Reposted by TanowickiThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 6hI don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 152234470
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 52mThe kid is laughing at him. He’s going to tell his parents, who dragged him there, to not vote for that doofus. 010
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 1hWe’re going to need Weaver to be in full chaos mode today. Boston yearns for it. 020
Reposted by TanowickiNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 249184845636
Reposted by Tanowickilizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a guy working at the florence bi-mart told us with obvious pride that he has stocked the largest beer selection of any bi-mart and i told him i would tell the whole internet. great job guy 2027414
Reposted by TanowickiPost Mo Thóoooooooin (DAVE!) @davebrowne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I didn't think anything would beat Y-Axis Label today for dumbest thing ever but then David Ellison posted a still from TITANIC to project only good things are ahead for Skydance and I thought "I stand corrected, but surely..." and then this. It's been a wild hour. 08719
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m in the market for a pet fountain, preferably battery operated. What is a good brand to look for? 100
Reposted by TanowickiRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 463141512822
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If the next administration doesn’t void every contract signed between 2021-2025 and prosecute the grifters for fencing stolen goods, I will riot. I should be close to retirement then so I’ll have the time. 030
Reposted by TanowickiThe Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Joyce Carol Oates: you know Oates: i have a take Barker: oh shit Barker: oh shit this is gonna be good Poe: how do you figure? Barker: edgar Barker: it's a joyce carol oates take Barker: they're always good Poe: i don't know about that Barker: they're good to me, edgar 946189
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This stand off is hilarious as Ruth has never been on this window sill in her life. There’s no way for her to get there. 030
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As I attempt to work on my timesheet, I realized that I’ve been filling out timesheets with project billing for 30 years with only brief reprieves. This is the absolute worst part of my job. I would pay some level of fine to not have to do it. 030
Reposted by TanowickiClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh, did Claude invent an algorithm to recommend music based on the music you like is it different from what Spotify and Pandora and every other streaming music app has already been doing is it worth the absolutely ludicrous amount of money they spent developing it 282658
Reposted by Tanowickic0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him. 2847521597
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Many, many years ago, a group of us on a web forum convinced one of the other members that The Dark Knight was a musical. We were so convincing that she mentioned that fact to her brother. Stupid brother ruined the running gag. 241
Reposted by TanowickiMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest 1231345
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only thing that would keep me from valuing rose at the very market top would be her injury history. That doesn't seem to be as big a current issue. There's no way she's only 250K though. 000
Reposted by Tanowickibort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026please consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it 538439
Reposted by TanowickiSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2959091395
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So this is nonsense. But, I’m now thinking about making some kind of laminated colorful thing to hang behind the shelves in the doors. 010
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ruth: “where’s Beverly? I want to play” Beverly: “fuck play” 000
Reposted by Tanowickiandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the two genders 27710
Reposted by TanowickiTheo Lloyd-Hughes @theolloydhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know people have been wondering about how to pronounce NWSL Atlanta’s new team name, I can tell you that the Phoenix is silent. 17712
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Winter blanket is on the bed. The emergency duvet which usually hangs out at the foot of the bed is v still on its chair. 020
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I had to get up and put on B socks because my feet were too cold to sleep. Putting on my winter blanket today. 000
Reposted by TanowickiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026Q: What’s the biggest mistake people make with potato salad? A: It’s never about potato salad. You think your great-aunt gives a fuck about the mustard-to-raisins ratio? No. This is about her mother and about why Aunt Deborah got to take the stuffed pheasant when Pop Pop died.buff.lyFAQ: Potato Salad“In this potato salad, there are potatoes. Mayonnaise. Paprika, obviously. Two giant celery chunks. One red onion, diced. Three hard-boiled eggs. Two ants an... 2585
Reposted by TanowickiEl Brento @andbrent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My wife to me when she bakes cookies. 06411
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m trying to train her that she can get on the counter to look out the window but she can’t cross the white towel line. The sink and where I do most of my food prep are beyond the line. It’s a work in progress. 040
Reposted by Tanowickir3v @r3v.com · 27/09/2026Ok, can we all agree that that wasn't a corgi? #BAONPDX 3151
Reposted by TanowickiFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026It is no coincidence that rationalists and EAs tend to be straight white guys from well-off families, because for everybody else, the world usually conspires to knock some sense into you about your inherent god-emperor genius by the time you’re old enough to drink. 271920221
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Except for changing my sheets and cleaning the shower, my whole house is clean. First time that’s happened on a Saturday in many, many months. Thanks vyvanse. Vyvanse reminds me a lot of focalin but with urgency. 010
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yo, purple jeep! You’re a bad driver and you have a distinctive car. You should only be one of those. 000
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“I forgot there was a Timbers game.” Looks at score. “Apparently they did too.” -@gothcapo. 0100
Reposted by Tanowicki#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026War...Eagle? www.instagram.com/reel/Ddwbkr-... 1256
Reposted by TanowickiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026"What is that noise? Is that music? And why are these men prancing about to ugly music? This is not art. This is not a Jellicle cat. What the hell is that on their legs? It’s like they cut up jumpers and put them on their legs. That is NOT what Jellicle cats do." (Happy b-day, T.S.) buff.ly/tUau6Zrbuff.lyT.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First TimeSept 26 2021 9/26/22 9/26/23 9/26/25 1487
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wish for everyone to become their own Celine Dion or Enya. Whichever way your muses take you. 020
Reposted by TanowickiKhanh Pham for Oregon @khanhphamfororegon.com · 25/09/2026This Sunday I'm partnering with Rep Thuy Tran and Rep Willy Chotzen for a Walking Town Hall event in SD23's Hollywood neighborhood that overlaps with Oregon Walks' Portland Promenade event. RSVP here! Hope to see you Sunday: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...docs.google.com2026 Joint Walk Town HallJoin Sen Khanh Pham (SD 23), Rep Willy Chotzen (HD 46) and Rep Thuy Tran (HD 45) for our Annual Mobile Town Hall! Sunday, September 27th @ 11:00am This year, we're WALKING and joining Oregon Walks t... 042
Reposted by TanowickiCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Demonic entity caught on film. Photo from my collection, no date/info. 302137192
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Now that sweater weather approaches, I remember that if I were to strike it stupid rich, I would have a sweater closet. I would also get a walk-in coat and jacket closet. 150