Reposted by TazerNYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 06/10/2026"average person plays 75 foil commons" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person plays 0 foils per Comp REL event. NYC Pauper Player, who plays in Pauper League & sleeves up over 300 each week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted. 091
Reposted by TazerGigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Star Wars is doing so bad it killed Destiny 5627142
Reposted by TazerHakita @hakita.bsky.social · 07/05/2026i answered the last question, rocked asiimov's foundation. i smoked that shit that made arthur see clarke and wrote down the nine billion names of god. i deflowered algernon, tickled leibowitz's can, electric sheep dream of me. dune. 21582159
Reposted by TazerSaved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The movie will follow the events of the 1st game, starring Chris Pratt as Jack and Jack Black playing Andrew Ryan. 4716
Reposted by TazerSaved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Instead of repeatedly punching or killing your spouse, you have to do paperwork to file for divorce in Fable. 410113
Reposted by Tazerwint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect 5693431392
Reposted by TazersPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026🔊 It's a little unfair. You know, you win a war, but they, they have no right to be doing what they're doing. 427963
Reposted by TazersPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026ur lucky my dealer is here 08014
Reposted by TazerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/12/2025Things are going great over at X, The Everything App 82386518467
Reposted by TazerPat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Wow they really can't plan or manage for shit over there huh 2152276
Reposted by TazerChris Sutcliffe @chrissutcliffe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour 101636533
Reposted by TazerJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025this is literally never not accurate 100205425038
Reposted by TazerDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025"I'm so, so tired of ads for Ozempic, Viagra, and AI garbage, please give me something else" A finger on the monkey's paw curls "Draft Kings is your number one destination for every sport!" 231874169
Reposted by TazerBrendaniel @brendaniel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025White trash version of "clap when the fajitas are sizzling" is saying "oh fuck oh shit oh fuck" when the pizza rolls start exploding. 18312
Reposted by TazerPat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025This really is the end result of Microsoft hating internal teams and wanting outsourcing on every level. Why not outsource it to the robot fuck it who cares 1039284
Reposted by TazerShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2025universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam 874977700
Reposted by TazerDaniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars. 118164545179
Reposted by TazerEri!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Imagining inspector gadget getting a knockdown on someone and going "go go gadget okizeme"and laughing really hard over it 26635234
Reposted by TazerJohn Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . 20412757928
Reposted by TazerEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/07/2025my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls 748201217
Reposted by Tazer𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Fighting game of the year 2022 11461123
Reposted by Tazerwint @dril.bsky.social · 26/05/2025my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics 354677714
Reposted by TazerAlpha Beta Gamer @alphabetagamer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Announcing the Games to Get Excited About Fest 2025! 100+ upcoming indie games. No CGI trailers. No Filler. Just awesome upcoming indie games to get excited about. Game submissions are open! Post your games below or fill out the form! #gamedev #indiegames #indiedev #gaming 61416125
Reposted by TazerDakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025This one is even better 6426116
Reposted by TazerKinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Looks like Oblivion is back on the menu 162416685
Reposted by TazerPat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025This is so real 28996174
Reposted by TazerBrendaniel @brendaniel.bsky.social · 06/04/2025really went down the IMDB rabbit hole 47312
Reposted by TazerPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it 122145933836
Reposted by Tazerwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain 205384123236
Reposted by Tazerwint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you 130170121297
Reposted by Tazerworld of breasts @rainesage.blacksky.app · 19/02/2025poast a meme made by you 741088
Reposted by Tazerwint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad" 775269358
Reposted by TazerHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I think when you start to sound like this maybe you shouldn't get to have a public platform anymore idk 518347