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unkle ted

@teddysadcat.bsky.social
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i get No respect

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bro flex those biceps around my throat as I jack my dick?
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"What's Hot Classic" feed gets pushed into the default Discover feed and it's a guy getting bukkake'd by 3 other penises, amazing website
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
touchin my shiii like crazy rn 😭😭😭
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Kienan Jeary @coffeeboij.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just felt like drawing Ribbit. A fun looking character. #theamazingdigitalcircus
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cats rule, dogs drool.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
night shift
Tsubaki plush from Blue Archive
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Seeing anything that isn't tangentially related to the United States in this site is a true breath of fresh air. Except the hairy German bears, anything but that.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Suspended, unsuspended, again then again on Twitter all in the span of one week, seems like it's safe now
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
My Backrooms Letterboxd review:

If I'm in there (forced in at gunpoint) | am hitting the humanoid figure way down that one long hallway with the wimpiest "Hello?" ever uttered
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They Might Be Canine @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
oh no, the discover feed is down! where else am i mean to get unflagged pictures of naked men i don't find particularly attractive !
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o11 (eviscere)🔞 @o11.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Despite the lack of empowerment, i find the game very fun.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
now that I got suspended on Twitter possibly for being not racist enough, y'all get to see the Misriah I've looted in Marathon today
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
1 year old → 6 years old Cute then. Even cuter now
A one-year-old black-and-white cat sitting in a doorwayA six-year-old black-and-white cat sitting in the same doorway
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
marathon's a pretty nice game
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sorry for assuming. Who this person? Why They everywhere?
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Who this man? Why He everywhere? #NewProfilePic
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
oh you have a Durango and think you can outrun me on the highway? that’s cute. let me introduce you to the very pinnacle of human automotive engineering
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 23/10/2025
In case you think this is a joke
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"..."
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
ridge racin
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bart @bartsimson.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
squidward vibes
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
whatever here's a plushie of Dorothy Haze from VA-11 Hall-A
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the one massive downside of using bsky is the default genre of comedy here being american tv show references like what is mission hill
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reitsuori @sunspotlover.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
he reaches out to you for a hug!!! hug him quickly!!! #sunspot #fortniteart
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Rage Racer would've been a lot more playable if its camera angle wasn't as horrid, point being:
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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ImaSiphy @imasiphy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
rain #imasilly #pixelart #pixel
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"Got any grapes?" the duck says again, to a cat with a salmon clearly in its paws
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"Got any grapes?" the duck said moments after being raptured to Gensokyo
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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 13/04/2025
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
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rom 💽 @cdromarts.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
mint
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Feep @hiddenfeep.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Makima #art #sketch
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
LOTTA LITTLE MONEYS TECHNOLOGY 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
go play Outrun 2006 with Japanese samba music. NOW.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Bozi Tatarevic @bozitatarevic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Tweaked the front just a bit.
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melon chan @melonoisi.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
やばいクレーマーのsunspot
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Jayaply @jayaply.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
best girl
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
let's check in on the crypto sphere at x: the everything app good job on harassing an artist-as-a-hobby that wants nothing to do with monetary business
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this is who you are up against and this is who you have defeated. these people live in the most unique bubble of ignorance, self importance, and retardation that has ever existed in the history of mankind.

in no other time on this planet has the lowly peasant held so much contempt for people different than them that they would sabotage their own future to maintain a false moral superiority. this is a medieval serf refusing a free fiefdom because he believes the land is rightfully his. it’s actually incredible mental gymnastics. this is my property and therefore i refuse to own it and everyone should be punished. you can’t live here and i won’t. you guys shouldn’t win because i didn’t and i don’t want to win because i dont like you.

there are a significant amount of people who share this mindset. they have an extreme hatred and distrust for things they don’t understand. they have an even more extreme hatred for things that are antithetical to their awful lives. 

this is going to be one of the funniest tweets to look back on when all is said and done. smartest man in the world refuses payment for his groundbreaking creation, what does he know??? think of the newspaper headline: “incredibly righteous man refuses millions — billions clap” 

you are so stupid dude lmao. you don’t want the money because deep down you know you don’t deserve it. poverty mindset. charlotte fang spoke of this. 

just take the money for your retarded dog doodle and say thank you chronically online millionaires for changing my life. you have perma-documented the greatest fumble of your life in real time. 

pronouns in bio financial independence invalidated.Transcript of tweet:

Bro, you can’t fight crypto — it’s like trying to copyright air. Just embrace it, grab some bags, and let Chillguy chill with the rest of us. Trust me, it’s better than takedowns and headaches. Plus, think of all the xboxes you could buy. Transcript of tweet:

We will tokenize and profit on every single thing you create for as long as you live and give you nothing. You will die poor as we profit on your blood, sweat, and tears. Elon is on our side. God is on our side. Kind regards peasant.
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
evil child gaming
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
how it feel rn
Better Now by Post Malone playing in a music playerA screenshot of Need For Speed Unbound, depicting a Bugatti Chiron parked in front of a fried chicken restaurant
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bart @bartsimson.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
that's a plapjak edit of my comfort character
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
how it feels listening to keith jarrett
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
pierre bichelberger 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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unkle ted @teddysadcat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
nun bridget plushie for today
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 04/11/2024
Catherine (RRR '99 version)
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