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Dolphin pilot in exile

@theami2ie.bsky.social
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The new worker in the office, a ZOOMER, is trying to tell everyone Charlie Brown had hoes. 🙄
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What is this from ??
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
In gabbys dollhouse, there is an elevator named Catervator, but it sounds like caturbator
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
That’s right, Eric
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My main gets reinstated in the next hour or so and I’m itching to make content
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How are you gonna be a billionaire, look like this, and NOT spend every day at margaritaville
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Woof. That’s horrific, I’m sorry
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Dana called them gumbands on the Pitt tonight
Pittsburgh mentioned meme
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Baseball fans want to see a supermax’d Ranger Suarez get cut after putting up a 4 era
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Wow. What a race
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 06/03/2026
This is (still) Minneapolis:
Paper sign on a light pole with a MN state & fist in the center + text: ITS WORKING.
WE ARE WINNING.
DON'T GIVE UP NOW.
ICE OUT, JUSTICE FOR OUR DEAD!
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If you don’t know who the wet guy is on your team, it’s you
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Disgusting!
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
We can make it longer
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fuck you
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Classic assbott
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
who the fuck cares please shut up
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He’s got really nice hair
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey Trev
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Absolutely slammed my knee on a trailer hitch right on the joint. Awful experience. 0 out of 5 stars
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mother, would you like it if they pumped the semen from my testicles one last time
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Is U-Haul in that dire of straits they need to sell everyone’s data
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
To rent a U-Haul, you have to download their app, take a photo of yourself, and take a photo of your ID
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Thanks for that
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Haha
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Joss Whedon Hard Times Initiated
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Aw man :(
My former office, now devoid of furniture
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Oh wait Victor was traded for Scott kazmir
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
David wriiiiight
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m impressed
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I missed the isuuc part
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
CHOTINER: so you tweeted “Isaac chudtiner” on March 5, 2026.
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
All hands on deck time
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ask for the social worker there so you can get help for housing and possibly rental assistance
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My goodness. Ryan poles, everyone
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Chapter 1: computers can be used to organize information and write letters to friends Chapter 9: and that’s why it’s ok an AI chose to blow up a children’s school
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Where can I even sell furniture this day and age
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m planning on it
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Last day at my current office. Sad to see it go. So is tres
Tres sniffing a chair in an office space
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
One of the greatest plays in football history. Best of luck, DJ
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It was 50/50 when I checked an hour ago
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My gender, you assume
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
That’s a fuckin ton of cap space that just opened up holy shit
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Please vote for crigael
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 05/03/2026
please vote on what my display name should be: 1️⃣ congragulations 2️⃣ CRIGAEL 📊 Show results
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 04/03/2026
Matt Yglesias with arms crossed and a weird smiley beady eyed face idk he looks so stupid lolChihuahua arms crossed
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is unbelievably stupid, even for you
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Dolphin pilot in exile @theami2ie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Evil Prickle …
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