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TehEagle1

@teheagle1.bsky.social
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Asocial loser with possible mental issues. 29. Spending my free time attempting to play catch-up with my years-long YT backlog and playing video games. Mostly here to follow people I like until I figure out what else I want to do with this place.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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zoë @zo-e.xyz · 20h
okay so this anecdote in Margaret's obituary has me crying because this is exactly what it's like being in tech and trying to anticipate failures and having men basically tell you you're being hysterical and then you have to fix it later
"the Lauren error": One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with the command module simulator at the
Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight - which
crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch P01 during flight.
She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that's exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were integrated into the program. This was an early example of "defensive" programming, the
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spectralidax.bsky.social @spectralidax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Planet Shark Kickstarter is live ❤️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/daf...
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 22h
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Nyek London @stupidhoroscope.bsky.social · 19h
No matter what AI does, they'll never be able to shake the problem that the people that prompt shit into it are the most uncreative motherfuckers you'll ever meet. Actual creative people actually enjoy the *process* of learning and growing, even if they never shut up about how much they hate it.
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 19h
they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote
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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 17h
Started reading a Gears of War novel and I was completely unprepared for the realness
From Aspho Fields by Karen Traviss 

“Well, shit," Cole said cheerfully. "I had my fortune stashed here."
Cole had been a pro thrashball star, a rich man in a world long gone. Wealth was measured in skills and barter now. He always treated his worthless millions as a big joke; he could find humor in just about any situation. But there was nothing much left to buy that a Gear needed. Dom decided that when life returned to normal-even after fourteen years, he had to think that it could—he'd follow Cole's example and treat money as easy come, easy go. People were what mattered. You couldn't replace them, and they didn't earn interest. They just slipped away a day at a time, and you had to make the most of every precious moment.
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🔥🗡️ MoriBOO! 👻🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐾 @moriblu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just LOVE being neurodivergent sometimes 🙃😅
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what a fantastic all-timer thread on this phenomena and the psychology behind it I think about this all the time and not understanding this is the difference between successful liminal horror, and just horrorslop. liminal horror is about the baked-in hostility of public spaces we millenials saw die
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 06/10/2026
I know we are entering new worlds of psychological damage, but I don't think anyone was ready for the mental toll of "you can literally never be excited or afford anything ever again"
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GC is Doing Whatever @gcvazquez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's hours a month. I'm reminded of when cloud gaming was first introduced as a concept, and people naively thought this was a great thing for people without the machines to run newer games. As if the companies offering this wouldn't work to make said hardware inaccessible/price gouge you.
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 06/10/2026
I don't want infinite personalized anything. I want arts crafted by people who aren't me. Who aren't catering to me. Who have different perspectives and ideas from me. This is the most boring proposition ever. Tech bros are boring. Harmful, hateful, and boring.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"AI lets you focus on the higher level ideas!!" because we all grew up dreaming of becoming managers and CEOs we all know the real artists at the very highest level are the shareholders, famously full of amazing ideas
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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a Mae of blood @eversonpoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's almost like spewing hate constantly affects people negatively huh, who would have thought?
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Éibhear Ó hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org · 05/10/2026
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me that all those "you should need a government ID to access the internet" people are rethinking this position now. [We know they aren't. Ed.]
The first two paragraphs of the linked-to story:

"Denmark has suffered a major data breach that has given unauthorised individuals access to names, addresses and personal identification numbers belonging to about 8.8 million people registered in the country’s central population database.

"The breach occurred after unidentified individuals misused a private Danish company’s legitimate access to search the Central Person Register (CPR), the government said in a statement Monday."
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S4LT! 🔞 ❰kinktober grind❱ @s4ltorii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I must admit I find it sooooooooooo interesting that before she came out as a Terf, it was soooooooo normal to dunk on HP fans, it was the "Disney Adult" insult before, but suddenly we, trans ppl&allies, have to coddle their feelings. I wonder why that is?
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have some good news folks!
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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sad disco @fitivarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's okay for me to post it because I was just telling you that you can't post it. I'm not actually saying that I just letting you know you can't post that.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 05/10/2026
it would be a better use of time to draw literally anything else. genuinely anything. it would be more artistically valuable to open up ms paint and draw pomni giving chica the chicken an oiled up foot massage with zero references. it would be more interesting if you drew rocket monkeys fanart
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 05/10/2026
the nsfw art trend of the week being a genderbend harry potter character that people are referring to with a portmanteau of the characters name and a misogynistic slur is ridiculously on the nose. it feels like some outlandish parody where someone tried to think of the most soulless thing possible
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 03/10/2026
"Hey, did you know? Mechs look super cool when they're in the rain! 🎶" Armored Core: 4 & For Answer Rayleonard Aaliyah cosplay via: fixupx.com/11Vadu/statu...
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Almond @almondsquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine how humiliating it must be for an ad company to demand content changes to a site like FA, only for that to cause the ads viewers to literally pay -more- money directly to FA to get the advertiser to fuck off. Like, the money was there all you had to do was not fuck with it.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The eggplant classic
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To the untrained eye it might look like there’s something wrong with me, but it looks that way to the professionals too.
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Mike 🍁 @thewarrenisempty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Evergreen
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Pecu's Cave 🔞 @pekuma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you ever feel bad for hoarding instant ramen seasoning packets just remember that the slender snipe eel is hoarding more vertebrae than any other animal alive despite having its asshole one inch away from its head.
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butterfly. ☭ 🇵🇸🔻🇮🇪 @gothgf.rip · 08/02/2026
small crab eating a grape (important)
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DTstat @dtstat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deadlock is artistically a very impressive game but if I had to play a shooter with intensive aiming for 30 minutes to get 4 kills I would shove a stick of dynamite up my ass and light it
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone say thank you to the Switch 2 for making Capcom remember how to optimize a video game
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Carro1001🇧🇷 🔞 @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
all it took for artists to forget harry potter is made by the most evil mf is some stupid r63 thing bro oh my goddddd just leave that franchise to die dont ever draw fanart or anything related to it dude come on
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
RFK Jr just coming straight out and admitting that the purpose of genAI is to allow fascists to pretend that inconvenient truths aren't true. Sounds to me like a good reason to ban it at once!
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These fools think people wanted isolated, hyper individual lives/experience when art (visual, textual, music, etc) is about connection and communication between people.
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 29/09/2026
"An artificial intelligence-generated episode of Doctor Who was “pretty good,” according to BBC Director General Matt Brittin." What a desirable future that is. Soon there will be shows created entirely by machines for machines, which will generate tons of content!! Hallelujah.
deadline.com
'Doctor Who': BBC's Matt Brittin Says He Has Watched AI Episode
An artificial intelligence 'Doctor Who' was sent to the BBC's Matt Brittin and he said it was "pretty good"
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Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky @mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.
"The year is 2030. It's a rainy Saturday afternoon. You've just finished mining 30 obsidian ore playing Crypto Crush Saga, a match-3 mobile game.
You open up The Elder Chains Online and feel a rush of excitement. Your school buddy has spent years becoming a Master Blacksmith, and he has agreed to turn 10 obsidian into an Obsidian Battlestaff, a HUGE upgrade over the Mithril Mace you’ve been wielding for the last months.
It’ll take him an hour or so. In the meantime, you log into Clash of Guilds, and use the remaining obsidian to upgrade your town hall to the next level. 
That should keep your village safe for now.
You wish you could fast forward time to tonight. Your Guild has plans to go for a deep run into the wilderness in Old School Rune Chains, and your prospects of a successful run (and great loot) have never been better.
All guild members have been spending the past 2 weeks grinding for better weapons, and you’ve agreed (through a vote) to use the Guild treasury to buy everyone a new full set of Red Dragonhide Armor.
Tonight’s objective is to kill the level 128 Frost Giant hiding in the Cave of Sorrow. He has a 5% chance of dropping an Immaculate Orb of Brilliance, of which there are currently only 4 in existence.
The Orb can be used as a power source in an upcoming space exploration game, and should give your guild a great advantage in reaching distant galaxies first. A 5% drop rate is low, but you’re feeling optimistic.
In the distance, you hear a faint 'BloCkChAIn doEsNT bRiNg AnYtHiNg nEW tO gAmES'. You shrug, and join your friends in the Discord voice channel.

Life is good."
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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