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Taleslinger

@taleslinger.bsky.social
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That the birds of worry and care fly over your head, this you cannot change. But that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.

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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
In a movie, when a bunch of tough guys in leather jackets enter a room where another guy is tied up, you just know those guys are gonna be bleeding on the floor in 5 minutes tops.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
There would be far fewer murders in the world of Agatha Christie if people stopped writing these incriminating letters all the time
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
One comic device in P.G. Wodehouse I greatly appreciate but I feel is underdiscussed: Bashing the French.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've once heard tharmt going off birth control can change someone's sense of smell so they literally can't stand their partner's smell anymore. Is there any truth to that? 🧪
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Many try and fail to read Moby Dick. Many try a lot. So in novel is their white whale ????!? #booksky
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Im (hopefully) the mellow kind of vegetarian, but there's also quotes like this:
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've got a full copy of Sandman for my birthday before all the stuff came out. Is it still okay to read it? Will I even be able to read it without feeling icky about it?
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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Grateful to all the bsky users tirelessly posting screenshots from X/Twitter. It’s just too bad there’s not some sort of app that the rest of us could use if we wanted to see X posts ourselves.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
We've been binging something on Amazon and we've received the same 17 seconds trailer for 15+ episodes. Is that normal? #amazon
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
4'33 by John Cage is just perfect. No notes.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/12/2024
kate bush running past sisyphus
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/12/2024
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS GOD DOESN’T UNDERSTAND
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024
My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@jdyer.bsky.social Do you ever feel the need to pop in, say, GTAV, get a bit of a breather from all the text games?
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I want to write an IF game, about Greek mythology. I'm hazy on the plot and characters. All I know is it'll have Atlas as a supporting character. #dadjokes
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Halloween gave me unrealistic expectations about babysitting.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm watching Harper's Island. Anyone seen that? I liked it, though it's aged a bit.📺
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Kevin Wilson @kevinwilson42.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tabletop has come a long way in the 25 years or so I've been involved in it, but it still has a long way to go on inclusion and treating everyone like humans. Arkham Horror 2nd edition has 7 women and 9 men as investigators because I knew if I went 8 and 8 it was going to be a nasty fight.
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
in case it was ever in doubt which of us is the Too Online one in this relationship, my husband just pronounced incel as inkle 🥺
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Carolyn VanEseltine @mossdogmusic.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Inform 7 author: These are both valid ways to refer to a cup in my code, but implementing liquids is a pain and I should seriously reconsider the plan for this puzzle
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Having finished Justified, I kinda wanna wear a hat.
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@kevinwilson42.bsky.social We chatted for many years on the MUD, but I don't think that I was aware that you initiated both IFComp *and* SPAG? Wow.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@anandrewschultz.bsky.social Hey Andrew. I'm curious what kind of FAQ you wrote? GamsFAQ has helped me innumerable times over the years..
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/11/2024
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
With all that's going on, its my solemn duty to play devil's advocate *clicks play* not Keanu's best movie, but an entertaining watch.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
William Hurt disappointingly: "How do you fuck that up?"
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
The good news is, games are out! The bad news is, I wrote one of them (in German).
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I muted words like #trump when what I should have muted is #racist.
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🌻Bree Williams🌻 @larkspurns.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Ahoy! The scammers are here! I woke up to this old chestnut, and since Bluesky is pretty new, I thought it might be helpful to show y'all how this one works. A scammer will reach out for work, and it'll be really vague - a piece of his kid, or suddenly four, it doesn't matter, he doesn't care.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
What's in the box lmao
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5.082.937! Ooh, halfway there, Living on a prayer
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Peregrine Wade @peripetie.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Reskeeting for those of you who might have missed it. This was a challenging project and although I still have movie ideas I want to see happen someday, I'm not completely sure I'm cut out for directing. (I definitely want to compose film music though!)
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social I was wondering, do you still write/podcast about horror movies somewhere? I miss Switchblade Sisters.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
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a woman with long hair is smiling and the date november 2 1995
ALT: a woman with long hair is smiling and the date november 2 1995
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ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 ℕ𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @nachonachoman.net · 29/08/2024
Type the year you turned 18 in the gif bar and post the best one you see.
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a man holding a sword in front of a fire
ALT: a man holding a sword in front of a fire
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.…
News headline: Cybertruck on fire in front of Bass Pro Shop in Harlingen
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 11
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 8
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Physically I'm just waiting, but mentally I'm just trying. Harsh.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
@blackmesaenjoyr.bsky.social Dude I also really love that soundtrack.
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Who made this genius graphic?
Below the printed date of November 5, 2024, is a profile silhouette of a seated cat, a front paw raised as it pushes a tiny GOP logo elephant over.
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Taleslinger @taleslinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
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