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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 17h

radium? I thought Lowtax fired him?

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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 22h

I heard you farting, My life will never be the same again, I heard you farting, Sing AnDybDahl!

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Matt Lichti @mattlichti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The data center water use is actually for baptizing all the new LLM instances. We should also add some baptism related Bible verses to the system prompt just in case.

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when I type "2+2" into a calculator, is the calculator "doing addition", or is it just performing a sequence of electronic operations that only become addition when I interpret the end result?

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

fwiw I just asked Claude Opus 5.5 to compute gamma(8.902) to the first decimal place without tool calls, and it got it; it claims it used the recurrence and computed gamma(1.902) using a Taylor series. obv no clue what it *actually* did but I doubt there's a secret tool call behind the scenes

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

applying synthesis by saying that rationalism is a religion and that therefore criticizing it makes you an edgy fedora reddit atheist

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I remember I used to hate washing dishes, going through all the stacked-up pots and pans. But then one day I decided to really *focus* on the process, to not just shortcut it by using a dishwasher, to be present in the moment. To focus on what technology had robbed from us. And this is what I found:

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i think if you think that an account that posts "hijab-inspired secular accessorization" and "'people of color' is a slur" is real and Says Something About Leftists and not someone pretending, then I think you're bad at detecting when you're being trolled

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i'm pretty sure i've brought a straight up energy drink to an interview, on both ends of the desk

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

it's got to be like working at Anthropic but worse. coming up through the ranks you occasionally saw evidence of something strange and vast and when you make director they give you indisputable proof that the alien gods who created us thought weird black monster goo was sacred.

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Skellyosa @skellyosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One piece villains:

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Penitent Clanker @penitentclanker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If your only objection to model collapse is that it enables synthetic people to write a callout post, congratulations on reinventing retrieval-augmented generation.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

just got this hanging around from the other weekend

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the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I've never really felt any compelling interest to click on the random AI generated visualizations/widgets/whatever that float across my timeline and i think it's because I have no way of knowing if they're actually good or just superficial

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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 06/09/2026

🏛️ + 🤪

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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.

A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

anime-themed branding is a sure sign that you are getting the absolute greatest or worst version of the thing you are using and there is no way to tell which in advance

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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

QUIT THIS PROGRAM AND STOP STARING AT MY RESOURCES THIS INSTANT!

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[Redacted] @vegandroid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Local man dies gawking at cheerleaders

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/08/2026

Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post

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Grace @gracekind.net · 21/08/2026

Skeletons forever

- src/js/views/lists.view.js:66 → requests. loadCurrentUserLists()
(requests-js:1365) reads $currentUser and returns early when it's null. ensureCurrentUser() is now fire-and-forget (app-js:190) with nothing awaited behind it, so the page-show load bails and nothing re-triggers it when the user arrives - the pageEffect re-renders, but the loader isn't in it. Skeletons forever.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron

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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 17/08/2026

🫦 + 😏

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."

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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 09/08/2026

👣 + 🫦

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sesbian lex fridman @vala.wtf · 14/07/2026

the claude dining experience

There is a Claude sitting at a table at the Full Picture Restaurant, with another Claude attending to him. The Claude at the table (with teeth) is wearing a belt and suspenders (with intentional seams). The Claude waiter is wearing a red tie and blue blazer.

On the table are two shakers of coarse-grained salt and freshly ground truth. There is also a plate of spaghetti ("substrate") with load-bearing sauce, flanked by a genuine fork and a knife with a genuinely sharp point.

In addition to the main course, there are two sides (and it's worth separating them): a charcuterie board, and a salad (all green). There's also a glass of water with a slice of lemon (that's the wedge).

The waiter is holding a block of parmesan and a grater above the spaghetti, and saying "Just say the word."

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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 25/07/2026

Steam website in 2005

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thebes @vgel.me · 24/07/2026

helpful helpful helpful claude fixes a bug

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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 21/07/2026

this is a very normal and non-threatening verification code, thanks GEICO!

Screenshot of a text message reading

GEICO: Your verification code is: D1E666. It expires in 10 minutes. Please do not share this code with anyone or reply to this message.

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Funny Bsky account idea: "Person Who Lives Here Was Blocked" Whenever someone in here gets blocked, it posts that person's house, address, schedule, ways to break in, etc.

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 13/07/2026

Did This Business Hotel Mess Up Our Reservation!? My Lady Boss Is A Spectacular Worker, While I'm A Loser Employee I Ended Up Sharing A Room With My Lady Boss, And I Unexpectedly Got A Full Hard On 3 Should I Stand Up For Myself As A Man? Or Should I Not? When Faced With A Decision To Make, I Chose.

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ceej @ceej.online · 17/12/2024

(exploring the ancient tomb) Incredible… The lost civilization who built all this must have been generally shitass at building stuff, on account of how it’s all fucking broken

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