Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 2mThere is no limit. It puts me to sleep for hours long naps before I have too many. 110
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 14hI almost just got attacked by deer. They were too close and could have kicked me and given me rabies. 110
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 14hI just had a ribeye and kimchee with ginger sandwich. Would mostly recommend except I think it was on the expensive side. 020
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So frustrating. Is it just one concept that could maybe be explained a fifth way that makes sense or is it everything? 100
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I know different gas stations have different prices but $1/gallon difference seems excessive. 000
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I got a little water fountain. Beverly loves it. Ruth hissed at it. 040
Reposted by Tanowickic0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/01/2026It's hard to grasp how large this grouper is until you see it in comparison to the ship's toilet on the left. This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m) Let's talk about these gentle giants. 16749210
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I got my flu and Covid shots on Friday. I forget which went into which arm. But the one that stings a bit more going on leads to a sorer arm. The other one was a non- issue. 030
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Go to Hong Phat for the $5 banh mi, shop for the experience. 010
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Part of the strangeness also has to do with the cast. Half of the people really, really wanted to compete. The other half were along for the ride and just thought it was cool. 100
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I watched it and was fascinated. They obviously had the budget for all the very drugged up game and set designers to just go hog wild. And I kept waiting for what awkward situation they would put them in next. 100
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is anyone watching wonka’s golden ticket thing on Netflix? It is very strange. 000
Reposted by TanowickiJustin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Athenea's day summarized:static.klipy.comGrandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The SimpsonsALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons 0263
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026They could have strings you can pull on to make them shorter or longer, like Roman shades. They would fit everyone! 030
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m so sorry. It’s the hardest part of having a pet. 020
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was going to get pizza tonight but I erranded so hard this afternoon I’m going to stay in. Maybe I’ll fold laundry. 010
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sometimes I see something interesting at Costco but the amount of plastic packaging involved makes me pass. 000
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They’re also moist inside. We’re a big bag of gross. 020
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s goo all the way down. Has your friend never cut themselves or got road rash? Goo is just waiting to escape. 120
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can hear some cheers from the local high school, especially when they’re loud and unified. Just heard a hearty chorus of “ref, you suck”. 040
Reposted by TanowickiPortland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 09/10/2026If Jane Austen once referred to Pride and Prejudice as “her own darling child,” playwright Kate Hamill is the aunt who taught that child how to be funny. A new, wonderful production by Portland Center Stage can barely contain all the hilarity!portlandmercury.comPride and Prejudice: Now With More Wit and Innuendo - Portland MercuryPortland Center Stage's Pride and Prejudice has so much wit we're going back for more! 0102
Reposted by TanowickiFlayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When I’m listening to intense music 118451
Reposted by Tanowickiwyrm in a hat @wyrninahat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Our pediatrician always said "all good readers start by eating their books" 😂 5873
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve thought, I should make less, like minimum wage. Then I’d be good. 130
Reposted by TanowickiTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY. 6223161703
Reposted by Tanowickiheylookabug.bsky.social @heylookabug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oooh I'm going to be tempted to use this in the family group chat 1272
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026After seeing pride and prejudice yesterday, I’ve decided to rewatch the Colin Firth miniseries version. He is so broody during every scene. 000
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Was trying to tell Ruth and Beverly some really wise, split the difference, kind of decisions to them. They didn’t care. If Solomon had tried to deal with cats, they’d each have ended up with half a baby and been good with it. 000
Reposted by TanowickiRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024. 171796603
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s a good way to think of them because they do lose the essence of what a cookie is. 030
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I tried one because they are trendy and I wanted to know what they tasted like. It was expensive and kind of bad. Plus it took like 15 minutes for the clerk to add all the frosting and what not to make it photogenic enough to give to me in its pretty box. 120
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s places like crumbl which are absolutely monster sized. They’re also loaded up on so much sugar it’s kind of gross. So, I think it’s true for the recent trendy, commercial, cookie only bakeries. 130
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a close second.static.klipy.comOz WickedALT: Oz Wicked 130
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw Pride and prejudice at PCS. It’s a very good show and quite funny. It moved along at a clip to put everything into two acts. 120
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve got a piece of plaque stuck to my front tooth that sucks less than this ref. 020
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I lived in Boston for 6 years and was fine with being called a masshole when I adopted the regional habits. It is so very much an appropriate term. 030
Tanowicki @tanowicki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Too bad Canada doesn’t have dragons. Fleming is going to just have to be our tiny maple leaf 000
Reposted by TanowickiThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 203669739
