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Tamara Jade

@tamaaya.net
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Proprietress - Tamaaya's Cafe - a website about things - tamaaya.net Washed up video game journalist and mobile phone repairer. Profile pic by BRBeeps. She/they

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 07/10/2026
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 7h
Combine two film titles to make a new film. Being John Wick.
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Lachlan Williams @lawksland.bsky.social · 11h
Look at this awesome sweet potato I saw.
A long, girthy sweet potato with a vein.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 7h
NGV hosting an exhibition by an "artist" who uses the slop machines to create her art is absolutely fucking offensive.
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h
Starting to think the monkey paws themselves are AI generated, to have enough fingers for every wish being fucked up.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 15h
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 20h
Go to your local library, borrow their CDs and rip them to your laptop. Or hell, just hang out there and rip what you want and then go home. Your tax dollars already paid for it.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 15h
Didn’t they do this like a decade ago and it gave us that godawful Halo series?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place
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Non-place - Wikipedia
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 19h
Neal Stephenson: In my book I invented the Diamond Age as a cautionary tale. Also Neal Stephenson: At long last, we have created the Diamond Age from my classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Diamond Age.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 15h
I’m not at PAX AUS today or tomorrow but I will be there Sunday, as has been my tradition for the past few years.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 18h
You can always tell a true married with children fan when you see one
A package for oven roasted chicken breast by a company called, importantly to the joke, Applegate Naturals
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 20h
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 15h
“Richard Garriot has got the rights to Ultima back” HELL YEAH WOO ULTIMA LIVES BITCHES “Richard Garriot is heavily into generative AI” no not like this
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Louis Patterson @theboatend.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, slayers is one of the handful of anime that makes more rather than less sense when you remember for example that Lina is *supposed* to be fifteen years old. [even younger for the movies! maybe thirteen or fourteen!]
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Wren Brier @wrenegade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've just learned that Freeplay has removed me as a sponsor for Parallels due to an accusation from a speaker that I am a "zionist". Where did the speaker get this idea? Because Unpacking was included in a listicle in an online Jewish publication a few days ago. I didn't even know about the article.
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Nyek London @stupidhoroscope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I misunderstood this headline and thought Kojima just went 'Oh, nice hobby port you've got there, shame really' *drops official port*
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Yves 🎮 Playing P5X @yge9999.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Dev Avengers #Danganronpa #NierAutomata #Undertale #ResidentEvil #Bayonetta #NoMoreHeroes #GravityRush #KidIcarus #Kirby #428ShibuyaScramble #ShadowOfTheColossus
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 05/10/2026
Happy new Kenny Lauderdale video day to those who celebrate.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 04/10/2026
Mirror's Edge Catalyst is $1.50 on Steam right now, and while it's not a patch on the original and the story is kind of... terrible, it's still a decent game if the first was your thing, and for that price you've got nothing to lose.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 03/10/2026
The Footrot Flats movie is getting a 4K remaster and I am unreasonably excited for this. Also, you now have Slice of Heaven stuck in your head. You're welcome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RD_...
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Footrot Flats - The Dog's Tale - Official 4K Remastered Trailer
YouTube video by Madman Films
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stupid sexy mantis
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Bullshit (comisions open) @bsporn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Streaming services removing shows sucks. Streaming services removing toddler shows is fuckin apocalyptic. I can't explain to my two yearold that hbo Max doesn't have sesame st mecha builders anymore. He doesn't fuckin care.
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Bullshit (comisions open) @bsporn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on suspiciously wealthy furries. Now is your time.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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David Smith @rhunwords.com · 03/10/2026
Linking my old Sydney Mystery piece to @hellomisspotter.com was how I discovered Gameshub’s current owners have me listed as “Senior Editor”. Just to make it clear: I do not work for them, I am certainly not their Senior Editor, and I have now asked them to remove the title from my byline.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 03/10/2026
Not now five-dimensional black hole.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 02/10/2026
Love to be woken at 2am by an earthquake.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 02/10/2026
Big shoutouts to Square Enix for not making upgrade packs available for the Switch 2 versions of Octopath Traveller and Octopath Traveller 2. Absolute dog act.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder for anyone that cares, Argonaut keeps partnering with ModRetro, run by war profiteer and general creep Palmer Luckey Thread about why they suck below bsky.app/profile/mous...
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
One of my favourite tech avenues of late 80s and early 90s Japanese PCs is stuff that had a PC Engine built into it. The PC-KD863G is a fine example of the PC Engine-in-things: a standalone 15" monitor with a PCE built in that could be used as is for a super-sharp RGB image or with a Japanese PC.
A magazine/brochure ad for the boxy CRT monitor, proudly beige, and displaying its sharp RGB colourful image. A hu-card slot is built into the monitor, as is a joypad slot. Boxy clip-on speakers can be seen too.
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 01/10/2026
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Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
ALT: Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 02/10/2026
The Last Jedi.
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Jessie L @jessielilley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is enraging. So the ONLY thing available to counter inflation is to constantly ratchet up my mortgage repayments but they can’t do a thing about this shit in 11 years? I pay company tax, personal tax, council rates, exorbitant interest, every kind of fkn govt payment but look at these pricks.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 30/09/2026
I am a strong advocate of bringing back the long S.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 26/09/2026
Freo dropping the greatest choke of all time what the hell.
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David Smith @rhunwords.com · 26/09/2026
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 26/09/2026
What the fuck just happened in the grand final.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 26/09/2026
It's 2026 but you still can't watch the AFL grand final live in 4K.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 25/09/2026
Saw the Resident Evil movie, which is definitely the most video game movie ever made.
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Tamara Jade @tamaaya.net · 23/09/2026
Happy Slow Roads Is Out On Steam Today day for those who celebrate.
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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey it's me, a dev at Remedy. I made some of the trailers for CONTROL Resonant! I'll be streaming the game for a few hours when it launches on September 24th at 10AM EDT, 9AM CDT, 7AM PDT, 3PM BST, 5PM EEST over at twitch.tv/chipcheezum
Key art for the game CONTROL Resonant. The protagonist Dylan Faden is holding a huge hammer with a corrupted Manhattan in the background.
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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actually, dammit, that's not all. The burrito is the most perfect convenient food ever devised. You can have a full, nutrious meal inside that wrap, perfectly sealed to minimise mess and leakage until you get to the very end. It's a miracle of food engineering. It's wonderful. And I want one.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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