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Matthew Carl

@tankbark.bsky.social
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s PI. They don’t control the flags, man. Every week that is called. Head not turned around to the ball, hand fighting, that’s called
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MLF’s M.O.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But the paper says they’ll win the Super Bowl. Even 60 minutes did a story.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s an Achilles. F**k
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like how he holds it all the way down, making sure everyone knows what he is working with.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does your math take into account the injuries along the Packers offensive line? Does it take into account no RB1? These are variables that you must consider. What about the results if the team doesn’t make it and the other team scores a TD?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ya’ll play these games in math environments without seeing with your eyes what is going on. Analytics work in long terms, they do not hold up in single plays. Ask Moneyball. And I was a A’s season ticket holder.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not a big enough margin to go with the way the game is going
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even healthy, that oline is questionable and lacks experience. This is an organizational failure.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turning point…roughing the passer. All crumbled after that. That “here we go again” crept in..
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He was thinking about throwing so it’s. It a fumble. Saw this in Detroit, week 1.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And the huge run to follow. Off the field to red zone snaps. Such a bad call.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big play, run.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He has no time to cook.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was worse than last week.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Third time is a trend.
static.klipy.com
Miller Choke in Basketball Game
ALT: Miller Choke in Basketball Game
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Scoreboard is all that matters
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taking points off the board to go with a QB sneak by Love who doesn’t do it is the ridiculous thing
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It was going to happen at some point, get it over with.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, it’s a classic game we lose late because we didn’t end it early.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe he shouldn’t put himself In those situations. Late slide, awkward, lowered his body before sliding. Defender should just stand there??
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He put himself in the position..late, awkward slide.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is why the USA chant is so cringe.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The art of the TACO.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He showing us the military is his, by awarding these medals tonight, he is telling them they are his, in order to use them against us. This is going to take strong military leadership in our officer ranks and enlisted ranks
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Why take the spotlight away for his crazy?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Did she say “you have killed Americans”?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The game has been good, but the ice has been tilted heavily for long periods of time. I think the Leafs/Kings game 7 from 1993, Campbell conference finals was the best game I have seen. Hell, that entire series was unreal.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Physicality is not a structure and Team USA hasn’t really been that physical since the first 10 mint of the game. There is no offensive identity for the US.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
They have to be taking people born here of undocumented parents, meaning they are citizens. The hell with the 14th amendment
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Uh, scoreboard?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Never wanted an expecting mother to have her child taken from her more.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Caleb’s body will not hold up.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
25….TWENTY FUCKING FIVE 4th quarter points
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman is sitting on a couch and says shut it down
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says shut it down
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Should have been fired three months ago. Only 10 minutes left for this entire staff. Burn it all down.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I voted for him, of course you know nothing about me but assumed because I said something you don’t want to hear. That’s the problem with this echo chamber, but you don’t lose on a National ticket and decide you are running again. Those days are over.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
That ship sailed.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I already have Prime, but it’s stupid. Hell, I’m out of market and already pay for Sunday ticket which is not as valuable as it was with Netflix, Prime, ESPN. Can they just start their streaming service now?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
But is that not the point, to outrage libs?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
C-17 and other military cargo planes move stuff all day, all over the world. This isn’t out of the norm.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Good call. Like I said, open to being wrong only saw it live. If that was the call, horrible.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I think he lost his footing, decide to toss it back, QB didn’t look like he was expecting it. I am open to being wrong only saw the play live.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Not sure that was the call.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The man has been up all night, sundowning, invading nations…what do you want from him.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What time is it acceptable to have a drink on the west coast?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
He isn’t dropping it, he was told it’s illegal.
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This was last night?
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Matthew Carl @tankbark.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hopefully the funding for the research doesn’t get leveraged for extortion. First they come for the research, then there was no map.
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