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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everybody has the right to vote in secret, but that doesn't mean you can't tell everyone how you vote. Now might be a good time for libs to set up community groups so they can contact each other and compare published results with what they collectively know the numbers should be.

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Make a and maga Dictators of the United states

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you boil rice, lentils, and a small amount of green veg, you can live off that everyday. You may think I'm mad, but half the world does it.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This lamda could have been a for loop

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Going on a crime spree. Y'all want anything?

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'll happily recommend you follow Babe Ruthless, & I'm definitely nobody

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They don't know your password, they store hashes. It's a good to learn how works. They can check your password but they don't have it.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

STOP ASKING FOR MY PASSWORD YOU ALREADY KNOW IT ANYWAY

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have ann increasingly concerning carbon footprint from burning onions.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Given the current political climate, pop stars should stop singing "I love you baby"

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I learned today that in Spain, Women can get Naproxen without prescription, because when a women says it fucking hurts, it fucking does. And men can not get Naproxen without prescription, because they are complaining lame pussies. Fairs. By and large, Spain does things right.

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smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social @smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"I recently bought a toilet brush... Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper."

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Que pena. Tenía graffiti tan guapa. Hasta hoy parece que falta vida, es esteril y limpio. Una gran nada donde había un gran algo. ACAB

Building that used to have a huge famous graffiti in Barcelona

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They really press my buttons. Especially the little one at the back of my throat that makes me vomit.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: bit.ly/4pcoTaU #Viz #Comedy #Humour

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There just ain't enuf good guys anymore 😢

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Younity @younityuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

🚗☀️ Solar panels are moving beyond rooftops. Chinese automotive glass manufacturer Fuyao Glass says it now has mass-production capabilities for vehicle-integrated solar roofs, with PV cells built directly into laminated car glass.

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Chinese automotive glass giant announces vehicle-integrated solar roof - pv magazine Global

Fuyao Glass has confirmed mass-production capabilities for solar sunroof glass, with photovoltaic cells embedded in laminated automotive glass to power auxiliary vehicle loads. While reports have link...

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I saw so much amazing art today there's no way I'm going to bore you with all of it but this made me laugh

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I spent 30 years learning to write code, thanks to AI, my skills are now 100% dead. I have become expert in a new field by not being bitter. IMHO artists should ask themselves am I skilled? or am I creative? (or both) Because AI will never be creative.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You can't link to a comment and it's reply, but this is gold.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

All USA's problems would be solved if politicians and the C suite had to retire at 65.

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Frode #Fella @frodehommedal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

En ukrainsk drone blir skutt ned av russland over en strand nær en krigssone og det blir nyheter i Norge som får det til å høres om ukraina kunne ha gjort dette med vilje. Og i mellomtiden jakter russiske styrker sivile med droner hver jævla dag. De kaller det #HumanSafari.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Siempre quisé un caganet de Jason Stratham, mas grande major.

6 story Caganet of Jason Stratham shitting in a container crate

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Market news: Taylor Farms put in a bid to buy the Irish company Guinness. Seems like diversification, but TF are expecting synergies in their legal departments dealing with explosive diarrhea.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Ojo: Nuevo regalas de Brexshit. Tarda otra hora y medio para pasar el checkin a Eukei ahora en El Prat. No se puede hacerlo en el Internet. Traiga un buen libro

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

For years people have been dressing up as the opposite sex for shits n giggles. In the UK now, it's just for giggles

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Yamal es un puto héroe 😍 Deservedly happy kids: they earned that win, working together, technically superior, psychologically collective, athletically hardcore, cool in the face of aggression, unfazed by rough justice. Keep the faith team: fair play wins in the long run.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Look, I know Europeans get accused of being smug all the time, but I'm just eating lettuce.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/07/2026

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hurrah for two factor authentication! I wouldn't want anyone maliciously shitposting nonsense in my name.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Therapist: and what do we do when we are angry Me: wax on wax off Therapist: NO

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𝕆𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 @thefaeolive.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When my mom behaves I reward her with little tidbits of information about my life

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Ian Lahey @ilahey.com · 16/07/2026

Never date a tennis player — love means nothing to them.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You don't need a "right to repair", We have an obligation repair. Fuck Apple. My mixer, fixed by a lovely, talented, retired, slightly surly old gosser who just won't stop fixing stuff. 😍

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

You just got a new fan Jordan.

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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 16/07/2026

This isn’t a movie scene. It’s Canada. Ontario’s skies glow from devastating wildfires, forcing communities to live with fear & uncertainty. Thinking of everyone affected & grateful to the firefighters & first responders risking everything 🇨🇦❤️ #Canada #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance #OntarioWildfires

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

going back into work after my break almost lost my balance from just walking in imaginary clown shoes was relieved that nobody saw until i remembered the camera at the front door

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Dear @mayor.nyc.gov can you please arrange impromptu watch parties in the case of a Spanish win. So the whole of NY can watch Trump eat humble pie, and personally hand the cup to a Muslim from Spain.

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

No es pot ni sacar un catalan de Cataluña

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Teknopaul @teknopaul.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

They say "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" but I swear I just saw one running around the park with wheels for legs.

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