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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
FROM is so fucking good y'all. So fucking good. I want a million seasons and a movie.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The nice thing about having been unemployed for a year and a half is, when I'm in my writing era, I can sit down and bang out 2+k words in an hour because I'm not *fucking exhausted* constantly.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Please stop yelling at me like my conspiracy theory that Jessica Fletcher killed all those people is a negative theory. I said she (or her ghostwriter) killed all those people. I was not passing judgement on whether she was right
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This story continues to fuck me up every time I think about it but also: this is so unnerving.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How do you become friends with artists? Is it just like becoming friends with normal people?
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm sorry but this show is so fucking gay and if the main characters were men there would already be a thousand fic on AO3 for them but no. I am forced to suffer.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*standing up on the place* Okay so there's this TV show called Debris and in the two-parter episode there's this story, about a penguin and a soldier. Wait, let me back up, there's this TV show called Debris and I'm pretty sure they aired the episodes out of ord
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Gorge is such a cute movie and my face is just like :D! the whole time I'm rewatching it. They're *so cute*.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mechanic Housewife who is more concerned with doing art than her kids Alcoholic Housewife of some sort
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every so often I teach someone how to spin yarn on a spindle. And I always tell them that the first yarn you make will not be good yarn, and it's not meant to be, because right now you are not making wool into yarn, you're making yourself into a spinner.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
hell yeah willie www.chron.com/culture/musi...
chron.com
Texas data center boom gets a new foe: Willie Nelson
"The last thing we need is a loud, water thieving, light polluting, data center near our town."
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I once went to this fancy cheese shop in Boston and bought this 12 year cheddar that I've been lusting after ever since. The calcium lactate crystals were fucking perfection. I was in cheese heaven as I ate it. Hot damn.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think we should bring silent films back. Not ones already made, I mean we should be making them again. Just for shits and giggles.
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Wendy Sparrow @wendysparrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don't think Bluesky has as effective of an alert system going for before and after natural disasters. I hadn't even heard of the tornado. Wisconsin tornado causes extensive damage and cuts power to homes | AP News share.google/jmTpBOQCTFJS...
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Wisconsin tornado causes extensive damage and cuts power to thousands of homes
A tornado has struck northeastern Wisconsin, causing widespread damage and power outages. The National Weather Service confirmed Monday afternoon's tornado in Winnebago County.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
make Colin Farrell say this during a Sugar voiceover you COWARDS
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soleil ✵ #1 fingolfan @skywardstruck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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A tweet 

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir - "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon - doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

Above a classic comic of Calvin as tracer bullet private eye, a noir render with a detective cap and pistol behind a desk. The caption is YEAH, THAT'S ME, TRACER BULLET.
I'VE GOT EIGHT SLUGS IN ME.
ONE'S LEAD, AND THE REST ARE BOURBON. THE DRINK PACKS A WALLOP, AND I PACK A REVOLVER.
I'M A PRIVATE EYE.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ORSON WELLES (dismissively): Well, they blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey internet how do you know when a zucchini is done cooking (metaphorically) (I mean growing) (when can I pick my single (1) zucchini)?
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Was just reminded that this version of My Boy Builds Coffins exists and everyone should listen to it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl_j...
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RARE "My Boy Builds Coffins" (Demo / Alternate Version) - Florence and the Machine
YouTube video by rareflorence
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 18/07/2026
“You just get allergic to it, because the truth is there’s been this terrible trend for decades now of so many people writing in this disgusting, sentimental way saying what’s happening way too directly. “I’m sad because we never really talked…” Who the fuck says that, you know?” -Kenneth Lonergan
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Kenneth Lonergan on You Can Count on Me - Bright Wall/Dark Room
On the occasion of the 20th anniversary of 'You Can Count on Me,' writer/director Kenneth Lonergan sits down to talk at length about making his first movie.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@doombots.bsky.social
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brellom @brellom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't like that larper has become a new insult, considering larping is an actual cool and niche hobby, and we already had words like poser or performative loser.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
watching OPPENHEIMER as Christopher Nolan intended, projected onto a wall in a DOOM WAD running on a hacked ATM:
photoshop of oppenheimer playing on the wall of a doom wad inside an atm screen
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Also, if you want a good structural explanation of when trust in all the institutions started to 📉, the answer is Dec 12, 2000, when we learned our votes don't actually count & the baseline rules of the game weren't actually the rules of the game & the institutions were nothing but norms & duct tape
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Went out to water the garden and now my eyes are burning and I keep sneezing. Not cool, air, not cool.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All I want out of life is a proper enemies-to-lovers that is not The Thing I Wrote (Last Year). Make me believe they'd fucking kill each other if someone gave them weapons. Like, c'mon, none of this weakass business rivals, etc shit.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Describe your favorite musical as boringly as possible: Couple breaks up.
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A grindhouse Marvel movie where Shang Chi and Blade fight Dracula.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Vente Pa' Ca is stuck in my head and like. I know technically it was released in 2016, but c'mon what is this the 90s???? I can't believe Ricky Martin is still making music.
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's the most basic of litmus tests you're being asked to do nothing to not buy a book or a game or a piece of merch to live your life exactly the same way you did before that thing became available for purchase if NOTHING is too big an ask, you can't be counted on when it's time to do SOMEthing
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The dogs are *so* mad at the woodpecker (pilleated, I think?) that is pecking wood on the dead oak in my front yard.
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🫡
O'Brien in DS9 "He was more than a hero. He was a union man"
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
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Graeme Strachan @gstrachan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Perhaps overshadowed today by the tragic news about Sam Neill, but we also lost another great actor today: Wai Ching Ho. A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
hollywoodreporter.com
Wai Ching Ho, ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Iron Fist’ Actress, Dies at 83
She played crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel series.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thinking about the perfect version of the Riddler outside of comics and coming to the the conclusion it's one that sounds and acts exactly like Stewart from Letterkenny
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just think fried shrimp should be less delicious so I didn't have to eat them.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fellow authors: Without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? ~~A long time ago in a faraway land…~~ [Let us use markdown formatting on bsky 2k26 petition]
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Absolutely wild to me how much some of the knitted things in the Knitting & Crochet section of RtV are going for when the most complicated/hardest to knit one is barely over a hundred bucks: www.32auctions.com/organization... No accounting for taste I guess etc etc etc
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Fancy Beaded Shawl
Auction item 'Fancy Beaded Shawl' hosted online at 32auctions.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The only thing better than the Boston 4th of July fireworks are the fireworks you sometimes see on New Year's Eve at midnight, driving through the middle of nowhere on an interstate.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Taking horsemanship lessons is giving me a lot of thoughts about the human brain and mental illness and therapy but I am having a ridiculous amount of trouble putting them into like a cohesive string of thoughts.
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*laughs in a year and a half unemployed*
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Modern Family started airing in September 2009, when gay marriage was legal in only 5 states. I would argue that it very much did have a profound cultural impact: normalizing American mainstream audiences to the idea of gay couples as cringe suburbanite parents.
Tweet from @sweethelenade

Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wait, Vatican II is a real thing? Not a shitposting thing?
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The Wanlorn @the-wanlorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They should make doublestuf bullseyes.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/07/2026
They are the least chill organisation you have ever met in your entire life, more drama than the Vatican, but they’re not transphobic
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