iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Sumita Pahwa @sumitapahwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Proposal for a new reality TV show: Have a tech bro use LLMs to plan out all of Christmas, from gift shopping for family members to the meal, to guest lists, parties etc. and see what happens. He is then trapped with everyone he has pissed off for a full month.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Air quality's not THAT bad," he said all summer.... Just washed the outside windows and, hoo boy, we got some filth. Pulling this much dirt from something that appears clear gives me a sense of what fire season does to lungs. Yuck.

A disgustingly dirty cloth used to wash outside surface of windows.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Today I learned that bears float.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Honouring Tim Curry by teaching my cats how to do The Time Warp dance. It's going as well as you think it is.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/08/2026

I just typed out a comment to a post, re-read it, thought "Oh, right, I'll look like a fucking creep if I post that" and then deleted it, which is a reminder that the reason I came up with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" is because I need the warning as much if not more than other folks

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Consider how the average person parks. Now consider that it's information that those people are putting into the internet that are feeding AI algorithms.

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N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

FYI -- there's a sale on at Bookshop! You can find all my works there, including some translations. You can even pre-order my forthcoming "Red Dirt Witch" gn adaptation! Buying from Bookshop is a great way to support indie bookstores. bookshop.org/beta-search?...

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Bookshop.org US

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Eisenhower would beat the living shit out of pretty much everyone in the West Wing right now. LBJ would intercept anyone grabbing a chair and finish them off. Kennedy would cheer them on while also banging their wives and/or husbands. Nixon and Reagan would be crying about decorum on their podcast

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

This is a great example of both the usual reasons crypto sucks (irrevocable automated instant transfers are bad) and ALSO the reasons AI is fundamentally insecure and you should never ever let it within a hundred yards of anything mission-critical or valuable.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

A pub for readers. Essentially a library with a bar. And...... No. Fucking. TVs.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Pizza is just a fancy open-faced grilled cheese sandwich.

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Proloe 🌙🧚‍♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I've seen & read interviews that mention that over the years he's consistently made exercise and music a big part of his daily routine. I dare say, he may be on to something with that.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/02/2026

Violets are blue Roses are red Someday it will happen And he will be

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/01/2026

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

perfect metaphors don’t exis—

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robynhitchcock.bsky.social @robynhitchcock.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

My function as an artist is not to be popular, or even understood, but simply to be enjoyed.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Mr Poirot in Mischief on the Nile

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

Mr Men x Agatha Christie crossover with Little Kiss Marple in Muddle at the Vicarage

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Reposting this…for reasons.

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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Timeline cleanse: I present a series of photos of irritated animals

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/06/2025

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

"Do you like my LLM?" I do not like it Sam Altman I do not like your LLM I would not like it here or there I would not like it anywhere I do not like you Sam Altman I will not use your LLM I will not use it in a car I will not use it with a mouse I will not use it in a tree Sam Altman you let me be

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Evidence that music school was not a waste of time and money: The leaf blower frequency is between B flat and B natural. Also, fuck leaf blowers. Hey, trees ! Hurry up and get naked.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

🏆 This goes in my collection of top tier insults.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I also had an entirely adequate science education, and recommend rocks in your pockets. Just the average amount will do. Also, if you're being raptured and have size 13 feet and good taste in footwear, leave your address in the comments.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it: Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.

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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

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Victor Maristane @maristane.com · 17/08/2025

I'm all for transhumanism but gAI ain't it. Weakening our brains and ceding more control to megacorporations over our culture isn't augmenting us, it's diminishing us. All cyber, no punk.

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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

For me, it's the Reply All people. Every. Damn. Time.

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Mark Shaw 🇨🇦✌️🇪🇺 @markshawtoronto.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for motorists when they see a bike lane

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

There's no algorithm on Bluesky, but we do have themes. Or so it seems

A photo of two skeets in a row making jokes about memory

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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Superman didn’t “go woke.” Star Wars didn’t “go woke.” Sesame Street didn’t “go woke.” They were always woke, you’re just fucking stupid.

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Paul N. Edwards @avastmachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

That last line hits hard

@MichellCClark:
they made healthcare a commodity, education a debt trap, and housing a speculation market-then told you that poverty is a personal failing. they privatized survival and called it freedom.

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Splitcoil @splitcoil.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I'm just the billionth person to say it, but we collectively seem to learn so very little, to understand so little of what we see, and forget what little we understand so quickly. Soul sick.

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teemcp @teemcp.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

How do I nominate this for insult of the year?

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Katherine Stiles @katherinestiles.org · 02/06/2025

“The danger is not that AI will fail us, but that people will accept the mediocrity of its outputs as the norm. When everything is fast, frictionless and ‘good enough,’ there's the risk of losing the depth, nuance and intellectual richness that define exceptional human work.”

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I am reminded of the old Chinese proverb: “The higher the monkey climbs up the tree, the better everyone can see his ass.”🐒

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