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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's that time of the week when I must, with a heavy heart, stop following the GBBO feed for two days.

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to give up a home run on every pitch.

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I spent two hours yesterday looking at places to go hiking next month. Today I can't walk because I somehow injured my ankle IN MY SLEEP. 🙃

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026

The whiplash I got when checking reviews for this "Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway."

The product image for "Raedon Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway"

Bought some of these four years ago and they were still holding up very well, but I own a hair salon and decide to glue hair and make it into a hair path which worked for a while but now it looks disgusting so I needed to replace it

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Confederates always think it's a war of northern agression

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

AIDE: Mr President, Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz TRUMP: Can I offer you a beverage? Or perhaps some mini-pretzels?

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

peak Doonesbury would have depicted Trump as a catering cart for years

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Suddenly the dealership keeping pur car for six months after we brought it in for warranty work seems tame.

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I was drinking tea while I watched this. Learn from my mistake, kids.

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The really fucked up thing isn't just that nothing works, but how much I blame myself when companies don't provide the service they're supposed to provide.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026

Imagine a country being so bigoted that nobody can safely eat lettuce

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Note to self, find out who's in charge of the tornado sirens around here and ask for a favor

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Dems are just going to let these "Project 2029" opportunists become the face of the party, huh

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Love to wake up from a dream where I had all the problems and character flaws I have IRL. It's not fair, I should get to be cooler in my dreams

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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 13/06/2026

Just in case Dems wonder if they should include tearing down the ballroom and the arch

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Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I will accept it if they just pull off enough letters to make it say THE DO L T and call it a night.

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

A beloved local ice cream shop specializes in cold fudge sundaes. You cannot get hot fudge. I get annoyed every time I go there even if I'm ordering something else.

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

the Department of Unsubtle Metaphors keeps delivering bangers

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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 06/06/2026

Funnily enough that was also Rommel at Normandy

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Everyone I love should be healthy and live forever, is that too much to ask

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Quebecoiswolf 🔜 Furpoc @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

some jokes write themselves

a notification from mlb that reads “alimber santa is the 2nd player in history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining bumpus jones — who tossed a no-no in 1892”

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Everybody needs to hurry up and adopt this technology that women are negatively judged for using

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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 14/05/2026

Please do not try to clock “balanced list of threes” as an AI tell because that’s been classic rhetorical structure for going on three millennia and it’s baked into all our writing now, I‘m begging people to read more old things

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/05/2026

Rawbraining it

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This is 2026's version of "mint the damn coin" and you know what, fuck it, why not

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

A scruffy looking brown dog with hair coming out of his ears

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

was searching for something sciencey in the nyt archives and found a form of eugenics i'd never even heard of www.nytimes.com/1927/03/27/a...

NYT Headline from 1927: HUMANITY IS DIVIDED INTO FOUR MAIN TYPES; University of Virginia Anatomist Finds That Men, Whether Fat or Thin, Are Cerebral, Respiratory, Muscular Or Digestive in Final Analysis THE MUSCULAR TYPE THE CEREBRAL TYPE RESPIRATORY TYPE

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I think we should be allowed to reject newly issued credit card numbers if they're too hard to type.

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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/05/2026

This is a photo of Saturn and its rings. It's also a photo of Earth. See that bright point just right of centre? That's home. That's us.

The upper left is the night side of Saturn. Part of the ring system is visible at the top part of the frame. A broad, diffuse glow from the planet's E ring is visible in the lower half. There is a small, unusually bright point of light just right of the image centre.

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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The conservative justices on the Supreme Court arguing that you can separate race and partisanship got me thinking about these maps. starkeycomics.com/2021/06/11/h...

How a coastline 100 million years ago influences modern election results in Alabama.

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Anton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Giving subcutaneous fluids is so weird. "Eh, just throw a bunch of liquid under the skin, the body will figure it out."

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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I honestly would rather hear from TMZ about what's going on in Washington than anyone who attends the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I'm back, let's beat these motherfuckers

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TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

About to head out for a long walk, because exercise will help me live long enough to see these bastards buried.

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