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unkle ted

@teddysadcat.bsky.social
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i get No respect

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bro flex those biceps around my throat as I jack my dick?
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"What's Hot Classic" feed gets pushed into the default Discover feed and it's a guy getting bukkake'd by 3 other penises, amazing website
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
touchin my shiii like crazy rn 😭😭😭
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
No the fuck it's not
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Kienan Jeary @coffeeboij.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just felt like drawing Ribbit. A fun looking character. #theamazingdigitalcircus
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cats rule, dogs drool.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
night shift
Tsubaki plush from Blue Archive
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Seeing anything that isn't tangentially related to the United States in this site is a true breath of fresh air. Except the hairy German bears, anything but that.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Suspended, unsuspended, again then again on Twitter all in the span of one week, seems like it's safe now
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I really like the chair that was added somewhat later showing which faction the active contract belongs to, "mmyes you're watching CyAc TV"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
My Backrooms Letterboxd review:

If I'm in there (forced in at gunpoint) | am hitting the humanoid figure way down that one long hallway with the wimpiest "Hello?" ever uttered
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
oh no, the discover feed is down! where else am i mean to get unflagged pictures of naked men i don't find particularly attractive !
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o11 (eviscere)🔞 @o11.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Despite the lack of empowerment, i find the game very fun.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
now that I got suspended on Twitter possibly for being not racist enough, y'all get to see the Misriah I've looted in Marathon today
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
1 year old → 6 years old Cute then. Even cuter now
A one-year-old black-and-white cat sitting in a doorwayA six-year-old black-and-white cat sitting in the same doorway
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
marathon's a pretty nice game
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sorry for assuming. Who this person? Why They everywhere?
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Who this man? Why He everywhere? #NewProfilePic
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
oh you have a Durango and think you can outrun me on the highway? that’s cute. let me introduce you to the very pinnacle of human automotive engineering
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
wow antisemitic much
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23/10/2025
In case you think this is a joke
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"..."
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
ridge racin
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bart @bartsimson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
squidward vibes
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
whatever here's a plushie of Dorothy Haze from VA-11 Hall-A
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the one massive downside of using bsky is the default genre of comedy here being american tv show references like what is mission hill
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reitsuori @sunspotlover.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
he reaches out to you for a hug!!! hug him quickly!!! #sunspot #fortniteart
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Guy who's seen concept cars from Gran Turismo 4 seeing another concept for the first time: "getting a lot of Gran Turismo 4 vibes from this"
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
to be fair...
Li Auto L7 spotted in China
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Many thanks to this guy with the freecam mod, now if only I could contact them informing to avoid controller inputs interfering with the freecam window... github.com/scurest/duck...
github.com
GitHub - scurest/duckstation-3D-Screenshot: 3D screenshots in DuckStation
3D screenshots in DuckStation. Contribute to scurest/duckstation-3D-Screenshot development by creating an account on GitHub.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Rage Racer would've been a lot more playable if its camera angle wasn't as horrid, point being:
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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ImaSiphy @imasiphy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
rain #imasilly #pixelart #pixel
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"Got any grapes?" the duck says again, to a cat with a salmon clearly in its paws
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"Got any grapes?" the duck said moments after being raptured to Gensokyo
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 13/04/2025
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
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rom 💽 @cdromarts.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
mint
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Feep @hiddenfeep.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Makima #art #sketch
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
wait is this what "popped a microdot" supposed to reference to? wow didn't knew it was a board game
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
LOTTA LITTLE MONEYS TECHNOLOGY 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
God I love the Honda 0 Saloon so much, it was the closest thing to a new Odyssey and I can't believe it's based off the Kiwami concept from 2003
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
go play Outrun 2006 with Japanese samba music. NOW.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Bozi Tatarevic @bozitatarevic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Tweaked the front just a bit.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I miss PregnantButt so much...
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