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CaptainWonkoTheSane

@captainles.bsky.social
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Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry. Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar. Hysterics blocked. Lemme know if you sail.

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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently nobody explained to Lady G's sister what a Special Prosecutor is.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ollie209.bsky.social I'm watching this video even though I knew, going in, that it would piss me off. I was not wrong. She keeps referring to the trip as a "cruise". It's not a cruise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivk5...
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8 Days From New York to England – Fun But NEVER Again!
YouTube video by Emma Cruises
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Classic.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the next words out of Tapper's mouth weren't, "No, we're really not" then he should be drummed out of society.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Boston Breakout Day to all who celebrate (which I'm pretty sure is only @radiofreetom.bsky.social).
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time I see this video I have 2 thoughts. Paula White is a lunatic. What’s with the guy walking back and forth across the stage?
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear God, he’s completely gorked. It’s just wrong.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why we have locking cockpit doors.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a fuckin moron. It’s 3 different things. He has absolutely no clue.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of all the things Trump doesn't understand, he doesn't understand AI the most.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know about you folks, but I'm 'concerned' about this.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kid3, Esq’s rescue kitty has apparently gone bad.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE now says the Doordash delivery driver was shot because he tried to flee. People need to go to jail. Cops aren’t allowed to shoot people for the simple act of running away.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's worth pointing out that the rapid and extreme escalation in diesel fuel prices are going to add to the increase in gas at the pump.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Word on the street is today's latest ATC debacle was caused by what we in the tech industry refer to as a "backhoe-induced fiber cut".
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The attitude exhibited by big, fluffy tuxedo cats is near unmatched.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing to see here folks - just Ukraine not having any cards.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This will not stop until every ICE agent is glancing up nervously at every rooftop, wondering if their time has come.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This administration simply can't help tripping over its own dick, day in and day out.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All the comments in this thread and not a single one of them suggests a knowledge of what the system actually does. It looks at weather conditions and projects possible routing alternatives. It's an analytics tool. It's doing the sort of thing AI systems are best aligned to be successful at.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some pretty strong messaging from Core Trump Country.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Trump administration is writing its own epitaph in Iran. Lying about casualties is a very good way to alienate Flyover America, a.k.a. "Trump's base".
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alpha Male: These icky jail people are mean to me.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1/10th of a second before being severely castigated for taking her picture.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On the list of "People Not to Piss Off", the owners & operators of "the one and only surefire way to ensure your body is never found" must certainly be near the top.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A rather obscure takeaway, here, is the validation of the long-standing rumor that any plan, of any sort, presented to Trump must include pictures.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope we're all in agreement that if the Tangerine Toddler bulldozes the Kennedy Center, that's the red line. I expect we will all be in the streets.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jerry Seinfeld: That's A Shame
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's A Shame
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most pathetic thing about this is how obvious it is that not even J.D. Vance believes the bullshit he's peddling.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's suboptimal, but it's also entirely by design. Trump is a Useful Idiot in the service of enemies both foreign and domestic.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Mets pitchers aren’t headhunting Pete Alonso so I guess I just don’t understand baseball anymore.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fed hikes rates by 1/4. Ketchup incoming.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shut the fuck up, asshole.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Todd Blanche isn't calling on random journos in his "press conference". He's working off of a pre-approved list. This is no longer a democracy.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So, no. Oil prices were lower under Biden, hovering around $80ish/bbl when he left office. Also - it's not possible for oil prices to spike and all other prices to come down. Literally everything we consume has fossil fuel consumption built somewhere into the supply chain.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Out of ideas and out of time, Trump leans into his followers' innate enthusiasm for Mailbox Money. But yeah, we're the socialists.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
asked a question in Built Xterra/Frontier.
1 hour ago

Can a bad Altarnator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?

user responds - 
I will literally pay for your vasectomy
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gee, if only the FBI weren't run by a drunken circus clown.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda funny that last night the Mets & Marlins outscored the Patriots & Seahawks.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've never understood this Trump talk track. I've lived quite a while, no one has ever said any of these things to me.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guys in small cruising sailboats be like
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Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) in Pirates of Caribbean
ALT: Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) in Pirates of Caribbean
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Iran is 50 years from being able to deliver a well-packaged nuclear payload halfway around the world.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman really is just a humongous piece of shit.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FDR data plotted for the Amazon incident at MIA over the weekend. The landing should have been a go-around from the git-go.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Actually, more often in homeroom - not the night before.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This story is 100% false. It is a lie. Given the subject matter, it is a lie that is beyond repugnant.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No lies detected
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cohen hasn't recanted any of his testimony.
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CaptainWonkoTheSane @captainles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's not even in the top 50. Nor was it the #1 documentary of 2025 - that honor when to "Becoming Led Zeppelin".
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