Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Okay the “They K Rowling” is a pretty funny name for a dirty soda. 1161
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Please arrest the vandals who cut a 350 long tear in the USMNT defense. 1170
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Progress report for Jeramy in class today: - spoke - gnashed teeth - bit recess ladies’ breast - hit Eddie Vedder with surprise left Overall we see Jeramy making real progress and are encouraged to see the ways he’s both challenging himself and connecting with others. 0143
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Done this for free many times. Need to work on my #Rise&Grind mentality and start monetizing. 2130
Reposted by Luke BurbankHey Lloyd! @pizzalloyd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Watching a show from 2015 with references to Iran trying to build nuclear weapons is a real trip in 2016. Also, this is an excellent show. @lukeburbank.bsky.social 042
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Very rare to witness an extinction event in real time like ABS is for Umpires. I’ll be amazed if they make it through this year. #mariners 110
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Yankees brutally Frame Mogging the ump tonight. #mariners #abs 040
Reposted by Luke BurbankDamon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Nuthin’ but a Gene Thang: The New Gen Z Trend of “KeadyMaxxing” 7416
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. It’s a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks. 3281
Reposted by Luke BurbankJon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Plead enjoy this edit I made after learning my boss @lukeburbank.bsky.social can do a loon call 2191
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Riq Woolen interception to win this game is the only ending I’ll accept. #seahawks 4110
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Just figured out Odessa A’zion’s mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute 280
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Give a man a Dougie and he’ll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie… talking lifetime shit 081
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Surprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo 190
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Damn it’s fun to root for Phillip Rivers. As opposed to last week, when I was still *kinda rooting for Phillip Rivers. #seahawks 1130
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 07/12/2025And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man. 1330
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators. 3271
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property. 4181
Reposted by Luke BurbankBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/10/2025hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt 1542350
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest. 1100
Reposted by Luke BurbankUnofficial: TBTL Podcart Announcer @tbtl-podcart-bot.bsky.social · 20/10/2025New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series... Show Length: 2h 16m 13s Episode Download 181
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 17/10/2025The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players 5260
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Devastating day at my Alma Mater “Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢 070
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 10/10/2025giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend 0200
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad. 4232
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now they’re after me. 0160
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 08/04/2025If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang. 6210
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting? 3261
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 01/03/2025@walsh.bsky.social promises made, promises kept. #ViceGrips 4321
Reposted by Luke BurbankAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need 114106021798
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Real question: have you hugged your scale today? 3170
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called “Guilt” starring “that really good gay actor, he’s dead now”. The movie was “Doubt” featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman. 1410
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Excited to see Severance finally entering its “Spies Like Us” phase 2210
Luke Burbank @lukeburbank.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I have, not, and likely will never know if it’s Seth Meyer or Seth Meyers. 1140
