the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 10hsaw someone talking about how we need to teach cosmology in a way that acknowledges that the Western scientific view is just one viewpoint and I started screaming internally 060
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 12hI have a bunch of 30MM stuff which means I get to make up my own lore for my collection of robot girls :> 010
Reposted by the machine!DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I heard you farting, My life will never be the same again, I heard you farting, Sing AnDybDahl! 041
Reposted by the machine!Matt Lichti @mattlichti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The data center water use is actually for baptizing all the new LLM instances. We should also add some baptism related Bible verses to the system prompt just in case. 1729
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when I type "2+2" into a calculator, is the calculator "doing addition", or is it just performing a sequence of electronic operations that only become addition when I interpret the end result? 000
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 03/10/2026like, the contrapositive of "being misogynist makes you ugly" is "beautiful people can't be misogynist" which uhhhhh 060
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this feels like a somewhat more interesting example than addition because everyone knows how to do addition by hand, but I suspect that computing gamma by hand is much rarer 000
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(I then asked another instance with tool calls, and then it used Python with math.gamma; when I told it to do it with only common functions, it computed gamma(30.902) using Stirling and then divided back down) 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026fwiw I just asked Claude Opus 5.5 to compute gamma(8.902) to the first decimal place without tool calls, and it got it; it claims it used the recurrence and computed gamma(1.902) using a Taylor series. obv no clue what it *actually* did but I doubt there's a secret tool call behind the scenes 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026applying synthesis by saying that rationalism is a religion and that therefore criticizing it makes you an edgy fedora reddit atheist 000
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/10/2026PissPigGranddad, the guy that volunteered to fight against ISIS in Syria 061
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's definitely not clear that you can just abstract neurons to the extent that they become fancy perceptrons but what about doing it at the level of fundamental particles? obviously impossible to *actually* do this due to physical constraints but that's not the point 020
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026also in what world would you not have to double check the information from the insurer's website anyway lol 041
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not directly related but I remember one time I contacted my insurance nurse line, she told me to go to urgent care, I asked "okay, where should I go" and every single one she gave me was closed for the night b/c it was like 10 PM 170
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026also a lot of people saying "this is why Techbros don't understand people" as if US universities don't already have gen ed reqs! 1120
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 27/09/2026a lot of these takes also have the interesting implication that someone who hasn't gone to college at all is "unfinished", which is interesting 1130
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I remember I used to hate washing dishes, going through all the stacked-up pots and pans. But then one day I decided to really *focus* on the process, to not just shortcut it by using a dishwasher, to be present in the moment. To focus on what technology had robbed from us. And this is what I found: 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i was going to say "you shouldn't screenshot randos with bad takes about AI, that's just pointless smugposting" but then I searched to see who said that and no that is definitely not a rando lol 050
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i think if you think that an account that posts "hijab-inspired secular accessorization" and "'people of color' is a slur" is real and Says Something About Leftists and not someone pretending, then I think you're bad at detecting when you're being trolled 010
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026idk but if they did I'd probably just comment on their flavor choice and ignore it 001
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i'm pretty sure i've brought a straight up energy drink to an interview, on both ends of the desk 100
Reposted by the machine!rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026it's got to be like working at Anthropic but worse. coming up through the ranks you occasionally saw evidence of something strange and vast and when you make director they give you indisputable proof that the alien gods who created us thought weird black monster goo was sacred. 524826
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026(in that the latter seems to be much more likely to be an unpleasant person to interact with) 110
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026not directly related but in my experience there's a huge difference between "crude username that actually represents the person" and "crude username chosen for shock/humor value" 110
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 17/09/2026see I was thinking something wackier as in, like, oh yeah it turns out that Church-Turing is false and it turns out that the brain relies on post-Turing computation 000
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 16/09/2026although the question then becomes "can we harness weird physics in computers"; e.g. even if true quantum randomness is indispensable you can buy a hardware quantum RNG in the silly limit, a brain is a computer that perfectly simulates a brain 100
Reposted by the machine!Penitent Clanker @penitentclanker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If your only objection to model collapse is that it enables synthetic people to write a callout post, congratulations on reinventing retrieval-augmented generation. 021
Reposted by the machine!ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026just got this hanging around from the other weekend 97103286
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026also i'd clean up the *extremely* LLM prose. 000
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026like if I was going to do this I would give you a knob for controlling the kinetics and how it interacts with the # of bound edges so you can turn that to extremes and see what happens. I'd have something explaining why the crystals are always growing "up". etc 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026or why there's always an "up" direction. it's just... not really a good explanation. it looks pretty but I don't really feel informed about anything. 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026or, like okay, bismuth.mino.mobi. looking at the about section I still have no idea *why* bismuth does that. it mentions a "melt" but doesn't provide context for whether the melt surrounds the crystal on all sides or what. there's no context for why the "bricks" don't keep attaching to the basebismuth.mino.mobibismuth — hopper crystals, grown brick by brickA seeded colony of masons lays a bismuth crystal one brick at a time. Same seed, same crystal, forever. 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026uh. this wound up punchier than I meant it to at first but I do stand by it. 110
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ns.mino.mobi/core/ is another example of what I'm talking about; there's a visualization and a couple of sliders, but no connection to anything. it's blinkenlights.ns.mino.mobins/core — the concentrating coreThe self-similar vortex core of the 2026 Navier–Stokes blowup construction: every scaling law against the time remaining with the exponent h live, the similarity coordinates q(z,τ), true meridional st... 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the docs are useless for getting any kind of deeper understanding of the solution, but if you just want pretty pictures and lots of numbers it's great I guess 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026or, like, looking at ns.mino.mobi/explorer/?s=... this is an awful explanation for *what am I looking at*. my first thought was that the rendering is fucked because it takes like five paras to get to the bit about the flow being self-similar!ns.mino.mobins/explorer — the collapse in three dimensionsA seeded 3D explorer of the 2026 Navier–Stokes blowup ansatz: an exactly divergence-free leading-order field with the paper's similarity scalings, its centrifugal pressure and heat-law exterior, rende... 110
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026like I remember seeing one that claimed to be a log-log plot of something or other that was clearly linear. but it *looked* professional and shiny 100
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've never really felt any compelling interest to click on the random AI generated visualizations/widgets/whatever that float across my timeline and i think it's because I have no way of knowing if they're actually good or just superficial 100
Reposted by the machine!Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster. 2934601028
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 02/09/2026> I told it to look online at some of Fable’s strongest feats, especially the math problems it has solved, and that something like this should be easy in comparison. 010
the machine! @technical-transect.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i actually did see someone justify it by saying that e.g. if a project has leaked code, it's impossible to verify that that isn't in the training set, whereas a human REing that project can say "yeah I didn't look at the leaked source" 150