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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 06/10/2026
"average person plays 75 foil commons" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person plays 0 foils per Comp REL event. NYC Pauper Player, who plays in Pauper League & sleeves up over 300 each week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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sPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Star Wars is doing so bad it killed Destiny
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i answered the last question, rocked asiimov's foundation. i smoked that shit that made arthur see clarke and wrote down the nine billion names of god. i deflowered algernon, tickled leibowitz's can, electric sheep dream of me. dune.
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Saved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The movie will follow the events of the 1st game, starring Chris Pratt as Jack and Jack Black playing Andrew Ryan.
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Saved You A Click Video Games @syacvg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Instead of repeatedly punching or killing your spouse, you have to do paperwork to file for divorce in Fable.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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sPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
🔊 It's a little unfair. You know, you win a war, but they, they have no right to be doing what they're doing.
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TehSnakerer @tehsnakerer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nvidia DLSS 5 looks crazy
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sPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
ur lucky my dealer is here
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/12/2025
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Wow they really can't plan or manage for shit over there huh
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Chris Sutcliffe @chrissutcliffe.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
Screenshot of a reply from a Deadlock dev about what caused the game to crash
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"I'm so, so tired of ads for Ozempic, Viagra, and AI garbage, please give me something else" A finger on the monkey's paw curls "Draft Kings is your number one destination for every sport!"
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Brendaniel @brendaniel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
White trash version of "clap when the fajitas are sizzling" is saying "oh fuck oh shit oh fuck" when the pizza rolls start exploding.
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This really is the end result of Microsoft hating internal teams and wanting outsourcing on every level. Why not outsource it to the robot fuck it who cares
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Eri!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Imagining inspector gadget getting a knockdown on someone and going "go go gadget okizeme"and laughing really hard over it
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/07/2025
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
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sPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Jesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 02/07/2025
This is an Xbox™️
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Fighting game of the year 2022
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
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Alpha Beta Gamer @alphabetagamer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Announcing the Games to Get Excited About Fest 2025! 100+ upcoming indie games. No CGI trailers. No Filler. Just awesome upcoming indie games to get excited about. Game submissions are open! Post your games below or fill out the form! #gamedev #indiegames #indiedev #gaming
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Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This one is even better
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Looks like Oblivion is back on the menu
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Mercy Grimm @mercygrimm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The double spaceman meme but about how Oblivion has always been a bad video game
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Pat Stares At KILL DRACULA @patstaresat.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This is so real
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Brendaniel @brendaniel.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
really went down the IMDB rabbit hole
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
new banner
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

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it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6



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Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI'

Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
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Anonymous @youranonnews.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Exactly f*cking this!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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world of breasts @rainesage.blacksky.app · 19/02/2025
poast a meme made by you
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/02/2025
Motherfucker.
A New York Post tweet with images of bikini clad burger saleswomen 

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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Warner Bros. to Multiversus:
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I think when you start to sound like this maybe you shouldn't get to have a public platform anymore idk
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
jrpg vs wrpg
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