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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸

@thatoceansmell.bsky.social
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no timetable. Dog x2. Kid x1. Mass tourism event wrangler. Coastal warrior.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry for yelling “Shagadelic, baby!” during your Mom’s funeral. And for wearing my Austin Powers costume
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got two because of the divorce @beetlemoses.bsky.social
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You do not want to be the first batter up after the dance sequence when MadBum is on the mound
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Madison Bumgarner should join the Banana League as the ultimate heel.
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lol, Padres.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 06/10/2026
do you even teeter on the brink bro
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ghostbusters. The zuul beasts scared the shit outta me
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 03/10/2026
think the worst part of being single is probably the endless silence, how i long for an annoying bitch who wont shut the fuck up
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we need a ramsey bolton of the left
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Skank Dnb Dance Party
ALT: Skank Dnb Dance Party
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to find a therapist that isn't so hot it is obvious I picked them because they are hot
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worked out so hard I made my nipples weep
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone stanning Newsom in September of 2026 cannot possibly have anything I need to see over the next however many years we all even have left
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at the people in the Beer Garden, full of self loathing I’m one of them
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m starting to think The President is an old bitch
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So like, we live in the age of Ultron now? That kinda sucks
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AMERICA BABY. U-S-EHEYYYYYYYY
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Declare a mistrial on deez nutz
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Network tv used to front load the daily schedules with reruns
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apology not accepted
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What does it mean when the girl you’re crushing on gets drunk and rolls around on you?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weird how you never hear about police department layoffs
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This looks like he died
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
Homeland Security 7
@DHSgov
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Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pop quiz hot shot: What’s the first book in The Chronicles of Narnia?
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bitches always be feeling like they’re drowning
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 12/08/2026
new chart for people to start arguing about
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Darryl Strawberry is in attendance at Busch Stadium tonight to see the Phillies, managed by Don Mattingly, and the Cardinals. When was the last time we had two or more of the stars of "Homer at the Bat" in the same stadium?
Darryl strawberry batting on the Simpsons Don mattingly wearing a red hat on the Simpsons
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh shit have you guys heard of this Odyssey movie?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I just loved this one so much.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How will Democratic socialist Abdul El-Sayed’s victory impact the Michigan senate race? We asked four MAGA voters at a fundamentalist church in northern Idaho.
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ll barely be keeping it together and this MF I meet at work wants to talk about transient killer whales. Like MF, let me mope
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Look, don’t go to The Hospital of Emotions because it cost like $50 plus parking in order to see a lot of AI slop. It is housed in the old St. Vincent Hospital and honestly, I think that part of LA could use a functioning hospital more than a grift.
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spent this weekend checking out art in Los Angeles. Get a load of this guy.
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Baja blast, neat. Make it a double
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti
Alt: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal lecter in silence of the lambs
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bythepeople1863.bsky.social @bythepeople1863.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Food prices have risen 33% since 2019 and ground beef is up 79% since then due to Covid, supply chain issues and corporate greed. What needs to be tracked is the increase in corporate profits since then to see who took advantage of those issues to gouge the public.
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WAR! with Iran?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
its interesting how the people hoarding all our money for themselves are all like “in a few years the rest of you wont even need any money for retirement”
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Destroyed it
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It is fucking pho night in America
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Man, fuck your couches
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gruel crew unite
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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That Ocean Smell 🇵🇸 @thatoceansmell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
David Bowie coming out of self imposed exile on Dagobah
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