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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️

@tedavid93.bsky.social
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Working Dog Dad | AdTech | Gamer | Musician | Star Wars/Horror fan | Opinions/Tweets are my own. | He/Him

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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don’t stay. I am shocked. Who could have seen this coming? Oh wait.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does a 32 hit?
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My daughter (dog) is a huge fan of Star Wars and I’m exposing her to the Clone Wars series. She is locked in. Nothing will distract her.
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Alicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Interesting how with the most sophisticated spies, satellites and targeting systems the US and Israel can only hit women and children, yet countries that are decades behind in this tech hit their targets every time and no one gets hurt! Trump & his thugs should be tried for war crimes at The Hague.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fleabag is what Lena Dunham thought she was doing with Girls.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People need to go to jail for this. Full stop.
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ℭ𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 🔥 @campfiregoth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bold words for someone in carving distance. 🎃🔪💀
A screenshot from the animated miniseries ‘Over the Garden Wall’ depicting a man in a full body pumpkin costume carving a separate pumpkin from the one he is wearing.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know it’s the preseason and we don’t have our starters out but how are we losing this bad to the Bears?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sure everything is terrible, but at least everything is dumb as hell too.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Out of curiosity, is anyone having a good time at work these days or is it just widely not a cash money time?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Anything can be funny when humor is your only coping mechanism for when terrible shit happens.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What is everyone doing to stay sane these days? I’ve been learning piano and music production.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This isn’t going to work. But the American people also shouldn’t tolerate this nonsense, no matter what side of the aisle you’re on.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When AI gets something wrong, it’s called “hallucinating”. When I get something wrong, I’m “bad at my job”.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
To be fair, turning a blind eye to abuse is kind of Gym’s thing
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Olin @liolin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I really like this one too
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He’s just a silly little guy.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What do you mean Messi gets a penalty kick for running into a man?
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love the way that soccer/football players argue with the refs.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/07/2026
Tonight, you will likely hear the president claim there was foreign interference in the 2020 election. To be clear, there were attempts, but there was no evidence they changed any election outcome. From a joint DOJ/FBI/DHS/CISA report in 2021: www.dhs.gov/sites/defaul...
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who are you? *flips wallet to show you a badge "I'm the Avatar"
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but even if it’s the person that law enforcement is looking for, that doesn’t mean they have a right to murder them in broad daylight. We have a criminal justice system in this country. We have laws. We used to be a nation that cared about those sorts of things.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Anyone else ever stare their dog in the face and quote old pre-meme era memes? I just walked up to one of our pups and quoted this. She looked at me like I was insane. For the record, I would absolutely download a house.
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a black background with the words ``you wouldn’t steal a car'' written on it
Alt: a black background with the words ``you wouldn’t steal a car'' written on it
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The US is pausing strikes on Iran for “diplomacy”, CNN reports.
Bill Murray with a microphone stands in front of men in hats
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/07/2026
I just saw someone say that hindsight is 20/20 on Graham Platner, and let me just say that if you did not see this coming, your vision for such things needs to be checked.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" sitting at a bar talking to the ghost of a bartender
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
For the next 90 minutes or so, this is a pro-Mexican soccer team account. It is July 4th weekend after all, and we can’t let the red coats win.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Imagine if Iran shot down the Goodyear blimp.
A screenshot of a flightradar24 map showing the area of the Strait of Hormuz, which is a waterway that separates several gulf states including the UAE and Bahrain in the south and southwest from Iran in the north. There are numerous aircraft shown as being tracked, represented by a variety of small airplane symbols. Several cities within are labeled, but none are important here. What is important is that an aircraft using the N1A callsign, a Zeppelin LZ N07-101 is selected as having departed from Fujairah, a city in the UAE. This entry has an image of a long, yellow blimp with fins at the rear and a large, blue logo that says Goodyear. This is one of the famous Goodyear blimps.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/06/2026
NEWS: In a stunning upset, Mamdani-backed Darializa Avila Chevalier will defeat five-term incumbent Adriano Espaillat in the NY-13 congressional primary. With victories by Lander, Valdez, and now Avila Chevalier, Mamdani went 3-for-3 with his endorsements in New York City's Democratic primaries.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/06/2026
Found the vandals.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If AI is so good, why isn’t it being used for autocorrect? It should understand the context of the conversation enough to guess what your next word would be way more accurately than this.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Old Iran Deal: Iran to never have a nuclear weapon, mandatory inspections, and U.S. had ability to impose harsh sanctions New Iran Deal: Iran to never have a new car weapon, possible inspections, billions of dollars from the U.S., and control of the Strait of Hormuz Art of the deal, bitches!
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Brawndo. It’s got what plants crave.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This movie was prophetic. boxd.it/eNBB0p
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A ★★★★★ review of Idiocracy (2006)
This wasn’t just a movie. It was a prophecy.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congratulations to the New York Knicks and all of their fans!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A federal judge just ordered the Trump administration to reinstall exhibits and signs relating to slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide
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Trump administration must restore history, science materials at parks, US judge rules
A federal judge ordered the ​Trump administration on ‌Friday to reinstall exhibits and signs touching on ​topics like slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationw...
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Tracy O’Connell Novick @tracynovick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"She would make sure that all 535 packets of letters and drawings were delivered to every member of Congress. She would keep telling the stories of the children she’d met." Keep going, Ms. Rachel. (gift link) wapo.st/4ecHKP2
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Ms. Rachel goes to Washington, carrying letters from children in ICE custody
The children’s media star is urging lawmakers to end family detention and reunite the kids and parents who had been separated by ICE enforcement.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still one of the greatest films ever made.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What an incredible game!
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think Trump cursed the Knicks.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If true, I have serious concerns about this being a war crime. Under the laws of armed conflict: Proportionality: the military advantage has to outweigh the anticipated civilian harm. Hard to see what military advantage would outweigh robbing 20k people of drinking water.
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Raphaël Guintoli @raphaelguintoli.fr · 10/06/2026
"Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection." — Mark Twain
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What a great game. #NBAFinals
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/06/2026
hahaha ok
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You may think that due to his years living and doing business in New York City that he’d be rooting for the Knicks, but we all know he has claimed the Spurs since Vietnam.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We’re doing a Studio Ghibli marathon because the world is on fire. Started with Ponyo and now watching Spirited Away.
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Tyler 🕶️ ☕️ @tedavid93.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Have you ever had a text message not go through, so you send another in the hopes it’ll move things along?
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