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Maddy

@thatonemaddy.bsky.social
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Feminist killjoy. Leftist shrew. Millennial burnout. Bay Area native/apologist. Politics, comedy, art, animals, & witchy stuff. She/her Opinions are my own & pretty good.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 02/10/2026
Turns out every accusation is a confession. Anyway vote Nithya 2026 for a mayor who doesn’t do petty bullshit like this
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the White Sox win the World Series a year after a Chicago guy became the pope, I’ll consider believing in the Catholic God again.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ dude
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man… making ads for Democratic campaigns must be the easiest job in the world right now
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100% this
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have zero sympathy for the Mueller people who were gigantic babies at the end of the day, but we should let this Jack Smith guy get a second crack at it.
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve never known any goose to be silly. In my experience, they’re mostly just menacing.
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone with a mild form of narcolepsy, I can say that it has been devastating. Knowing that I will never wake up in the morning feeling rested, that I will always require significantly more sleep than most people, that without medication I’d be fighting to stay awake during the day. It’s awful.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/09/2026
Being a leftist means taking big shots. And making them.
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bezos really doesn’t want you guys to cover anything that’s happening, huh
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My neck my back Whenever I move they crack I’m old as fuck Please help me up I’m stuck
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No Pepsi is NOT ok (in this scenario I’m Pepsi)
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Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I caught the cutest thing ever on the Katmai bear cams
A photo of a large brown bear, taken from behind, laying on the ground with her back legs splayed out. Her two cubs are laying against her right side, both using her butt as a pillow. They're laying next to a river
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They should invent ADHD that doesn’t post to social media at 3:47 AM
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not sure if this will get traction, but anything will help. A close friend’s sister-in-law passed away earlier this month from cancer. We’re raising money for her husband and two young daughters. Please consider donating if you are able ❤️
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Donate to Love and Care for Mitchell, Kayla, and Sasha, organized by Britt Hayse
Hello Friends and Family of the Moshell Family, We are sad to have … Britt Hayse needs your support for Love and Care for Mitchell, Kayla, and Sasha
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should make a push for mass cancellation of Disney+, Hulu, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount, HBO Max, Amazon Prime and Apple. They have all increased their prices as people are struggling to pay rent, groceries and gas. Guarantee you they'll respond to a massive boycott. All they care about is $$$
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats -Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program -Cracked down on bad landlords -Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services This is what leadership looks like.
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
San Francisco progressives: who are we supporting in the CA-11 election? I share a lot of positions with Connie Chan, but she’s pro-reopen the Great Highway which SUCKS. I like Scott Wiener, aside from him being lowkey shady towards pro-Palestine activists. But he endorsed Warren in 2020. Idk?
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let this sink his presidential ambitions 🤞🤞
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
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Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 22/09/2026
John Oliver is right: One huge company shouldn’t own your doctor, your insurer, and your pharmacy – AND get to squeeze every penny out of you at each step.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
forty years of darkness! earthquakes, volcanoes, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together! if you're scratching your head at this "news," well, it's because i made it up.
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone who married a native Minnesotan, I can confidently say that Minnesotans’ pride in their home state is genuinely unrivaled. Though, I think it’s safe to assume that plenty of Minnesotans are embarrassed of Michele Tafoya.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
"For a man whose academic field was built largely on faulty studies to ignore the intellectual fraud in his circle and lash out at people like Arday for bad scholarship – well, psychologists used to call that projection" @virginiaheffernan.bsky.social www.thenerve.news/p/steven-pin...
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From celebrity intellectual to anti-woke outlaw: how Steven Pinker lost his way
The pop psycholgist’s new book seems to betray a lurking fear of others’ criticism – about his Epstein links, his manosphere admirers and his discredited former field of study, writes Virginia Heffern...
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably both. 20 year old me thought the road to happiness would be climbing the corporate ladder and attaining a certain status. I think she’d be impressed that we found our way to happiness, but slightly disappointed that it wasn’t through material things.
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So when’s the Sasquatch task force?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YES LET'S GOOOO
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big ups to Delta Airlines for trying to put my family in a sketchy motel with no crib when we repeatedly told them our only requirement was a crib for our 15 month old.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's gonna be an lol from me dawg.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
my take on the ocarina of time remake is that it looks fun and i am excited to play it with my children
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gas might be $6 a gallon but at least it’s not giving you explosive diarrhea
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Maddy @thatonemaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disgruntled lesbians are some of my favorite people so this honestly slaps
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