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@thatstatboy.bsky.social
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The Richard Deitsch of Tealsky.

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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Herbert is shockingly bad
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DUUUUVVVVVAAAALLLLLLL
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The five best teams in football, according to ESPN's Football Power Index. Hello, Jaguars!
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DUUUUVVVVVAAAAAALLLLLLL
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Jags passing attack was awesome in the second half of last season…but they couldn’t run the ball. So far this year, they’re 5th in rushing success rate.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am really enjoying their downfall.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jags are really dominating this practice
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also YouTube golf has become a scourge!
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been waiting for those Good Good freaks to get exposed.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s a disease with these people. Sick, sick, sick.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 10/08/2026
dueling banjos kid
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cassidy should never experience a peaceful day for the rest of his life.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They should trade him immediately
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I mean honestly, who does Baker Mayfield think he is???
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
10 second clips of players warming up on grass. Football is finally here!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh shit i forgot that the company i just took public is supposed to “sell” things and have “customers”
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can’t make this shit up lol
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good stuff on Jarrian Jones here. Also confirms what we already know, Buster Brown and Jourdan Lewis balled out.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
All right guys, I would love your assistance. I've posted a 10-minute video recapping the extent to which Jeff Pearlman's Ruben Rivera video plagiarizes the visuals from my own video on him from 2021. There are 23 instances in which his editor lifted from me, and you can see them all in this.
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Jeff Pearlman's Ruben Rivera video sure is familiar...
YouTube video by Velodus
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ossof really cooked here but it’s also striking listening to this after listening to Durbin stumble and shake through his questioning.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 03/06/2026
I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@sportinfo247.bsky.social @pro-football-reference.com Hey random question: Can you explain how Seth Payne racked up a 15 AV season in 2000? I’m doing a project on the 100 best individual seasons in Jags history and this one seemed off.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@aaronschatz.com Hey Aaron, I’ve got a weird question. How did Seth Payne’s 2000 season rack up a 15 AV? His numbers from that year seem pretty benign.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21/05/2026
📸 Donald Trump speaks to members of the media as he arrives at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, U.S., May 20, 2026. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Completely wild guess based on nothing except the Jags requesting a 5 week break from Everbank. @BAL WSH @IND CLE @DAL HOU - London PHI- London BYE @TEN IND - TNF @CIN NWE - MNF @NYG TEN @CHI @DEN - SNF PIT @HOU
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Mike Silver @mikesilver.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m told that while the Jaguars are exploring options to trade into the first round, they do not involve using any of their current players as capital @theathletic.com
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My god, Rory!
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lmaoooo
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i had to briefly log into twitter for last week for the first time in almost two years and holy SHIT i'm worried about anyone that has continued to mainline that. swimming through bots and racists and racist bots
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/03/2026
cal gas, route 17, jacksonville, florida, 1979
cal gas, route 17, jacksonville, florida, 1979
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
👍
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hopefully the football gods curse the ravens after this.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Someone needs to do it.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’m going to shoot these clouds.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
ATL ✈️ HNL
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Please for the love of god [REDACTED]
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
8 spam calls in the last 20 minutes.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’ve re-watched that halftime show roughly 582130519 times.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/02/2026
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
God damn that was fun.
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Are Schefter or Rapaport gonna report on Tisch and Kraft or nah?
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
LFG
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Too lazy to scroll. I thought Trevor was a first alternate?
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 25/01/2026
Teams during regular season that were above 0% DVOA on offense and below 0% DVOA on defense: Rams, Colts, Lions, Seahawks, Chiefs, Jaguars, Broncos, and Steelers. (In order by offense)
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Won’t have to worry about elements next year when the playoffs go through Duval county.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
rocking the NFC Pro Bowl hat Rob Lowe-style to root against the Patriots at the Super Bowl watch party
a hat with the NFC logo on it
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Dan @thatstatboy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
These playoffs have been painful to watch.
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