Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TV promo: "Brought to you by ChatGP-" Me, blurting involuntarily: "Fuck you" 011
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Always remember: If others find you off-putting, you can always blame it on being cursed with a "specialized mind." 000
Reposted by Derek BTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through. 845337811
Reposted by Derek BBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER 151508192
Reposted by Derek BMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“The administration wrote to several grantees working on maternal health that while ‘maternal and infant health are important issues,’ their work ‘does not advance minority health with regards to OMH’s current priority areas.’” we don’t loathe these people enough. 341396449
Reposted by Derek BBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s so weird how these guys will be like ding dong pobodies nerfect about this and then a Cheerios commercial will have a gay guy and it will be six months later and they’re still talking about it 14990134
Reposted by Derek BThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You'd think she'd be nicer to a guy who could write her a Vicodin prescription. 1334340
Reposted by Derek BNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic. 382797420
Reposted by Derek BPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating 212782264
Reposted by Derek BKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Tell me again history doesn’t matternytimes.comOpinion | What It Took to Dismantle the Most Powerful Company in the World (Gift Article)A playbook to curb the growing power of Big Tech. 13459106
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Billions were paid to kill wind projects & now this. Do *any* of this admin's policies make sense to non-criminals? wapo.st/4zFDSA0wapo.stTrump seeks vast, potentially costly U.S. stake in Venezuelan oil industryA deal, which may come as early as next week, would be contentious and could cost U.S. taxpayers billions of dollars. 011
Reposted by Derek BKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm renaming Lake Ontario "The Kennedy Center." Then I'm renaming the (current) Kennedy Center "Trump Lake." Then I'm tearing down Trump Lake and building The Ontario Center for American Lakes. Then I'm flooding it and renaming it Lake White House. Then I'm renaming the movie "The Lake House" "Ontar 1352168
Reposted by Derek BDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...arstechnica.comElon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit saysxAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography. 5341752310
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I figured we'd get to the "snake eating its own tail" phase eventually. 010
Reposted by Derek BKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on. 7166861358
Reposted by Derek BSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ICE and CBP are full of rapists and child predators. A new report details it in horrific detail.forever-wars.comThe Sex Criminals and Child Abusers of ICE and CBPRape. Domestic violence. Epstein friendship. It's all tolerated by our valiant homeland-security apparatus. PLUS: COINTELPRO 2026 9243442034
Reposted by Derek BJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding" www.404media.co/show-how-3m-... 10154571823
Reposted by Derek BMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 10/02/2026I looked her up because it mentioned book publishing and...I need someone else to read this bio. I can't be alone in this experience. shelleylewis.com/about-shelley/shelleylewis.comAbout Shelley Anne Lewis | Author & Conscious LeaderLearn about Shelley Anne Lewis, author, spiritual entrepreneur, and founder of Sacred Space, focused on conscious leadership and purpose-driven business. 5112630
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When he was a kid, my dad thought that BM stood for body manure. That man sired me. 020
Reposted by Derek BKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet. 17455932065
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"I think those suckers can make it to the midterms," he added just before blasting a fart and blaming it on a duck he swears has been following him around "for longer than any duck has followed any President." 000
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There's a series on BBC called "Secrets of the Human Body" and, honestly, I'd rather not know any more than I already do. We're pretty gross. 000
Reposted by Derek BRoseMarie @rosesbloom24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Two Black mayors took cities that the country loves to write off and made them measurably safer. That’s not a fluke. That’s a blueprint. Chicago and Baltimore just posted numbers that should be front-page news. They’re not. We need to talk about why. 🧵 www.theroot.com/opinion-blac... 7562602703
Reposted by Derek BDana R. Fisher (aka the Apocalyptic Optimist) @fisherdanar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026After Alex Pretti was shot while peacefully witnessing during the immigration crackdown in Minnesota, the US government did not investigate his murder; they investigated groups that were supporting efforts to witness and document, calling them agitators. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/u...nytimes.comU.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown (Gift Article)The government conducted expansive surveillance, infiltrated group chats and obtained financial records of organizations never accused of crimes. 16248872264
Reposted by Derek BZach Everson @zacheverson.com · 12/08/2026NEW: Harmeet Dhillon swore in 100+ new Civil Rights Division lawyers as "civil rights warriors" for "ALL Americans" — then named exactly none of them. So we did. Court filings let us ID 11. At least 5 arrived with records of misconduct, controversy, or hiring irregularities. 1/citizen.orgMeet the attorneys Harmeet Dhillon installed to turn the Civil Rights Division against its mission - Public CitizenIntroduction On July 8, 2026, Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon tweeted that she had sworn in more than 100 new… 9830851582
Reposted by Derek BAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Trying to gauge when, exactly, between the lies about Haitian migrants, the extrajudicial boat killings, the Epstein Files strategy sessions, the Tate brothers importation, and the illegal overseas war, it was that God made his presence known to JD Vance through a glass on the wall 40756152
Reposted by Derek Bceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2026I don’t know what to tell you, man. everyone still over there is essentially melting their brains on contrarianism 24/7. “are scuba divers faking the need for bottled air?” these are addicts 734611540
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Only just saw Sen Cassidy's remarks from today. So, that was a hostage video, yeah? 000
Reposted by Derek B20th Century Baseball Man @20thbaseball.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There's a guy on the Fisher Cats named Dub Gleed. 2923434
Reposted by Derek BKevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We are getting reamed by a billionaire on the Moda Center. Full stop. Dundon wants us to pay nearly double the median cost of stadium renovations in 2025-2026, more than the Delta Center, which had to be converted from basketball to hockey. And he won’t even tell us what he wants the money for. 1424
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The funny thing about munitions stockpiles is that they don't wind up depleted if you only use them when you absolutely have to. They're like instant coffee. 010
Reposted by Derek Bmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here 3970631409
Reposted by Derek BPixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...mynbc5.comVT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police sayThe director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns. 1503394705
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Many of your staunchest supporters will one day claim to have never supported you " 000
Reposted by Derek BStephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this absolute scumbag www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...oregonlive.comTrump administration denies emergency funding for 2 Oregon wildfiresU.S. Sens. Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley have sent a letter to the federal agency expressing frustration with the decision. 281172391
Reposted by Derek BMichael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026There is a Large Vagina missing in all our hearts 4657
Reposted by Derek Bjessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful 193126157999
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It's about time, although I have the feeling they'll just find someone worse to replace O'Neal. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...theguardian.comWashington Post’s opinion editor resigns after just one year in roleAdam O’Neal did not give reason for his departure at end of August in another major shakeup at US publication 010
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Watching a season finale while thinking, "Thank god this is the last one." #CapeFear 000
Reposted by Derek B👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times 17108563744
Reposted by Derek BBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth. 359124383125
Reposted by Derek Bdelco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Saw LeBron at Valley Forge, he was looking at one of the log cabins and crying. “The cold, the hunger, the disease, the suffering. They did it all for us.” I put my arm around him and his bodyguard beat the shit out of me. 21274148
