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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I added extra pepperoni on my reheated pizza. The air fryer just blew the pepperonis all over the place! I should just kill myself now.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love the new term "gameplay loop" because it forces people to clearly articulate the core gameplay without fluff or "selling" the game.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lanterns was an amazing show. 9/10 But I didn't get the part at the very end where Jon flies to Gotham to kill a random couple in an alley at night.... Felt out of place.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might fuck around and shit my pants at work
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NGL I kinda miss PAX already.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Bee bit my bottom!!! Now my bottom is big‼️‼️
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stayed up too late doing nothing last night. Now I'm tired at work 🥱
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Note to self, but only luffa plant based sponges.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My flabber have been gasted!
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you’re really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Needy baby....
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to start The Wolverine. Not a wolverine.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scented Candles and Polyamory Are Great, but Am I the Only One Who Joined This Coven To Eat Children? thehardtimes.net/blog/scented...
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Scented Candles and Polyamory Are Great, but Am I the Only One Who Joined This Coven To Eat Children?
Well, boil, boil, toil, and NOT SO MUCH TROUBLE apparently. Ever since I was introduced to the tale of Hansel and Gretel... Read more nonsense
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Current go to emoji 🫠
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So glad the Seattle Times is still funding this pointlessly sexist shit Horsey, and I can't emphasize this enough, is INCAPABLE of being normal about women
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Seattle officially joins the ranks of top cities
It is nice to see my hometown get placed right up there with New York City, London and Paris.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I NEED sushi right now.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want misen containers but that shit is too expensive...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Support
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Exclusive: Major Republican fundraiser winning contracts from Trump administration, emails reveal
Palmer Luckey has donated $5.9m to Republicans and bundled more, while reaping billions in Pentagon contracts
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goal is 24 movies a year.
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 01/10/2026
the secret to my success? I have a post-it note on top of my monitor saying “You are an expert software engineer”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello, 911? I had a sex dream about Kool-Aid Man
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th 1998. A day I'll never forget.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Booo Zelda Seattle concert sold out!!! Waiting in Queue for 2 hours.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so tired of looking at my phone but I don't want to do actual work....
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Geralt better have big naturals....
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Moraa Unredacted @omoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t make legends out of them by calling them the Cornell 7. Call them what they are: the Cornell rapists.
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man has been arrested for crashing into a closed Kroger because he desperately needed to use the toilet The police said they "strongly advise finding a store open for business…to do your business"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LinkedIn is inherently leftist.
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our society is currently in maximum nostalgia mode.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quibi founder Jeffrey 'Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear' Katzenberg says we must "embrace GenAI, in much the same way I embrace my female employees"
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The psychological health of the individual is inseparable from the social cohesion of the collective.
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love how Seattle forgets how to drive in the rain after two months of summer
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have recently discovered that I have been gooning on stolen land.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 24/09/2026
Directors Joel Crawford & Januel Mercado say AI could never make an animated film like ‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’. “The things we do remember make us who we are, and they create they lens that we, especially as artists, see the world through. That’s something that AI can never replace.”
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Porno Dealing Sex Connoisseur @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Worked out for the first time in 3 weeks. I am beat!
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Data Report @datareport.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
167K pounds of beef, pork and goat products recalled nationwide. www-newsnationnow-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.news...
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167K pounds of beef, pork and goat products recalled nationwide
The recall was given the most serious classification by the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Information: 'Xbox is planning to lay off hundreds of employees this week in its second major staff reduction this year, according to someone briefed on the plans. The Microsoft-owned firm also plans to consolidate several of its game studios, this person said.'
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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