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Tanowicki

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Bit of a sleepyhead. Hot showers forever!

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 6h
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 52m
The kid is laughing at him. He’s going to tell his parents, who dragged him there, to not vote for that doofus.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 1h
We’re going to need Weaver to be in full chaos mode today. Boston yearns for it.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 1h
The giant fluffy paws.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a guy working at the florence bi-mart told us with obvious pride that he has stocked the largest beer selection of any bi-mart and i told him i would tell the whole internet. great job guy
an aisle of beers a lot of them suck but idk some drinkable stuff mixed in. pub beer is legit there's more in this area, this is like the "craft" selection i guess oh here's the rainier and the pabst and things of that nature
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Post Mo Thóoooooooin (DAVE!) @davebrowne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't think anything would beat Y-Axis Label today for dumbest thing ever but then David Ellison posted a still from TITANIC to project only good things are ahead for Skydance and I thought "I stand corrected, but surely..." and then this. It's been a wild hour.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m in the market for a pet fountain, preferably battery operated. What is a good brand to look for?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the next administration doesn’t void every contract signed between 2021-2025 and prosecute the grifters for fencing stolen goods, I will riot. I should be close to retirement then so I’ll have the time.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joyce Carol Oates: you know Oates: i have a take Barker: oh shit Barker: oh shit this is gonna be good Poe: how do you figure? Barker: edgar Barker: it's a joyce carol oates take Barker: they're always good Poe: i don't know about that Barker: they're good to me, edgar
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This stand off is hilarious as Ruth has never been on this window sill in her life. There’s no way for her to get there.
Looking up into stairwell. Small gray and white, growly cat is sitting on a windowsill. Larger, black, hissy cat is sitting on stairs looking up at her.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As I attempt to work on my timesheet, I realized that I’ve been filling out timesheets with project billing for 30 years with only brief reprieves. This is the absolute worst part of my job. I would pay some level of fine to not have to do it.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh, did Claude invent an algorithm to recommend music based on the music you like is it different from what Spotify and Pandora and every other streaming music app has already been doing is it worth the absolutely ludicrous amount of money they spent developing it
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many, many years ago, a group of us on a web forum convinced one of the other members that The Dark Knight was a musical. We were so convincing that she mentioned that fact to her brother. Stupid brother ruined the running gag.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest
NWS Weather Prediction Center @NWSWPC
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details:
wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excessive_..

Map of the US with a definite phallicular rain shape across the middle

4:15 PM • Sep 28, 2026
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only thing that would keep me from valuing rose at the very market top would be her injury history. That doesn't seem to be as big a current issue. There's no way she's only 250K though.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please consider that when you post about all men being bad or disgusting you are going to cause a bunch of self flagellating guys to come writhing out of the ground like earthworms and the rest of us have to see it
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So this is nonsense. But, I’m now thinking about making some kind of laminated colorful thing to hang behind the shelves in the doors.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ruth: “where’s Beverly? I want to play” Beverly: “fuck play”
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two genders
trans am firebird logoatlanta city fc logo with phoenix in the middle
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Theo Lloyd-Hughes @theolloydhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know people have been wondering about how to pronounce NWSL Atlanta’s new team name, I can tell you that the Phoenix is silent.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having a lime cucumber Gatorade. The best flavor.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Winter blanket is on the bed. The emergency duvet which usually hangs out at the foot of the bed is v still on its chair.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had to get up and put on B socks because my feet were too cold to sleep. Putting on my winter blanket today.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
Q: What’s the biggest mistake people make with potato salad? A: It’s never about potato salad. You think your great-aunt gives a fuck about the mustard-to-raisins ratio? No. This is about her mother and about why Aunt Deborah got to take the stuffed pheasant when Pop Pop died.
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FAQ: Potato Salad
“In this potato salad, there are potatoes. Mayonnaise. Paprika, obviously. Two giant celery chunks. One red onion, diced. Three hard-boiled eggs. Two ants an...
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El Brento @andbrent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife to me when she bakes cookies.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a new season of physical 100 set in Mexico
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m trying to train her that she can get on the counter to look out the window but she can’t cross the white towel line. The sink and where I do most of my food prep are beyond the line. It’s a work in progress.
Gray and white cat laying on white towel line looking back at the photographer.
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r3v @r3v.com · 27/09/2026
Ok, can we all agree that that wasn't a corgi? #BAONPDX
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
It is no coincidence that rationalists and EAs tend to be straight white guys from well-off families, because for everybody else, the world usually conspires to knock some sense into you about your inherent god-emperor genius by the time you’re old enough to drink.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Except for changing my sheets and cleaning the shower, my whole house is clean. First time that’s happened on a Saturday in many, many months. Thanks vyvanse. Vyvanse reminds me a lot of focalin but with urgency.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yo, purple jeep! You’re a bad driver and you have a distinctive car. You should only be one of those.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I forgot there was a Timbers game.” Looks at score. “Apparently they did too.” -@gothcapo.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The shave ice place has shave ice cocktails?
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this game ends 7-5 I would not be surprised.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really like Fleming but not as the corner taker.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That sign language interpreter was telling a story.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
War...Eagle? www.instagram.com/reel/Ddwbkr-...
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why would you deny sport to anyone?
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"What is that noise? Is that music? And why are these men prancing about to ugly music? This is not art. This is not a Jellicle cat. What the hell is that on their legs? It’s like they cut up jumpers and put them on their legs. That is NOT what Jellicle cats do." (Happy b-day, T.S.) buff.ly/tUau6Zr
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T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First Time
Sept 26 2021 9/26/22 9/26/23 9/26/25
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish for everyone to become their own Celine Dion or Enya. Whichever way your muses take you.
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Khanh Pham for Oregon @khanhphamfororegon.com · 25/09/2026
This Sunday I'm partnering with Rep Thuy Tran and Rep Willy Chotzen for a Walking Town Hall event in SD23's Hollywood neighborhood that overlaps with Oregon Walks' Portland Promenade event. RSVP here! Hope to see you Sunday: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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2026 Joint Walk Town Hall
Join Sen Khanh Pham (SD 23), Rep Willy Chotzen (HD 46) and Rep Thuy Tran (HD 45) for our Annual Mobile Town Hall! Sunday, September 27th @ 11:00am This year, we're WALKING and joining Oregon Walks t...
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Freeloader
Gray and white cat sitting on blue chair next to wood cabinets with a green floor.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Demonic entity caught on film. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo and a shiny black cat lying on its side. There’s motion blur around its head and forepaws as it is clearly biting and chewing on a folder or stack of papers in its grip.
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Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now that sweater weather approaches, I remember that if I were to strike it stupid rich, I would have a sweater closet. I would also get a walk-in coat and jacket closet.
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