Reposted by Matthew CarlThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia 391242170
Reposted by Matthew CarlHome of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 07/12/2025FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it." Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol... 14134351133
Reposted by Matthew CarlState of the Scene @sotspodcast.bsky.social · 28/11/2025This Place Will Become Your Tomb by Sleep Token has hit the top of the Rock and Metal Album chart in the UK, 4 years after its initial release. 1226
Reposted by Matthew CarlDavid Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Now do pardons for people who assaulted law-enforcement officers. 1723055
Reposted by Matthew CarlSarah Burris @sarahburris.bsky.social · 20/11/2025omg lol "Quiet Piggy" via amayes on the Tok www.tiktok.com/@amayes.me/v... 02816
Reposted by Matthew CarlJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 17/11/2025The executive has encouraged the legislature to compel the executive to release files the executive holds and has chosen not to release despite calls from legislators. It's unclear whether the executive will veto the legislature's bill, and whether the legislature will over-ride the executive's veto 38638147
Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/11/2025@bsky.app why does the video also stop halfway through. Is it me, is it you? 000
Reposted by Matthew CarlJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/10/2025New from 404 Media: you can't refuse to be scanned by ICE's new facial recognition app, according to internal DHS document I obtained. Photos captured by the app are stored for 15 years, including U.S. citizens. We've seen officers scanning faces w/ phones on streets www.404media.co/you-cant-ref...404media.coYou Can't Refuse To Be Scanned by ICE's Facial Recognition App, DHS Document SaysPhotos captured by Mobile Fortify will be stored for 15 years, regardless of immigration or citizenship status, the document says. 791162793
Reposted by Matthew CarlWriters Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/09/2025WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live! 842264198716
Reposted by Matthew CarlWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 16/09/2025RIP Robert Redford 🙏 531490305
Reposted by Matthew CarlChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/08/2025Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that. 1027188796597
Reposted by Matthew CarlMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 16/08/2025All it took was an Oasis reunion and Man City are back on top 😅 1242
Reposted by Matthew CarlThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24/07/2025Trump: “It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion…” Powell: “I’m not aware of that.” Trump: “It just came out.” Powell: “You are including the Martin renovation. You just added in a third building.” Trump: “It’s a building that's being built.” Powell: “No, it was built five years ago.” 39241761003
Reposted by Matthew CarlAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/07/2025South Park is getting canceled after this lmao. 584177965079
Reposted by Matthew CarlKC Here for Comedy @cunninglinguist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Pablo Torre (Fuck Around and) Find(s) Out 0786
Reposted by Matthew CarlAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/06/2025a reporter points out to Leavitt that Trump says something will happen in "two weeks" all the time and then it doesn't happen 🙃 9984557878
Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Can I just get a timeline that’s in chronological order? I don’t need to see posts from 9 days ago. 000
Reposted by Matthew CarlChris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 14/06/2025FOUND DOG: Highland Park in Los Angeles, Garvanza district by Church of the Angels. He’s safe with us and getting water. Please repost / message me directly. Green collar, no tag. 8228103
Reposted by Matthew CarlMediaite @mediaite.com · 10/06/2025Bob Costas Condemns Mainstream Press for Doing ‘MAGA Media’: ‘There Really Isn’t Two Sides’dlvr.itBob Costas Condemns Mainstream Press for Doing ‘MAGA Media’: ‘There Really Isn’t Two Sides’Legendary sportscaster Bob Costas blasted the media over its handling of President Donald Trump's second term during an awards ceremony on Monday night. The post Bob Costas Condemns Mainstream Press for Doing ‘MAGA Media’: ‘There Really Isn’t Two Sides’ first appeared on Mediaite. 422625532
Reposted by Matthew CarlState of the Scene @sotspodcast.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Sleep Token is officially the number one album in the country, notching the number one spot on the Billboard Top 200 with 127K equivalent units sold. 24510
Reposted by Matthew CarlAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/04/2025Cory Booker as he breaks Strom Thurmond's speaking record: "I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people are more powerful." 181178563414
Reposted by Matthew CarlAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/04/2025"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥 9736361914389
Reposted by Matthew CarlWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 20/03/2025🤣🎯 181636249
Reposted by Matthew CarlMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/03/2025EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!! 10554569511041
Reposted by Matthew CarlMorgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did. 15783342855
Reposted by Matthew CarlCaptain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon. 38936892212094
Reposted by Matthew CarlThe Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 14/03/2025@therickwilson.bsky.social has an urgent message for the Dems: SHUT IT DOWN! Watch:youtu.beRick Wilson Has an URGENT Message for Chuck Schumer: SHUT IT DOWN!YouTube video by The Lincoln Project 1077213556565
Reposted by Matthew CarlAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill. They vote in the morning. ☎️: (202) 224-4451 1011307857834
Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Ezra has a lot of solid points, none better than this. 010
Reposted by Matthew CarlDave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 09/03/2025A massive story in Canada is that damn near the entire country is turning on national God Wayne Gretzky because he refuses to stand up for Canadian sovereignty due to his desire to keep getting invites to Mar A Lago. An entire country choosing dignity over star-f*cking. We could take a lesson. 428164092842
Reposted by Matthew CarlMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I had to bring this here because it’s so good 1399263865960
Reposted by Matthew CarlLaura Jane Grace @laurajanegrace.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Watched the Nickelback documentary on Netflix last night and now I begrudgingly have to respect their music. Don’t let this happen to you people. 142303
Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 08/03/2025@troydumas4.bsky.social we need you over here. How else will I get into Radiohead “In Rainbows” album? #GBR 030
Reposted by Matthew CarlDisaster Assist Tay @tayaustin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025We got babies!! 2 eaglets hatched this morning 031
Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Nope. Deal with it. Feel the shame. I don’t really give a shit. Be better. 000
Reposted by Matthew CarlCraig Reynolds @craigreynolds.bsky.social · 28/02/2025“Hi @elonmusk can you please tell us 5 things you did last week? 🤔” Via fortune.com/2025/02/27/t... 0112
Reposted by Matthew CarlJasmin Mujanović @jasminmuj.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Evidently, the leader of the free world now is Volodymyr Zelenskyy. 483573590
Reposted by Matthew CarlTammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 26/02/2025Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you? 946217866767
Reposted by Matthew CarlAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 20/02/2025Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong. He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man. There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self An absolute joke 1241261955353
Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 19/02/2025@petedominick.bsky.social Pete, you helped me keep my sh*t together on XM, been a long time listener. Going through a tough time now, just wanted to express my gratitude for you and your perspective on life, fatherhood, and being vulnerable as a male. 000
Reposted by Matthew CarlCaptain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Bird flu is costing families at the store and devastating Arizona egg producers and Elon Musk just accidentally fired the people whose job it is to stop it. 3739678
Reposted by Matthew CarlPaul Rieckhoff @rieckhoff.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Everyone should read this. “Fear now stalks the land.”🎯🚨 www.persuasion.community/p/the-crisis...persuasion.communityThe Crisis of Democracy Is HereAnd it’s going to get a lot worse. 0289
Reposted by Matthew CarlNeil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 15/02/2025At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years. Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’. 1548221465885
Reposted by Matthew CarlThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2025Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respecttheonion.comMusk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire RespectWASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ... 1105526547
Reposted by Matthew CarlBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025“A minorrrrrrrr” 1197223192297
Reposted by Matthew CarlLuke Russert @lukerussert.bsky.social · 10/02/202540 acres and a mule mentioned at the Super Bowl halftime with Trump there is 💯 1568654
