Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Now bring me my flournoy, you layabout. You slugabed." 010
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TV promo: "Brought to you by ChatGP-" Me, blurting involuntarily: "Fuck you" 011
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Always remember: If others find you off-putting, you can always blame it on being cursed with a "specialized mind." 000
Reposted by Derek BTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through. 845337811
Reposted by Derek BBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER 151508192
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In that clip from the Nathan Fielder doc, she has a real Pennywise thing happening. Hadn't seen that before. 021
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I assume it's where I live because we're currently run by a collection of oppositional defiant disorder-having maniacs. 000
Reposted by Derek BMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“The administration wrote to several grantees working on maternal health that while ‘maternal and infant health are important issues,’ their work ‘does not advance minority health with regards to OMH’s current priority areas.’” we don’t loathe these people enough. 341396449
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just a shot in the dark but starting an unnecessary war with Iran that has resulted in severely disrupted gas/oil shipments via the Strait of Hormuz *might* have an impact. 0141
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oof. Those photos of his screen really undercut the "someone sent me a link and I mistakenly clicked it" defense. 060
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Christ, she's probably going to be the next Press Secretary 010
Reposted by Derek BBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s so weird how these guys will be like ding dong pobodies nerfect about this and then a Cheerios commercial will have a gay guy and it will be six months later and they’re still talking about it 14990134
Reposted by Derek BThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You'd think she'd be nicer to a guy who could write her a Vicodin prescription. 1334340
Reposted by Derek BNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic. 382797420
Reposted by Derek BPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating 212782264
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Kushner's input is clearly indispensable when you're trying to combat *squint so hard I pop a blood vessel* the affordability crisis? 000
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎶I'm in the mood For pug🎶 will be playing in my head for a good couple of days now 020
Reposted by Derek BKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Tell me again history doesn’t matternytimes.comOpinion | What It Took to Dismantle the Most Powerful Company in the World (Gift Article)A playbook to curb the growing power of Big Tech. 13459106
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Billions were paid to kill wind projects & now this. Do *any* of this admin's policies make sense to non-criminals? wapo.st/4zFDSA0wapo.stTrump seeks vast, potentially costly U.S. stake in Venezuelan oil industryA deal, which may come as early as next week, would be contentious and could cost U.S. taxpayers billions of dollars. 011
Reposted by Derek BKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm renaming Lake Ontario "The Kennedy Center." Then I'm renaming the (current) Kennedy Center "Trump Lake." Then I'm tearing down Trump Lake and building The Ontario Center for American Lakes. Then I'm flooding it and renaming it Lake White House. Then I'm renaming the movie "The Lake House" "Ontar 1352168
Reposted by Derek BDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...arstechnica.comElon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit saysxAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography. 5341752310
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I figured we'd get to the "snake eating its own tail" phase eventually. 010
Reposted by Derek BKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on. 7166861358
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Selective exposure seems like it was less of a thing back then, what with the whopping 3 TV networks. 110
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How on Earth does anyone take seriously an academic who uses the term "wokesters"? 010
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's an amazing feat to turn every IG position into a no-show job in less than half a term. 160
Reposted by Derek BSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ICE and CBP are full of rapists and child predators. A new report details it in horrific detail.forever-wars.comThe Sex Criminals and Child Abusers of ICE and CBPRape. Domestic violence. Epstein friendship. It's all tolerated by our valiant homeland-security apparatus. PLUS: COINTELPRO 2026 9243442034
Reposted by Derek BJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding" www.404media.co/show-how-3m-... 10154571823
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Any prick that uses the term "open borders" is not worth listening to, and this particular prick is the effing house minority leader. 000
Reposted by Derek BMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 10/02/2026I looked her up because it mentioned book publishing and...I need someone else to read this bio. I can't be alone in this experience. shelleylewis.com/about-shelley/shelleylewis.comAbout Shelley Anne Lewis | Author & Conscious LeaderLearn about Shelley Anne Lewis, author, spiritual entrepreneur, and founder of Sacred Space, focused on conscious leadership and purpose-driven business. 5112630
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dude got a BBL. It's part of his recent obsession with renovation. 000
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When he was a kid, my dad thought that BM stood for body manure. That man sired me. 020
Reposted by Derek BKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet. 17455932065
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"I think those suckers can make it to the midterms," he added just before blasting a fart and blaming it on a duck he swears has been following him around "for longer than any duck has followed any President." 000
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There's a series on BBC called "Secrets of the Human Body" and, honestly, I'd rather not know any more than I already do. We're pretty gross. 000
Derek B @tanpants.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It seems that *every piece* of new tech is so rushed to meet benchmarks that these nitwits can't be bothered to consider potential downsides to what they've created. 060
Reposted by Derek BRoseMarie @rosesbloom24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Two Black mayors took cities that the country loves to write off and made them measurably safer. That’s not a fluke. That’s a blueprint. Chicago and Baltimore just posted numbers that should be front-page news. They’re not. We need to talk about why. 🧵 www.theroot.com/opinion-blac... 7562602703
Reposted by Derek BDana R. Fisher (aka the Apocalyptic Optimist) @fisherdanar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026After Alex Pretti was shot while peacefully witnessing during the immigration crackdown in Minnesota, the US government did not investigate his murder; they investigated groups that were supporting efforts to witness and document, calling them agitators. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/u...nytimes.comU.S. Investigated Left-Leaning Groups During Minnesota Immigration Crackdown (Gift Article)The government conducted expansive surveillance, infiltrated group chats and obtained financial records of organizations never accused of crimes. 16248872264
