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Amanda @scoop-adw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Parker says, "Mom! Go to bed!"

A small black cat with a tiny patch of white imploring his human to go to bed.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Honestly if people wanted to get addicted to something they should take up smoking. Cigarettes are great. They're disgusting but they're also awesome. Put down Claude and buy a pack of American spirits, smoke one on your stoop and chase it with a lager at the pub down the street. Excellent day

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching Coyote Vs. Acme. Dave Zaslav is a dipshit. That is all.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Once every six weeks, I'm the jerk who grabs Parker to bring him to the vet. He gets sedated. He hates it. The next day, he always forgives me. One of a kind, this little guy.

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Air to Ground Message: YOURE MY HERO AND THAT SAYS ALOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT BATMAN ALOT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a03819c28d9 F: #fb405327446

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 02/10/2026

Tomorrow will be better

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This show is the real thing. So was Duster, and you didn't watch that, and it got whacked because Zaslav, so don't make the same mistake again!

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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail.

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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy Boston Breakout Day to all who celebrate (which I'm pretty sure is only @radiofreetom.bsky.social).

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That annual, late middle age, early autumn ritual of whiffing the air as you're walking up and playing the, "Am I smelling the electric heat burning the summer dust off the elements? Or is this a stroke?" game.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way." - Rutherford B. Hayes

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING; The Swanky Modes will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have come here to play D&D and swill Heady Topper... And somehow I've got like 14 of these high-test grail beers in the fridge I'M GETTING THE WHOLE PARTY KILLED TONIGHT

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sometimes after a tough morning that reminds me how much I hate JavaScript, I come across a bash script or a Jenkins Groovy pipeline script, and I'm reminded how lucky I am to live in an age when it is possible to hate many programming languages at once.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Anyone who says, "Why should I buy a *real* flashlight when there's a flashlight on my phone?" should not be treated as a serious person, and should be silently removed from your mental list of who to rely upon in a crisis.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 04/09/2026

Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's Space 1999 started 51 years ago today with 'Breakaway'.

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Gerry Anderson's Space:1999 Opening Titles (Season 1)

YouTube video by Gerry Anderson

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026

openai engineers are currently gathered around the office, taking it in turns to shout “HOW DO I FIX YOU?” and crying when there’s no answer

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You measure PBR in pounds like you measure meth versus good drugs

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They say celebrities go in threes... 🤞

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I didn't want to be alarmist #plundercats, but @all-the-cats2.bsky.social seems to have deactivated her account. If anyone has her contact info, can they check in? My buddy Parker wants to be sure she's cool.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Considering it's arguably* the best cyberpunk movie ever made, it's about time. " I would be the one arguing this.

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell

Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A more reliable sign of the end of summer in Boston than a three-day Labor Day bender.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Rereading about Dennis Wilson voluntarily inviting Squeaky Fromme to move into his house. No particular reason.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The return of moustaches as fashionable anywhere outside of 1970s porn sets and other locations where heroin and Chlamydia are readily available will be prominently cited in the first edition of The Rise and Fall of The American Republic.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I am watching Obsession and, as GenX, I am wondering who failed to teach Zoomers about the use of alcohol as an emotional crutch, banging someone who looks just like her, or years of silently sublimated rage. That's how Dad did it, that's how AMERICA does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see." Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Thanks fellas, but I'm Game of Thrones'ed out. Can I get some more of that Westworld you chucked out? No? Okay, then; see you around.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just bought a new 4K player and saw this for the first time watching a Marvel / Sony disc. The first time you see it, you get Accept and Skip as options. You need to select setup and Data Usage to get the option to actually disable data collection. Sony Pictures and Marvel can suck a bag of them.

A long confusing screen telling you your home Blu-Ray viewing can be used to sell you advertising.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A pox on 20th Century Fox and The Mouse for almost everything about the Alien franchise after 1988 (I'm giving William Gibson's Allen 3 draft a gentlemen's passing grade).

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains.

Album cover to The Black Crowes' The Southern Harmonely and Musical Companion

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Blind Cat Carlos & Friends @blindcatcarlos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I am Blind Cat Carlos 🖤 This is my Kingdom 💕 Pleas give this Post some reach and follow if you enjoy the Video, or have you ever seen a blind Cat like me ?! #catsofbluesky #blindcat

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If I see one more white Tesla I'm gonna throw up.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If you are an #SDCC attendee and you suddenly stop in a pedestrian area, for any reason at all, You Are The Asshole, anything injurious that happens to you as a result is completely and totally justified, I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, and I will not be answering questions at this time.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

In a San Diego bar watching the Red Sox on the upper left quadrant of MLB Network's version of NFL's Red Zone so the Great American Pasttime can be tracked for financial purposes by filthy degenerate dudebro cellphone gamblers and this nation has a DISEASE

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

At one of those restaurants that has antique tchotchkes and posters on every vertical surface, only half of them are from the late 80s and early 90s, and if someone could just push me into the grave, that'd be great.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Black and white pic of Bob and Doug McKenzie, of Strange Brew, Great White North, and SCTV fame.

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The American Jerk @theamericanjerk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The sitcom became sentient January 23, 1975 with the premiere of Barney Miller. It achieved final form in spring, 1982, with the cancellation in rapid succession of it, and WKRP in Cincinnati. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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