I think I got suspended on rednote
Chinese characters I don’t understand that seem to say “you can’t post”
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The only personality this guy showed in 14 seasons was dressing up to go see the musical rock of ages, which pretty much says everything you need to know
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tres hates sneezing so when I get that Claritin-15-sneezes-in-a-row thing, he fucking loses his mind, jumping on furniture, running around the house, chewing clothes
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’ve seen enough. I’m going to bed. Time to close my eyes and see more tomorrow
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
No! Not Jay Footlik!!!
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Trump coming out and saying “ well we killed our second and third best options for replacing khamenei” was a real Jim halpert staring at the camera moment
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Just wanna say how impressed I am by this administrations unpreparedness to bomb a country even though they really wanted to since day 1
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Garfield the cat shredding an American flag with his claws and looking at you, the reader
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Something I just remembered: David frum wrote the axis of evil speech and was the one who included Iran in it lol
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oh hell yeah there’s gonna be more vilerats
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Vibe-based wars
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So the US started a bombing campaign against a country without knowing their own arsenal, the other country’s arsenal, how this would affect geopolitics, how this would affect global economics, any expectation of blowback, how this would affect its allies, and at the behest of another foreign leader
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I own the 7th largest Hyundai dealership in the Tampa St. Pete area and here’s why Reza Pahlavi is the legitimate ruler of Iran
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
…….. indigenous people ??
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Bears, babyyyy let’s go
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Highly recommend charting your panic attacks and depressive spells, it’s wild when you see them mapped out and they’re all in the first week of March or second week of November
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