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TeeshaRoo

@teesharoo.bsky.social
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Wildly anxious pre-k teacher, mum, and curler.

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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love having friends over. I hate the aftermath left in my kid's playroom. She leaves it a bit of a mess sometimes, but it is controlled chaos. She spent days cleaning things up. Sorted Lego sets into individual bins. Disassembled her marble run and sorted marbles into their correct tins.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not proud of it, but we ordered Maccas when we were in Japan. (Look, YOU deal with a hungry six year old when the only open restaurants are izakaya.) It was... Pretty good, honestly! I had the ebikatsu burger & it was delicious. I didn't feel awful afterwards. It was... Yeah, good! Compared to...
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why is it always 2 in the morning when the smoke detectors decide to act up?
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs: My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I found Nirvana's MTV Unplugged album yesterday, and haven't listened to it in ages. My Geriatric Millennial ass gave it a listen today, and a) still great as a whole b) Where Did You Sleep Last Night still gives me goosebumps. It is beautiful and raw and just an amazing piece of music.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Somewhat encouraged that our pediatrician yesterday answered my question of whether anything is going to change with kiddo getting vaccines with: "Pfft, no! Idiots."
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There it is.
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B. Clay Moore @bclaymoore.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Somehow Donald Trump turned a bad day for U.S. soccer into one of the most embarrassing days in the history of U.S. sports, and crushed the good vibes around a great tournament. Nice work, asshole.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if the card is yellow, you just bumped the fellow if the card is red, you wanted him dead
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If anyone near you is crying about sports this is probably how they feel
I want to visit Cabo verde; I want to obtain Cabo verdean
citizenship, I want to shake a Cabo verdean's hand
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Counterpoint: shun AI, it is not an essential skill in education, and is in fact anti-education.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I answered a question on social media about sumo tickets. And offered to provide more info via DM. The person took me up in it. And that's how I ended up in an hour long chat with a stranger from Hobart, whose Dad is also from my hometown. Just... a random connection with a stranger. Lovely.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm now fully invested in F1 racing, and need to choose a favourite driver. Piastri is my Aussie guy. Hamilton is flashy. Antonelli is a wunderkind. But George Russell has *insanely* pretty eyes, my word.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oof. Asian hubby just applied for his ETA to Australia. The application requires a live photo taken on the app. And included, for him, the *Asian guy*, "open eyes more". ETA granted, all is good. But ouch...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
op-ed with author photo

Vox
Why we don't actually want a world without mosquitoes

(Picture of a mosquito)
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Our neighbours are... fine. Definitely not great. And definitely not remotely considerate of their neighbourhood. (I also have piping hot tea on them.) Their lights on their house are insane. And I hate to be that person, but I am debating filing a complaint. Because FFS...
A snapshot of the Borough of Paramus, NJ ordinances, particularly item O on Article XXV, Nuisances. The text reads "maintaining stationary lights other than Publix street lighting which have light output of such magnitude and/or direction as to cause discomfort or injury to health." The words lights, lighting, and light are highlighted in yellow.In a black room, light can be seen through the side and bottom gaps of a blackout shade. The light is blueish white.

The window is situated next to a bed.A backyard is brightly lit on an otherwise dark night. Some light is from roofline can lights. The light reaches from the house to the rear fence.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
For science, I decided to buy a merino wool shirt for summer and travel. It is not a super warm day today. But so far it has been delightfully comfortable, not at all itchy, not at all hot to wear, and it fits nicely. $40 for a shirt is a bit above budget, but I might have to buy another one.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The pre-k craft theme for June is Oops All Rainbows 😏 🏳️‍🌈
Pages from supermarket catalogues are arranged on a table. Lined up on the right are eight cups of paint with coordinated paintbrushes. From top to bottom, the colours are red, pink, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, blue, and purple.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That moment of confusion and then panic when you get an order update and shipping confirmation from an address you don't recognize ordering anything from. Then the moment of relief and joy when you remember it's the Documentary Now book and it will probably arrive for Father's Day.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No, YOU were crying in today's staff meeting.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
For it to be a good school year, as a teacher, you'd ideally have two out of these three: - classroom sailing (mostly) smoothly - supportive, or at least chill, parents - a cohesive team to work with If one isn't going well, the other two can get you through. Me? Currently all three are on fire.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The hunt for a new job is underway in earnest. If you could spare some good luck and positive vibes, please and thank you, that would be much appreciated.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Help, please. PDPs are due tomorrow. Mine are submitted. I already make newsletters, flyers, sit in meetings then report back... I truly do not want to stay late to meet the almost inevitable request for help with the other teachers' PDPs. How do I politely say "figure it out yourself..."?
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Happy birthday to my Dad, who sees this team jersey, can't read or remember it, and thinks it says Hammerducks.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They got that FRESH catnip, straight from the garden. And lost their tiny little minds.
Two black and white cats sniff curiously at a ripped and scrunched leaf of catmint. Oreo, a black and white cat, rolls around on an oak floor, white paws and belly up, rubbing on catmint leaf pieces that are scattered around her.Mallomar, a white and black cat, rubs her cheek on a piece of fresh, green catmint.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Paw is up, treats are wanted.
A black and white cat sits on a timber floor, with her right front paw lifted off the floor while she looks up. This is her "feed me" pose, and it works better than I care to admit.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Getting to the afterlife and having your heart weighed by Daniel Tiger.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It's the great time post-dentist when you realize your teeth are shit, your endocrine system is shit, your reproductive system is shit, but you have things to do and family to entertain for the next few weeks, so you'd better put that smiling face on and pretend it is ALL FINE.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Thoughts while watching a high school production of Matilda in New Jersey... Oh... this kid went for an "English" accent, huh? Interesting choice. Oh... Ohhhhh. The whole cast is doing English accents. Oh. Oh my. [Teeth gnashing] FFS SAY TO-MAH-TO! COMMIT TO THE BIT! It was... Something.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My parents arrive on Friday, and there are planes crashing, pilots dying, and ICe patrolling airports and I am worried sick.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Box AND Sunbeam? She hit the real estate jackpot.
A small white and black cat's face peeks over the edge of a brown cardboard box. She is bathed in sunlight that is making her ears glow pink.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My husband (English teacher) hates puns. (I KNOW!) And yet! When he comes home, he sings a Who parody to/for our cats. "We don't have food again..."
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Give me my fucking hour back. I need it
an exhausted orange cat, on a pillow, yawning widely
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Anyway. Here's a pretty sky.
A late sunset in New Jersey.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Am I in line? Oh, no, sorry, go ahead. I'm just having an existential breakdown in Barnes and Noble. Sorry.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Grandpa: boilermaker at a sugar mill, volunteered as a surf lifesaver, dabbled (quite successfully at his club and local level) in lawn bowls. Grandad: sugar cane farmer, avid fisherman (in the river that bordered the farm, and had barramundi), and a Freemason.
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Robert Ramsay @robertramsay.org · 01/03/2026
put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling - @katefeetie on Twitter
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Aanand @aanand.style · 01/03/2026
I will destroy her
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It is the wee one's first year in Chinese school. And I jumped way out of my comfort zone and joined the all-parent volunteer Dragon Dance group. Today we performed for the Lunar New Year celebration. It was incredibly fun, and I am now exhausted.
A short-haired blonde woman, dressed in red, stands on a stage, holding a bamboo pole attached to a golden Chinese dragon tail.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Botanically accurate fruit salad?
A cup of fruit salad sits atop a table. In the cup you can see melon, mango, grapes, strawberries, and, inexplicably, tomatoes.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
💥💥💥💥💥
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hey #curling people. Our club (Plainfield, New Jersey) is chasing one more team for our Jersey Curlz bonspiel. Friday 3/27 to Sunday 3/29 3 game guarantee All meals Cheese tasting $440 per team entry Want to come, curl, & eat cheese but don't have a team? Let me play matchmaker! Did I mention 🧀?
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Presenting: my fave annual lesson, always on a post-snow delayed opening day. It incorporates four senses to observe snow, descriptive language, sensory play, exploration of changes in matter, reasoning, prediction, and mixing primary colors. I'm very proud of it. 🥹 #EduSky #PreK
Children's hands manipulate ziplock bags filled with snow, and two primary colors of paint. One child is poking the snow with one finger, one is bashing it with a fist, and one is scrunching it with all of their fingers. It is a STEAM lesson on matter and primary colour mixing, disguised as goofing around in pre-k.
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Guess who signed up to skip at a bonspiel the weekend her parents arrive from Australia...
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Why it is so hard to just "take a day" as a teacher... Spend an hour writing lesson plans, just for no sub to pick up. Need to call the district behaviorist from home because a kid is hitting everyone. Even out of the classroom you can't escape the classroom. Would have been easier to go in.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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TeeshaRoo @teesharoo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Everything is so political. We're athletes." Oh wah, boo pucking hoo, history would like a word with you. Peak entitled white guy 💩 right there. US Men's hockey team stays in the bin.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
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