TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 5hHow do a roomful of people living in the home of the English language not know what the word "flat" means #gbbo 120 0
Reposted by TooManyJensBeauty of a Game @beautyofagame.bsky.social · 16hThe last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®. 671178288 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I think it's this: marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-...marcusolang.substack.comI'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Like Me.I'm calm. I'm calm. I promise. 140 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Think of it this way: you're rooting for the truth to come out. Guilfoyle would merely be its vessel. 020 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026There aren't a lot of problems bigger than "one completely unaccountable Nazi moron can turn the tide of a war because he's rich enough." 091 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have to wear lycra shorts for running because other shorts ride up and I get chafing. I don't like it either, but here we are. Of course, I fall in the opposite category of "why is that fat pig wearing spandex, gross". 240 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026People have been saying this for two years. When is the record built? 080 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They're saying the misery is also falling on people who didn't vote for it 140 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yes, there's a way to interpret this as "If you want to run a candidate who won't actually be allowed to take office, that's on you." I don't trust them not to find a way around the requirement if he wins, though. 130 0
Reposted by TooManyJensAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren... 8751411860 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I understand what you're saying but they are doing this because they love killing and they want to appeal to other people who love killing. It's too dangerous. There are more moral ways of ending the death penalty. 100 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Because trying to kick the murdering Nazi out is the right thing to do. 130 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"One of the earliest depictions of a female Malfoy was posted by X / Twitter artist @grizz056 back in March 2024." Oh my fucking god.trending.knowyourmeme.comWhat Is The 'Malfoid' Meme? The Viral 'Female Draco Malfoy' Fan Art Trend ExplainedA fan art trend that imagines the <i>Harry Potter</i> character Draco Malfoy as a woman is going viral on social media. Here's why. 120 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Right! It's "just a social obligation" but he still feels like he has to win. 060 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This plus "and [insert their MAGA rep's name here] is backing him every step of the way" would be a good radio ad. 040 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If they're cheering because they THINK he's saying "actually, let them have Los Angeles or San Diego," they're moral degenerates even if he isn't. But he is. It's a parenthetical aside where he's "kidding" about it being OK to destroy those cities. He does those all the time. 000 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can watch just about any horror and not flinch, with the exception of deliberate cruelty. I've never been sure if the creators of torture porn reveled in it as much as they seemed to, or if it was such a hot button for me that I just couldn't be objective about it. 010 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean, it could be worse, the billionaires could also be white suprem.... oh. Oh, dear. 010 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, there are good reasons it doesn't work that way, but the way it is now is so fucking broken. But then I don't know that it's possible to build legal institutions robust enough to stand up to an entire party being hopelessly corrupt. 020 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know this isn't how it works, but it seems to me that anyone who has an interest in our government actually being bound by the law should have standing. 110 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not sure exactly why, but the 60s Batman gave me nightmares. 000 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think I've finally internalized that I have to create a good life in the here and now so I won't feel the need to live in the memory of the life that's gone. 020 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can't help thinking that AIs being developed by sociopaths might play a role here 010 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the AI boom is harmful to most people in one way or another, and its boosters by and large do not fucking care. 070 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would LOVE to be excited by this stuff! I'd love to think it could actually benefit humanity, as opposed to the narrow slice of humanity that matters to weird genetics-obsessed billionaires. But that's not the world we live in. In our world, 180 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wait until you hear how they plan to bring the white birth rate up 020 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Time for the people who say they have no problem with legal immigration to vote like it. 040 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Stalin quote followed by the "dirtbag" ending was supposed to be his soul-stirring heroic moment, propelling him into the national spotlight. He got the second half of that wish, anyway. 130 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's that time of the week when I must, with a heavy heart, stop following the GBBO feed for two days. 020 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And the look of delight on Klobuchar's face at 6:31 when she realizes what's going on here 1210 0
TooManyJens @tealdeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to give up a home run on every pitch. 000 0
