abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A little girl burped in my face at the movies. We live in unprecedented times. 010
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Midweek days off are the stier goat chef’s kiss 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Absolutely losing my mind Peacock keeps cutting away from #BRESUN. 010
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Bees lookin so damn good!!! 🐝🤍❤️ 100
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Really feeling like an aloo gobi tater tot casserole could check a lot of boxes for me. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Today I explained to my 23 year old coworker who Ross Perot was. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Using “talk to the hand” wrong. I’ll need to talk to the hand about this. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sometimes you just gotta give it* to ‘em. *the Muppet Babies theme song 162
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Baby shower themes should be the weird ass food that got them through the pregnancy. 010
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Every now and then I think about the people who buy mattresses at the state fair. 020
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’d love a grocery store jazz hour 110
Reposted by @abbatronhaley.bsky.socialabbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Odyssey spinoff called Zeus Court 001
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Anytime someone says “civilization” in the Odyssey it just makes me think of Kelsey Grammer’s one man show about Lincoln on 30 Rock and his line at the end, ”a CIVIL war”, and Lutz going “oh so that’s where that comes from” 011
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Been workin so hard I live in a jar -a newly captured caterpillar that has Footloose stuck in its head 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Odyssey spinoff called Zeus Court 001
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I always imagined I’d dress like the art teacher from Ghost World when I got to 40 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Consciously telling myself to not think about paper mache paste every time I drink a vanilla protein shake. 100
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Shifting it back into pumpernickel bagel gear. 100
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Common is to acting as I am to chess- somehow the more we do it the worse we get at it? 020
Reposted by @abbatronhaley.bsky.socialElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win. 9269012497
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Spirographing is a maximum 45 minute activity. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Stopped in Ace Hardware for some neem oil and also got a small Spirograph set, which is going to embarrass these fungus gnats even more to lose their home to a lady making Spirograph designs on the patio. 120
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Cucurella always looks like Paul Rudd’s character having to clean up his tray in Wet Hot American Summer 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Truly excited to see Aaron Hickey. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Real missed opportunity for Reeses… could’ve made World Cups… like peanut butter-filled chocolate versions of the World Cup trophy wrapped in gold foil… I would’ve eaten at least one of those. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Gracias a dios vimos una Hilton en este partido 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Really wish my brain would stop reading it as Dr. Congo 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Are all movies about men just Glengarry Glen Ross? 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Broke my old cheap earbuds and got some new cheap ones and weirdly got a little sad that the “Bluetooth connected” voice was different, but soon we’ll be the best of friends. I’ll tell her about my day and she’ll give me the ol’ “Bluetooth connected battery full” and we’ll laugh and laugh. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026A snake plant in a basket really fixes everything. 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Just really proud of Brentford, what a great club 🐝❤️🤍 000
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I bet someone’s mom calls her rhinestone covered Stanley cup her “Diva cup” 010
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Don’t tell me you’re shopping for a jumpsuit if you don’t want me sending you a million links to cute jumpsuits. 010
abbatronhaley.bsky.social @abbatronhaley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Reading up on the history of food riots for no reason. 000
