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a 23 year old with way too many hobbies, and a black cat that loves me more that I love myself. This user boosts a lot of posts, feel free to hide boosts from me. I […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ fedia.social/@the1goit, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Back in the 1980s Tudor Griffiths taught Computer Science in the local school. Two maxims he repeated almost every class have stuck with me for decades. "A computer is exactly as smart as the person telling it what to do" and "A computer can and will make mistakes, and it'll do it a million […]
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Joe Fabisevich @mergesort.me · 03/10/2026
Spooky season #Caturday update.
A black cat with bright green eyes stands on a light-colored wooden floor. The cat’s long tail curves upward. The background shows wooden chairs and a patterned rug.A black cat with bright eyes lies on a wooden floor, casting a shadow. The cat looks up toward the camera. A patterned rug with red, grey, and white shapes lies beside the cat. The words "NORA" are visible on the rug.A black cat with bright yellow eyes sits upright on a countertop. The cat looks upward with its tongue slightly out. The background features light-coloured shelves with dishes and kitchen tools. "Purrfect" is written in yellow.
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Meow! #Caturday #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon
My tabby and white cat mid-meow, partially visible from behind a chair.
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I am once again asking that you support independent artists on this #BandCampFriday so support me and I may upload one of the finished tracks sitting in my projects folder (they're done, I'm just never in a mood to make a cover) Bandcamp: the1goit.bandcamp.com/ Mirlo.space […]
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Custom schizo style meme with a raccoon, opossum and text in various 90s WordArt.

Caption: “no officer i was not committing crimes.i was just training a dataset”
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 28/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAA MONDAY
Two red foxes yawning, but it looks like enthusiastic screaming
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Got a wardrobe after 2 days of flatpack hell.
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
If there is a surface, it must be explored. #Caturday #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon #BlackCat #BlackCats
My black cat looking down from an empty surfaceNow she's exploring and looking out from a different angle.
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
discord's latest "update" 🔒 .................................
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Open Source hot take: A software project is allowed to be *done*. Not everything needs to add features or rewrite things. You can just be happy with functionality and focus on just maintainance. "Maintenance mode" is not always bad but can just show a mature product.
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S1m @s1m.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
And.. first version of BubbleShare 🫧 is published!! It is an app to share files and clipboard to devices nearby you. It is an AirDrop /Nearby Share alternative. Unlike other solutions, it works without sharing the same network, and you don't have a QR […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]
Screenshot of the first screen while sharingScreenshot of the pairing request to share 2 files, with a dialog containing a 6 digits codeScreenshot of the pairing request to receive 2 files, with a dialog containing a 6 digits codeScreenshot with a check, to show that the files have been received
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
A relaxed snook #Caturday #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon
My tabby and white cat relaxed on the sofa, resting his head on a cushion
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026
A taped piece of paper reading "Flip me over for a really really funny joke", which has a troll face on the back that could be faintly seen. Captioned "I hate this school bro 🥀"
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please boost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Discord’s down. This inconveniences me personally, so I’m willing to blame this one on Russia
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Sean C. @filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
@autistics #ActuallyAutistic www.instagram.com/p/DcY9SK-Ag5n
A fantasy art meme framed at the top with an Instagram header for the verified account darxfantasy (featuring the audio tag "Medieval Vibes • Feast of the Wanderer").

The image depicts a vintage, storybook-style painting of a lush, deep green forest filled with moss-covered trees, hanging vines, and soft, glowing yellow fireflies or magical motes of light. 

Sitting cross-legged on a thick, mossy tree branch in the center is an elderly gnome wearing a blue tunic, matching blue trousers, a tall pointed blue hat, and sporting a full white beard. 

He gazes downward with a weary, melancholic expression while gently holding out his hands to a small bird with red-and-yellow plumage perched on his arm.

Layered across the upper portion of the image is bold, off-white serif text with a black outline reading:

"You're so resilient"

Centered across the bottom in the same font is the punchline:

"wtf was the other option"
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Aires @aires.tiggi.es.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Rip in piss, shitbag #CharlieKirk #HappyKirkiversary
Charlie Kirk photo: "Dear liberals, if guns are so bad, the  why am I dead?"
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 10/09/2026
> Claims to be pro life > Dies Curious
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
#directoryTraversalMemes
Gru's Plan meme from Despicable Me.

Panel 1:  "state of the art firewall"
Panel 2: "nextgen features"
Panel 3:  ../
Panel 4: a dump of /etc/passwd
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Bruh my dad is in on ai slop
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
He's completely fine, he only drunk rainwater that collected on the cover, and he was shooed off as soon as he was caught, so no damage was done.
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Tecmax @tecmax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirbay
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
"No, I didn't plagiarise it, I simply Found It In My Training Data"
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Moriel 🏳️‍⚧️ @moriel.chaosfem.tw.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
#penguins #linux #humor
Two photos taken by the same camera.  The top photo shows the interior of a tent with a man asleep in a thick sleeping bag.  The tent door is open and reveals a snowy landscape outside, possibly in Antarctica since there is a curious penguin just outside the tent looking in at the man.  The penguin is captioned saying "Mother of God, he's asleep!"

The second photo shows the same scene, but now there are 6 penguins and they have come inside the tent to look around while the man sleeps.  The caption on this image reads "Come in, quick, install Linux on all his devices!"
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bfaliszek @bfaliszek.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
WinRAR is more profitable than OpenAl
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
He is very thirsty. #Caturday #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon
My tabby and white cat drinking water from an inflatable swimming pool in the back garden.
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seb @sebastian.jittr.click.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
version of yt-dlp which turns videos into youtube poops, call that dl-ytp
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Haven't been promoting my site on #BandCampFriday cause I haven't been actually releasing any music of note for a while now. Still alive though. Might as well add #FairTradeMusicFriday as well since I have a mirlo as well the1goit.bandcamp.com/ mirlo.space/the1goit/
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The1goit
A 22 year old British boy with way too many hobbies and a bunch of orbs. This platform is one of the options you have when it comes to supporting me.
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Chrysanthos @chrysanthos.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Mow mow mow, mow mow mow mow... MOW! [It is sneptember, please get ready to... MOW!]
Caption: Get yo big ass tail out of the god damn
Photo of snow leopard
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Photo of borzoi dog laying in autumn leaves captioned "it's finally autism".
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 02/09/2026
You wouldn't forget to feed this cat, would you? ​:areonNNervous:​
Photo of a cat standing on a counter in a kitchen. The edge of the counter lines up with the edge of the cabinets in the background, making the cat look huge.
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
i'm starting a protest.
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Mastodon Engineering @mastodonengineering.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
We just released Mastodon v4.7.1, v4.6.7, v4.5.17 and v4.4.24. These include important security fixes. We encourage server administrators to update as soon as possible, especially if you are using LDAP, PAM or an external SSO for user authentication. Full release notes and update instructions […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 01/09/2026
When someone (including me) shares a bad thing a corporation did, this really emphatically does NOT mean you need to immediately drop everything and boycott that corporation. Do not be a victim of availability heuristic.
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
RE: wetdry.world/@matildalove/117178449… new loading screen unlocked
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mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
nothing chatgpt has ever regurgitated has been as funny as that time this shitty irc markov chain that used python pickles as its datastore posted `smoke a cigar the other way`
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Who amongst you made this? brutalist.report this is very cool.
brutalist.report
The Brutalist Report
The day's headlines delivered to you without bullshit.
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Bob Downie @geomannie.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
The petition for an independent commission on the electoral system has reached the front page of parliament’s petition site but it needs 100,000 names to get a parliamentary debate. We urgently need to ditch our antiquated FPTP voting system which disenfranchises most of the electorate. Please […]
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #BlackCat #BlackCats
My black cat on the windowsil looking at the camera.
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
ngl i did not have bill gates being more critical about ai than even linus torvalds on my 2026 bingo card.
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nytpu the wyvern @fedi.nytpu.com · 24/08/2026
I like how apparently dozens of people set up calendar alerts or automatic monitoring on Manjaro's certificate expiry (and were posting days in advance about it) and yet not one of the people on the project can manage to do the same
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 24/08/2026
HAPPY MANJARO CERTIFICATE EXPIRATION DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
A screenshot of a browser error page showing that manjaro.org's certificate has expired.
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
at least my cat is helping by purring as usual
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遥かなるラーメン三原則 @youneeform626.fedibird.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
#特に意味をなさない猫の計測 だいぶ長くなってた
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 24/08/2026
Someone tell the Manjaro guys about certbot
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
And the worst part is, its all my fault cause the algorithm is my following list.
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The1goit @the1goit.fedia.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Feeling like I doomscroll too much on fedi
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廃墟猫 🐈🌈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @haikyoneko.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Boys with their paws crossed. #cat #Norwegianforestcat #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #ねこ #猫
A grey and white tabby cat sleeping on the back of a grey sofa with all his legs crossed.A Norwegian forest cat sleeping on his side on a wood floor with his front paws crossed.
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